The King of Freaks

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Since you brats couldn't control yourselves on my main account, I have decided to create this one solely for any adult asks. It should go without saying that no minors are allowed here under any circumstances. If you are under the age of eighteen and wish to speak to me, do so on my main account, @kingofcursessukuna. Anyone who I catch interacting with my posts without an age in their description or on their account will be blocked with no exceptions. With that being said, without minors on my account, I am now free to respond to your questions, so perhaps you'll finally get to find out the answers to the things you've been pestering me about for months now. Happy asking.

(Note from Admin: This is not a sexual roleplay blog, so please do not expect "sexy" replies. This is simply a humorous side blog for asks that are not appropriate for the main. Say whatever you wish, but responses will be as in character as possible, meaning Sukuna will most likely reply in a mean, neutral, or humorous manner. I'm just not very good with erotica and I was getting a lot of these types of asks even when the replies would be joking, so I decided to make a separate blog. Sorry to anyone this inconveniences!)

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Sweet highness? Are you well? This dancer aches for your presence. I miss you terribly.

-🩰

Of course. I'll always be here, even if I'm gone for a while. I can't say that I haven't missed your talkative nature at least a little bit. How have you been?

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Where's there's a will theus a wy

-🍬

You're lucky I can understand you.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

The shrine.

I'd tap it.

It's got that Double gehenna vibe to it, so yeah.

I'd tap it in the mouth holes its got.

- 👅

We're going so far as to fuck my place of residence now?

[kingoffreakssukuna]

I'd tap your malevolent shrine's shrine and the incomplete shrine's shrine.

- 👅

What?

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Do you think that

That

I could fir it in my mouth both at onse

-🍬

No. It's difficult for most to fit just one.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

You’re not hard to feel fond for, sweet highness. You have traits and whims that are unusual and it adds to your appeal. I find it quite sweet. So tell me, what mischief has his gorgeous fearsomeness gotten into as of late? You’ve been rather tame. Have you no battles, foes or enemies you’ve slain?

-🩰

It's intriguing, really. No one has ever described me in such ways until now. I wonder, have beauty standards just changed that much in the span of 1,000 years?

There was a group of idiots that visited my estate a few days ago...I had fun killing them, but it just isn't the same as say, pillaging and brutalizing a village is.

Perhaps I should do that soon. You'd be alright with joining me, wouldn't you? Seeing as you're so loyal to me. I hope you're not squeamish.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

What if your dihs acted like prince rupert drops and all it took was a couple of snips before they exploded all over the place?

- 👅

I'm so tired.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Uh oh Sukuniepie look what I found

90 percent sure it's ai generated

You want me to do some sussy divination on you?

- 👅

No. Go find someone else.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Allll right, this is the small portion half of what the 3 hour breaker """""might"""" have been doing in the bathroom while he "hides" from doing work. Workplace doesn't want to say it was him, but there's been complaints and it's always after he leaves the bathroom with his laptop.

Basically it's semen. It's jizz. Two workmates have complained of going to the bathroom after 3 hour breaker leaves and the toilet seat has spotches of jizz and it's on the sink and the toilet paper and the floor. And it's all around fucking gross. It's nasty as hell, I don't why they would decide to let me know that this has been happening but now I know and it will live forever in my head.

Maybe that's why he's gone for three hours. He's just in there doing that.

- 👅

I have many questions.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

New year new me

I will no longer ask about milk

I'll be annoying you until you give in

- 👅

You were already doing that.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

*passes you a joint* here, it’ll distract you from the freaks m’lord

Thank you.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

After some research I'll have to become a corrosive ooze (<== dnd creature) slime guy to melt off the armor, and probably the shirt as a casualty, to get what I'm after.

- 👅

How did I know you would have some sort of counter like this?

[kingoffreakssukuna]

You.. *blink* pardon my eavesdropping sweet highness. You really lounge bare and proud about randomly? *smiles amused and shocked*

*clears throat to cover up chuckle* that’s strangely endearing

-🩰

Ah, of course you took notice of that. It's simply more comfortable for me.

I was expecting you to say many things about that, but "endearing" came as a surprise to me.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

*contains my giggle at the light taunting words*

Well my hands aren’t too awfully small. I think you’re just terribly large, my king.

So terrifyingly and beautifully large I think.

*massages your neck and studies your nape with a strange urge to kiss it before moving my hands to your temples*

You’re most tense sweet highness. The day has been kinder to you I hope? I do enjoy hearing you talk so spare not a single word. No detail is minute.

*cradles your head attentively before massaging your scalp*

-🩰

Hmm. Two things can be true at once, no? My day was terribly mundane, so nothing out of the ordinary. Unless I've conquered a village or something of the sort, these massages of yours are typically the highlight. As much as it may seem like I enjoy lounging around, I was not made for a sedentary life. And you? Surely something interesting happened your day. You always ask about mine, but I never hear about yours.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

Wear shirts all you like I'll just become a moth and chew convenient shaped holes for easy access

- 👅

I'll have to start wearing armor.

[kingoffreakssukuna]

How often do you lounge around in the nude?

- 👅

Quite a bit, actually.