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“Mannn-- Really gotta redo my profile... Later.”
painsrequiem:
Such words sound like one of a drunken brute.
“DON’T IGNORE ME!!!!!! IM A CELEBRITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”
Seymour feels as if somewhere he’s being called out.
from a mile away floats a manly yell,
“YER DAMN RIGHT IM CALLIN’ YOU OUT!!!!!”
“Can’t believe my boy. Look at him, just standin’ around, lettin’ that happen.”
painsrequiem:
“Shouldn’t you be in the belly of a whale or something?”
“You can’t just go sayin’ that after wantin' to be the whale.”
pagliaccioxfalso:
Hm.
Still, he couldn’t quite get where this one was coming from. How oddly ordinary. And famous for playing ball? Kefka tilted his head, eyes bright like a pet trying to understand its owner. They narrowed, the slightest spark of aggression forming for seemingly no other reason than his failure to understand. Until Jecht’s question was asked.
Oh.
“Mhm! …Well, I can try… How long are we talking?”
How long? Armored claws scritched at his handsome beard in thought, “Ehh, well there ain’t any pyreflies around here, so we’re talkin’ at least half an hour....”
...Yeah, that probably wasn’t happening. But hell if he wasn’t gonna indulge this guy. Jecht could spot genuine enthusiasm from a mile away, and underneath all that makeup, this was the most enthusiasm he’d seen from anyone since he’d woken up on this damn volcano!
“Yanno what, lets just start with the basics. We’ll improvise! Just gotta find a ball... Hrmm...”
Unfortunately, the boy had the only one he knew of around here. And odins-balls knew where he was right now.
Fortunately, there were a helluva lotta rocks laying about. Sauntering over a to a pile, he scooped up the most blitzball shaped one.
“Alright! Goal of the game is to kick the ball into yer opponent’s goal, while they try and stop you. Right ‘n’ real simple! Ya ready?”
And up, up into the air flew the small boulder.
“HERE IT COMES!”
With a powerful kick from the ground, Jecht sprang up and after it. He met the ‘ball’ halfway, and in one fluid motion and an earsplitting --CRACK--, it hurtled toward his new protege like a meteor.
“CATCH IT!”
pagliaccioxfalso:
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Well. This was perhaps one of the most lukewarm reactions he’d ever had.
… Featherhead? This meatbag had been talking to Kujie-Coo?
“Walkin’ around this place barefoot is a very dirty habit. Where I come from they’d make you live in the poor people town with the dregs.”
He couldn’t tell if ‘not cut out for blitz’ was a crack at his size, his attire, his intellect, his mental clarity, all of the above, or more, but since it didn’t come with a tone of offence, he was, for the moment, not too bothered.
“I’m fitter than I look, you half-dressed civvy.”
“Well it’s a good thing I ain’t from your circus, bud. I’ll have ya know I’m pretty famous ‘round my parts.”
Then, they all seemed to be famous for something or other, huh... A fact which kinda hit home when you were lumped in with a bunch of psychopaths. Some cruel joke that was.
Maybe some blitzball would be just the trick to get his mind off it all.
“I don’t mind teachin’ ya, but y’better hope you measure up to your words!” flashing a grin, he pulled himself to his feet. “You any good at holdin’ yer breath?”
@fateguardian u impressed?
blackmage-lulu replied to your post: Damn it, Auron’s pickin’ up chicks and he’s...
And I thought you had ‘game’?
“Trust me, my game’s unmatched... I just know better than t’give you an example...
Don’t fancy gettin’ my ass beat...”
fateguardian replied to your post: Damn it, Auron’s pickin’ up chicks and he’s...
Hm someone’s slacking off
“Pah’, if there’s one thing the great Jecht don’t do, it’s SLACKIN’.
Filled with a sudden zeal to prove him wrong, Jecht almost knocks over the entire table in his rush to stand and strike a triumphant pose. “You’ll see,” he announces to the bar-- a captive audience of 3 other patrons including Auron, “I’m gonna go out there and bring back the hottest babe you ever laid yer virgin eyes on!”
Damn it, Auron’s pickin’ up chicks and he’s just sittin’ here... Has the great Jecht lost his touch?
It amazes me how, for someone that doesn't wear shoes, you can make such a mess!
“Gimme a break, I just ain’t used to small spaces...” That, and dozing off at any hour other than midnight tended to result in restless dreaming. It was ultimately her fault for putting him in such a comfy chair next to some weird ornament... Which, by the way, looked much better broken into tiny pieces.
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"No then? Thought about inventing another sport, then?" (Tidus)
“There’s always beer pong.”
"Hey Dad, do you know of any other sports beside blitzball?" (Tidus--inb4 "are you a quitter boy?")
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“Eh???”
"Have you ever worn shoes a day in your life, meathead? And how exactly does one blitz a ball, hm?"
Well, if there was one guy he wasn’t expecting to be snuck up on by, it was this one. Presuming ‘guy’ was the right word for this walking sensory overload.
“You been talkin’ to that featherhead?” looking upward and over a shoulder, his legs unfolded from their crossed position. “’Course I’ve worn shoes before.” Never before had his feet been such a hot topic. The answer was simple; “I just get a better feel fer the ball without ‘em.”
“Can’t really explain it. No offense, but y’don’t look like the kinda guy who’d be cut out for blitz.”
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