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Hiatus "Release these chains!" Indie Demon!Yuu and The King of Salt RP and Ask Blog. Human Yuu for AUs only. Mun: Asaka They/Them Bigender

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On hiatus! You could probably tell though lol.

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Love is Illegal AU

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Mikaela greeted Yuu when he sat down, taking out his textbook and opening it just in case someone walked by. “Straight to questions? You really are interesting.” Mikaela hummed, leaning forward on the table to be closer to Yuu. “Simple answer is I stopped taking them a month ago when I realized how dull life is with them. I missed a dose and since then I haven’t been taking them, I just pretend to and dump them down the drain each day.”

Mikaela then leaned back in his chair, messing with a strand of loose hair in his face, it was hard to train his expression all day so just letting go a little felt nice. “I just… I think a lot about each thing I do like if I moved any of the muscles in my face or if my voice is even.” Mikaela explained with a small shrug, completely letting go of that emotionless tone around Yuu. 

“I’ve never heard of someone being immune to them though… then again I was certain I was the only one who wasn’t a fucking emotionless rock.” Mika sighed, looking Yuu over as he spoke. 

“It’s really that easy?” Yuu asked Mikaela. So all he had to do was dump them down the sink? Although that was the easy part. The hard part would be the acting, which he wasn’t great at.

“You make it sound easy.” If people could still be actors Mikaela would be making big money. “I get breaks from having to act and I still suck at it. I’d stop taking those things if I was better a better actor.” Being emotionless sometimes sucked but if Yuu stopped taking them would he be able to keep his act up? He couldn’t say for sure. He could always try for a day and see how it went, he could probably handle that.

“And I thought that everyone was taking the pills,” Yuu said. He hadn’t realized there was someone out there similar to himself, someone else in with some emotion in this world.

“Should we…do something about it? We can’t let everyone live emotionless forever, can we?” Yuu had thought about it before, how this was going to be a never-ending cycle and people would keep getting born and losing their emotions, something that no one should take from them. He felt useless by himself but now that he's met Mikaela, maybe they could do something about it, somehow. 

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"Would you kindly put on a dress?~" (You can ignore this. XD)

Send ‘Would you kindly’ and a command and my muse has to obey.

Yoichi really hated his boyfriend, some days more than others. Okay, maybe hate was a strong word. Dislike would be much better. The brunette glared at the demon before sighing, he had to do what he had to do. Yoichi grabbed a pink dress as he made his way to the washroom. “I hope you’re happy…”

Yoichi grumbled as he retreated through the door. At first, Yoichi struggled with the flimsy fabric. How did girls do this?! Yoichi would make sure he would tell Mitsuba and Shinoa how amazing they were later for wearing these death contraptions. 

Minutes later, Yoichi walked out with a blush as bright as a school girl who got noticed by Senpai. The dress had fitted the archer’s frame almost perfectly beside the fact Yoichi didn’t have breast. “D-Don’t you dare laugh!”

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“Very.” The demon told Yoichi as he watched him enter the bathroom. What other opportunity was he going to have to make Yoichi wear a dress? He had to ask now or he wouldn’t get another chance.

He thought Yoichi would be adorable in a dress and he was right. He also thought making Yoichi wear a dress would fluster the brunette and he was right about that too. “Does it look like I’m laughing at you? If you don’t want me to laugh then don’t give me something to laugh at.” The demon told him.

The demon smirked. “You should really wear dresses more often. But let me pick one for you next time. I’ll be sure to pick something that'd look good on you.” Although Yoichi’s and his taste were probably pretty different. Yoichi probably wouldn't even touch what he would pick out, but at least he got to see him a dress just this once.

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“Must be.” Mikaela gave a shrug on his shoulders as he wasn’t going to think much about it though. He didn’t really know what caused his mother to adopt him, but he was grateful to be apart of her family. He wouldn’t have it any other way since he had the power to do something good even if there were people would disagreed. 

The blonde nodded while he brought Yu to the training room. He didn’t know how it would go, but he was going to do that he could to help his friend. Mika shifted as he did remove his jacket placing it on the bench since he didn’t want to wear it during training. 

Glancing back at Yu, Mika turned to face him “Have you ever fought with a sword before? Is there something that you are used to fight with? I’m sure the storage room has something that you can use.” 

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Yuu shook his head at Mika. “No,” He wished he had fought with a sword before. Would it be that much of a splurge for Guren to buy some swords? It’d make them look more badass. “Most of the red clan usually fight with brooms and bats or whatever’s around. Though I wished Guren would invest in some cool weapons or something.” He figured there’d probably be a broom in the closet that he could use. He was excited to see how his strength matched up to Mika’s. 

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😂 (For Mika and me demon Yuu I guess?)

(// Hi Asa~ ^^)

Mika was standing there, leaning against the wall with one hand, tears in his eyes as he shook with silent laughter he was trying to contain. He did not know why or how this had happened. He was just drinking his water… and then this. He was getting to a phase where he was starting to wheeze. He looked around for anybody in the room to make sure he was safe, and then saw Yuucifer heading into the room. Well, shit. He slapped a hand over his mouth as he tried to muffle his laughter and act normal, and as Yuu had just woken up, he had bedhead, which, for some reason, was hysterical. He shut his eyes and tried to calm down, but it just wasn’t working. Someone in the Shinoa Squad must have done something to his water, or something, he didn’t know. 

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The demon didn’t normally see Mika laugh. But for some reason, Mika was laughing hysterically right now. Was the vampire laughing at him? He didn’t think there was anything funny about his appearance right now. Even if there was, someone laughing at him would still piss the demon off.

“Are you laughing at me?” The demon asked, giving the most threatening glare he could manage with having woken up not that long ago. Speaking of just waking up, maybe the demon’s hair was messed up. It happened a lot after he slept. He didn’t particularly feel like fixing it right though, especially if that’s what Mika was laughing at. He wanted the blonde to shut up before he did. 

“Whatever you’re laughing at, I’m sure it’s not that funny. I didn’t know vampires could crack up over something so small.” The demon said. Bed head really wasn’t that funny, but it was fun to tease the person who had it. Although if anyone tried to that to him it wouldn’t be pretty. 

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Love is Illegal AU

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It wasn’t working again. The pills that were supposed to suppress all of Yuu’s emotions didn’t always work. He thought he was starting to become immune to the effects of the pills, but they still worked sometimes. Just not always.

Part of him was kind of hoping it’d work today. He felt he wasn’t the best at acting and was worried someone would notice something was up. If they did they might put him on stronger pills. He could just stop taking them if that happened, but that wouldn’t fix his lack of acting skills. He didn’t know what they’d do if they figured out he wasn’t taking them.

Today was probably the worst day to feel insecure about his act, because they had to do a project in history class today. The project was about why emotions were bad for people and basically all the stupid stuff they did because of them. Which was pretty dumb to Yuu. How could you just give up emotions like that? Sure, there were negative ones but it was better then feeling like a mindless zombie. Yuu felt more alive when the pills weren’t working.

Most of these people didn’t know how good it was to have emotions and think for yourself. Yuu blamed the person who invited these stupid things, it was their fault. They must’ve been pretty evil to take away people’s emotions like that.

Going back to the current problem, the project. Yuu really didn’t feel like working on this project right now, but to make matters worse they were going to be working in pairs. Great. Yuu was keeping up his practiced stoic expression, the expression that everyone had, but he wasn’t sure how good he’d be at talking to someone. If he said something weird he hoped whoever he was working with would keep their mouth shut about it, but that wasn’t very likely.

The person he was going to work with was Mikaela something. Yuu hadn’t paid very much attention when the teacher read the list of partners. After everyone else had paired up Yuu found Mikaela something’s desk and bought a chair over, considering Mikaela was the only one without a partner as everyone else was already paired up. Hopefully that wasn’t too suspicious. Maybe they’d just think Yuu was slow.

Mikaela something was pretty nice looking. Nice hair, pretty eyes that reminded him of the sky. But now wasn’t the time for Yuu to appreciate how good looking he was. It didn’t really matter. Boys and girls were always assigned to each other as partners in life. Still, if people had the opportunity to date he was sure Mikaela would have everyone lining up to be with him.

“Hello,” Yuu said. probably sounding a little bit too exasperated. He should probably be practicing controlling his emotions more often. “Do you have any ideas for the project?” That was better, his voice sounded more emotionless. Hopefully this Mikaela something would be nice. Or well, as nice as any emotionless person could be.

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Mikaela was admittedly tired of this life, he hadn’t minded the whole no emotions thing until he missed a dose one day and knew what he was missing. He didn’t understand how anyone could choose a life like this, everything felt meaningless. That is it felt meaningless when he could feel, which had been for the last month. He was a good actor so no one had noticed him dumping the pills down the drain each day.

Someone many years ago had decided humanity was better off without emotions so here he was surrounded by lifeless husks of people. They had been taught emotions get in the way of productivity and with them they never would have gotten where they were today. Teachers pushed the fact that we would have killed the earth with over population by now and never colonized other planets.

Mikaela honestly didn’t care, it seemed better than the dull world they lived in now. He snapped back to attention when his history teacher began assigning partners for a project. Great, more lifeless conversations with what might as well be a rock. The only escape Mikaela had from this was his drawing he did in secret.

He sighed inwardly as he watched a student by the name of Yuuichiro push a chair into his desk. He wiped his face of emotion before looking at the boy. “Hello.” he replied in an even voice, leaning back in his chair. “I don’t, but if you do feel free to mention it.” He replied, taking a good look at the other. Yuuichiro seemed to be a little different than the others? His voice wasn’t totally dulled out for some reason. It peaked Mikaela’s interest.

“Would you like to make something physical or something on the computer?” Mikaela asked, putting a small hint of emotion to his voice to see how the other would react. There was always the risk he would be ratted out but he was curious and couldn’t help but indulge himself.

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This guy didn’t even have any ideas and Yuu didn’t really feel like thinking of anything right now. He didn’t feel like doing this whole project. But surely if he walked out of class for no reason people would know somethings up. He just wanted to go home, not that it was much better. He still had to do chores and homework.

Sometimes he faked doing homework to go on these sites he found. They were old sites and had things he thinks people used to call video games on them. He’d miraculously managed to find a few. It was probably a trap. The government was probably trying to lure him in and was ready to arrest him any second. Though they hadn’t arrested him so far, so Yuu was probably being a bit dramatic.

He was pretty bored and annoyed with this whole thing until Mikaela asked him if he wanted the project to be physical or something on the computer. Maybe it was just his imagination, but Mikaela didn’t sound like the emotionless robots other people seemed to be. Could Mikaela be like him? Was that possible? Were there others like him?

Yuu was excited about the prospect of that, but he had to be smart about this. Mikaela could be tricking him or something. Maybe it was just be his imagination. “Physical.” Yuu told Mikaela. The problem with his reply was that he had quite a bit of emotion in his voice. So much for being smart. At least he said it pretty quietly so hopefully no one but Mikaela heard.

He probably shouldn’t have chosen physical because that would most likely involve writing things by hand and his hand writing was shit. So much for choosing the more productive option. “We should go to the library to get some books so we can research the topic.” Yuu said, trying harder to sound more emotionless. If you listened hard enough you could probably still hear a tiny bit of emotion in his voice. Yuu wanted to smash his head into the desk. Hopefully no one else was listing to him. They shouldn’t be, eavesdropping wouldn’t be ‘productive’ of them.

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Mikaela had to work hard not to let his lips quirk upwards when Yuuichiro replied. It wasn’t even a question there was definitely some sort of emotion there. He only became more certain the more Yuu talked, he wasn’t completely dead inside like everyone else.

It was reassuring to think someone else in this awful world actually felt something. “Sure, do you want to meet there after class?” Mikaela asked, aware they only had a few minutes to talk before the teacher would break everyone up. He descreetly ripped a paper from his notebook to write on.

“Meet me in the back? It’s much quieter there?” Mikaela asked in a whisper, being sure to add emotion to it so Yuu got what he meant. Carefully as not to be seen he wrote on the paper, “Are you not taking the pills either?” before sliding it to Yuuichiro. He pretended to look through their history book as Yuuichiro read it so that his face stayed unreadable.

It was unlikely anyone would easedrop but he still wanted to be careful. Who knew what they would do to him if they found it, it was considered breaking the law afterall.

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Yuu was probably mistaken. It didn’t seem like Mikaela had emotion in him or maybe he was just a really good actor. Way better than Yuu. “Sure,” Yuu replied. He was pretty sure he had the whole emotionless thing down now. No more slip ups. If he made any more mistakes it would be pretty dangerous, Yuu had to be more careful from now on.

He planning on doing just that, until Mikaela decided to show him that he indeed had emotions and Yuu had to try extremely hard to not make a surprised expression. If he could his eyes would surely be wide right now. Mikaela was immune or was becoming immune to the pills too?

Yuu was too stunned to answer him, instead he focused on the paper Mikaela had just slid over to him. ‘Are you not taking the pills either?’ So Mikela just wasn’t taking them? That was pretty smart of him. He’d do that too if he wasn’t such a shitty actor, maybe he could get Mikaela to teach him. He also wanted to know how Mikaela faked taking them. Maybe he just dumped them down the toilet or sink, but Yuu wanted to know how Mikaela did it so he wouldn’t get caught. If he even decided not to take the pills at all, it seemed risky. Not that it really bothered Yuu, he just wanted to prepare before he tried something like that considering he wasn’t doing so well at pretending even when he got breaks. To pretend all the time sort of seemed intimidating. How was Mikaela so good at it?

Yuu wrote down his answer on the note, “I am, they just don’t work all the time.” then passed it back to Mikaela as subtly as he could.

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Mikaela waited patiently as Yuu wrote his reply, trying hard not to nervously tap his fingers. What he had just done was very risky and if he had just imagined that Yuu was different he would surely get up and give the teacher that note. No one really knew what happened to people who didn’t take the pills but considering how some people would just disappear he figured it would be his demise if he was found out.

Mikaela watched anxiously as Yuu slid the note back over, looking around to be sure no one was spying on them. He read Yuu’s reply but honestly couldn’t believe it, how could anyone be immune to those things?

He took a moment to train his expression before looking back up at Yuu. “I’ll see yu after school then partner.” He muttered, shoving the note into his pocket right before the teacher told them all to separate. Throughout the rest of class Mikaela couldn’t help sneaking glances at Yuuichiro.

It was hard not to notice the more he looked but Yuuichiro was attractive by most people’s standards. Not that attraction mattered but he was quite easy on the eyes and Mikaela appreciated that. Yuu showed some symptoms of emotion even as he took notes, little things like a raise of an eyebrow or slight curve of the lips. It was amittedly cute.

Mikaela did his best to wait patiently for class to end, constantly reminding himself not to go to fast or slow as he packed his things up. He glanced over at Yuu as the other stood from their seat. Mikaela pulled his bag over his shoulder before walking out to go to the library. As expected the back was abandoned so he situated himself on a desk in the far corner where no one would hear them.

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Mikaela said he’d see Yuu after school and then they were told to separate. Yuu didn’t want to wait until after school, he had questions he really wanted to ask Mikaela, but the school day was almost over. He could wait. Probably. He wasn't naturally patient but in this world, he kind of had to be.

Finally it was the end of the day and Yuu made his way to the library, trying really hard to not sprint there. He had to walk like everyone else. Did they even know what running was? Well yeah, they did, they had to stay in shape somehow. Couldn’t they at least have the freedom of choosing how fast or slow they walked? But no that wouldn’t be ‘pratical’.

Yuu entered the library and made his way toward the back. Mikaela was already seated there. He wondered why no one ever sat in the back. Was it because it wasn’t practical somehow? So they could be closer toward the entrance? He couldn’t know for sure. He was just glad there was a place Mikaela and him could sit that would help them be relatively discreet.

“Hey, partner,” Yuu said, trying to talk sort of quiet. He really hoped the past events hadn’t been a dream but that was a pretty unlikely scenario.

“So you’re not taking y’know what? Like at all? When did you stop?” Yuu asked. He wasn’t sure if he should actually say the words ‘not taking the pills’. “How do you act like you are so well?”

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The demon sighed in frustration, then proceeded to glare at Yoichi. “If I didn’t like you, why would I be in a relationship with you. Or repressing my anger so much right now.” The demon said slowly through gritted teeth. If anyone else had said he didn’t care about Yoichi he probably would’ve caused them some sort of injury. Of course the demon still hadn’t actually told Yoichi he cared about him, he preferred the word ‘like’ to ‘care’.

Yoichi could tell Yuucifer was getting agitated. Then again, when was the demon not agitated? He was like a ticking timebomb ready to go off at any second. Yoichi sighed, running a hand through his hair. 

“Alright, alright. Don’t need to get salty, Yuucifer-kun.” Yoichi teased, embracing the taller male in a hug. He knew he wasn’t supposed to but oh well. Although, Yoichi would probably be thrown across the room for what his comment. It’d be so worth it.

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Yoichi didn’t just say that, did he? It was like he was trying to make him angrier. He probably was. He had to have known that comment would make this worse, so he deserved the consequences of his actions. He even hugged him. That defiantly wasn’t going to help things.

“I don’t think you want me to really get salty because then I’d kick your ass.” The demon said, referring to the Salt King .Although that was an empty threat considering he’d never let the Salt King come around voluntarily. “Though I could still kick your ass now.” He pushed Yoichi off of him, albeit not as hard as he should’ve. He was growing too soft.

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The demon smirked. “It is now. So really think I’m that hot?” There wasn’t a better way to boost his inflated ego then calling him hot. “But, only 10,000? Don’t you think that’s a little low? Surely you can do better than that Yoichi. I’d rate you at least 100,000.” He wouldn’t settle for a rating lower than that. Though the demon would probably rate himself a milion. He’d probably rate Yoichi a million too but he wasn’t going to tell him that. The brunette was pretty adorable and dare he say attractive. But he wasn’t one for giving compliments to people, too much of that would make him sick. 

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@kingofmikasass   “Shut up. You think I wouldn’t love to kill everyone who dares to look at you? If I had my way a lot of people would be dead by now. And when did I say I wanted you to find someone else? Are you putting words in my mouth? If I wanted you to leave me alone then I’d get you to leave me alone.” The demon told Yoichi, getting a bit angry.

Well, that was definitely unexpected, Yoichi thought as his eyes went wide and mouth opened ajar. Yoichi was pretty sure Yuucifer gave zero fucks about him but wow, Yuucifer really knew how to take Yoichi by surprise. 

“I’m not putting words in your mouth! I’m just saying… you don’t really seem like you care about me. I’m just stating the obvious, no need to say you’ll murder people. Besides, you don’t need to!” Yoichi assured the demon, trying to hide his embarrassment behind a smile.

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The demon sighed in frustration, then proceeded to glare at Yoichi. "If I didn't like you, why would I be in a relationship with you. Or repressing my anger so much right now." The demon said slowly through gritted teeth. If anyone else had said he didn't care about Yoichi he probably would've caused them some sort of injury. Of course the demon still hadn't actually told Yoichi he cared about him, he preferred the word 'like' to 'care'.

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“ You should leave. “

“I don’t think you have any right to tell me what I should do,” Nataliya said, wiping her blade. “You don’t have any right to do that. What makes you think you can tell me what to do?” 

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He didn’t know why Guren had flited with her of all people, but whatever. It’s not like she was ugly and she seemed easy to manipulate, so he could see where he was possibly coming from.

The demon chuckled. “I’d love to see you fight one time, it’d be entertaining.” To watch her fall on her face randomly in the middle of a fight would be hilarious. He wished someone could film it for him.

“So if someone snuck up on you in the middle of the night and you were alone you’d die?” It wouldn’t be much a surprise now if that’s what he was planning to do, but so far he wasn’t. It probably wouldn’t be good for him to kill Mika’s sister.

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“I mean, I guess it’s entertaining? Unless you’re a vampire, then it’s just sad, whether it be from me falling or them dying, it’s just sad to them,” Nataliya said with a simple shrug.

“Don’t even think about it,” Nataliya said. She knew what he was thinking, he would try to do that. “It won’t work.”

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“Sad?” The demon asked with his head titled. He didn’t like appearing stupid but he was curios about what she was talking about. Maybe he was stupid for not knowing, but he didn’t understand what she was saying. Or maybe she was stupid for not making since to him, it was probably that.

He wasn’t planning on sneaking up on her but now he was tempted to. She said it wouldn’t work? Was she underestimating him? “Why wouldn’t it work? You said that you can’t fight alone in the dark, how would you stop me if I decided to kill you?” He probably shouldn’t threaten her but he wasn’t actually threatening her, not really. “This is a what if question of course, I wouldn’t actually kill you. Probably.” He said shrugging. He probably wouldn’t unless she really pissed him off.

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“They are sad because they die,” Nataliya said. She shrugged her arms. She continued to stand up, even though her legs were getting tired.

“Let’s not get into detail on that, I don’t want you finding out my every weakness and then some,” Nataliya said, looking away.

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“Humans die too. So you’re sad too? The demon asked with a raised eyebrow. He didn’t quite get her point.

The demon smirked. “So you’re saying you have a lot of weakness? And I just found one, didn’t I? That’s good to know.” He had to remember if he ever wanted to hurt her that she wasn’t good at fighting in the dark.

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She ignored the question about her being sad because everything was getting confusing and she was getting too confused.

“Goddamnit, I think that’s enough questions for today. I have to do paperwork while I ‘babysit’ you so you, I don’t know, just hang out I guess? I don’t really know what you could do to entertain yourself,” Nataliy said.

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“That’s boring.” The demon complained. If he just sat there doing nothing surely he’d get agitated. But for some reason everyone thought it was such a good idea to lock him up for a long time.

“Y’know I’m just going to keep bothering you, right? If I sit still for too long I’ll just get angry, and that’s not good for anyone.” That’s all he could do when he was locked up so he deserved to have a little fun now.

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“Tell me about it. You think I want to do paperwork? As if,” Nataliya said, pulling a pen out of her pocket and opening up a file full of papers.

“Fine, keep bothering me, I honestly don’t care. I have been on recruit training for the last few weeks, and there is little that is more annoying than the recruits. Do your worst, it probably won’t bother me at all,” Nataliya rolled her eyes.

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“Only the weirdest people want to do paperwork. Is there actually someone like that?” He didn’t know if there was actually someone on earth that wanted to do paper work. Whoever they were, the demon didn’t want to meet them. Unless he could kill them. They didn’t deserve to be alive to if they were so boring.

If there was one thing the demon hated it was being ignored. If this continued the demon would probably get super pissed. “I will. So why do you have to do so much paperwork? What’s the point of paperwork anyway? It doesn’t seem important.”

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“How am I supposed to know if someone wanted to do paperwork?” Nataliya asked, letting out a sigh. She didn’t understand why she had to get stuck with the person who asked even more questions than the recruits did.

“Some idiot recruit decided it was smart to try to do some cool ninja moves and cut his own arm off. Now I’m having to fill out paperwork about it and get his discharge from the army finished so he can be out of my hands,” Nataliya said. She got pissed when she found out how the idiotic recruit hurt himself.

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Well he didn’t know how she was supposed to know. Maybe she knew of someone who liked to do paper work. It still probably wouldn’t have been good if she told him because he would’ve wanted to kill the person so badly.

The demon help but laugh at that. Not a little bit either. It was pretty funny to him. The person seemed like a complete idiot. He tried to do ‘ninja moves’ and then accidently cut his arm off? The demon would pay to see that. She had some pretty interesting stories, didn’t she?

“So did you laugh?” The demon had to ask. He would’ve been cracking up.

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“Did I laugh? Internally, yes. Externally, no. At the time I was more concerned with getting in trouble for a recruit I was supposed to be watching losing a limb. However I’ve been told none of it is my fault so that nice, although I don’t think I’ll be in charge of recruit training very much longer,” Nataliya said, continuing to fill out form after form. Why was there so many of them?

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“I guess that makes sense. How the hell could anyone guess someone training for the army would try to be a ninja? Although maybe you’re supposed to look out for that sort of thing, I don’t know.” The demon said shrugging.

The demon was pretty bored, and it seemed like she’d be filling out paperwork for a while. Maybe he could just leave? Though someone was bound to say something if they saw him by himself. “You want to make a deal? I’ll leave and stay out of sight so you won’t get in trouble, and you get to be by yourself to finish your boring paperwork.” The demon doubted she’d say yes but it was worth a shot.

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⚠ ((hewwo, been a while))

“Oh, it’s you.” The demon said, staring at the girl with a bored expression. He hadn’t seen her in a while and for that he was glad. Sometimes she was interesting but she also annoyed him to no end. He’d rather not deal with her.

He’d been doing okay, they’d been letting him out more often. But the one solider wouldn’t shut up about him, thinking it wasn’t right that he be let out. It pissed him off to no end. The guy had threatened to send him back ‘where he belonged’ as he put it. The demon knew that the solider could lie and people would belive his made up story. No one believed a demon. So he did what anyone would do in his situation. He punched the guy in the face and broke his nose. Of course the solider had to go and blab about him, resulting in the demon ending up here. It wasn’t the demon’s fault, he didn’t deserve to be here.

“Did they really have to send you to watch me? Is this extra punishment?”

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It was good that she didn’t give a crap, because the demon would never thank anyone. ‘Thank you’ wasn’t in his vocabulary. Neither was the word ‘sorry’. He would never be apologetic for anything, ever.

The demon couldn’t help but glare at her. He didn’t like ‘the King of Salt’ either but something irked him about the way she said disgusting. He didn’t know why, but in that moment it pissed him off.

“That’s true, and humans only create disasters and activate the seraphs that are so revolting.” The demon said, his tone cold. He was done with this stupid human.

Elyon uncarring demeanor about family and comrades was just a facade, she understood both sides in this situation, and felt bad for Guren, he only was torturing himself. 

Elyon rose an eyebrow, maybe voicing her personal opinion about these winged being to one who used to be a Seraph wasn’t a good idea. She had to be carefull however should the boy decide to move against her she wouldn’t stand a chance. 

“ Oh my, did i strike a nerve? my deepest appologies, it wasn’t in my attention to do so.” Elyon reacted the only lie was that she wasn’t sorry, she couldn’t bring herself to be sorry.

“I do admit that you are right in that aspect.” Elyon replied blankly starring at the roof, she was disgusted with people using Seraph or anyone related to human experiments, be it the newly born demon  in front of her or herself.

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The demon realized that she probably apologized for her safety or so the demon didn’t go off. He guessed there wasn’t anything better she could have said to try to pacify him but it was so fake it irritated him. Who the hell cared about him enough to give him their deepest apologies?

“Whatever.” The demon said simply. He really wasn’t in the mood for any of this anymore and just wanted to get out of here, although that wasn’t likely to happen. Could someone else at least come in here? Someone more bearable? That wasn’t likely either. There was hardly anyone that didn’t bother the demon at all. Was there anyone at all? There were people that were fun to annoy but they’d pissed him off sooner or later too. It was the same with everyone he’s ever talked to. Everyone fucking pissed him off.

“Do you think there’s a way that they’d leave me the hell alone and not get a stupid babysitter to watch me? I can’t get out anyway,  I don’t see the point in getting someone to watch me. You can tell Guren my humanity isn’t coming back so that’s a moot point too.”

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Giving a small nod, Mika looked up at him “She is, and yes she is the head of the clan.” The blonde shrugged his shoulder “I don’t really know, maybe they just decided to adopt because they wanted to help a child out. Krul wanted me to join since I was her son and I wanted to help her out so I agreed to it.” 

 Moving to stand up to get off of the wall, he motioned for Yu to follow “Come with me to the training room and I will help. I won’t go easy on you though.” He gave a small smile before heading down the hallway to bring his friend to the room. 

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“It’s just a weird coincidence I guess,” Yuu commented. What are the odds the heads of both the blue clan and the red clan adopted a kid? And both ended up joining their parent’s clan. It was just a weird coincidence.

“I wouldn’t want you to,” Yuu said, grinning as he followed Mika. Sparring was the perfect thing to do after meeting someone again, at least according to Yuu. He was excited for Mika to teach him some things that’d hopefully make him stronger. “What am I supposed to do?” Yuu asked. He wasn’t exactly sure how fighting with a sword worked. He just usually used whatever was available to him. The red clan liked using brooms and bats a lot, and they’d never failed him.

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Love is Illegal AU

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It wasn’t working again. The pills that were supposed to suppress all of Yuu’s emotions didn’t always work. He thought he was starting to become immune to the effects of the pills, but they still worked sometimes. Just not always.

Part of him was kind of hoping it’d work today. He felt he wasn’t the best at acting and was worried someone would notice something was up. If they did they might put him on stronger pills. He could just stop taking them if that happened, but that wouldn’t fix his lack of acting skills. He didn’t know what they’d do if they figured out he wasn’t taking them.

Today was probably the worst day to feel insecure about his act, because they had to do a project in history class today. The project was about why emotions were bad for people and basically all the stupid stuff they did because of them. Which was pretty dumb to Yuu. How could you just give up emotions like that? Sure, there were negative ones but it was better then feeling like a mindless zombie. Yuu felt more alive when the pills weren’t working.

Most of these people didn’t know how good it was to have emotions and think for yourself. Yuu blamed the person who invited these stupid things, it was their fault. They must’ve been pretty evil to take away people’s emotions like that.

Going back to the current problem, the project. Yuu really didn’t feel like working on this project right now, but to make matters worse they were going to be working in pairs. Great. Yuu was keeping up his practiced stoic expression, the expression that everyone had, but he wasn’t sure how good he’d be at talking to someone. If he said something weird he hoped whoever he was working with would keep their mouth shut about it, but that wasn’t very likely.

The person he was going to work with was Mikaela something. Yuu hadn’t paid very much attention when the teacher read the list of partners. After everyone else had paired up Yuu found Mikaela something’s desk and bought a chair over, considering Mikaela was the only one without a partner as everyone else was already paired up. Hopefully that wasn’t too suspicious. Maybe they’d just think Yuu was slow.

Mikaela something was pretty nice looking. Nice hair, pretty eyes that reminded him of the sky. But now wasn’t the time for Yuu to appreciate how good looking he was. It didn’t really matter. Boys and girls were always assigned to each other as partners in life. Still, if people had the opportunity to date he was sure Mikaela would have everyone lining up to be with him.

“Hello,” Yuu said. probably sounding a little bit too exasperated. He should probably be practicing controlling his emotions more often. “Do you have any ideas for the project?” That was better, his voice sounded more emotionless. Hopefully this Mikaela something would be nice. Or well, as nice as any emotionless person could be.

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Mikaela was admittedly tired of this life, he hadn’t minded the whole no emotions thing until he missed a dose one day and knew what he was missing. He didn’t understand how anyone could choose a life like this, everything felt meaningless. That is it felt meaningless when he could feel, which had been for the last month. He was a good actor so no one had noticed him dumping the pills down the drain each day.

Someone many years ago had decided humanity was better off without emotions so here he was surrounded by lifeless husks of people. They had been taught emotions get in the way of productivity and with them they never would have gotten where they were today. Teachers pushed the fact that we would have killed the earth with over population by now and never colonized other planets.

Mikaela honestly didn’t care, it seemed better than the dull world they lived in now. He snapped back to attention when his history teacher began assigning partners for a project. Great, more lifeless conversations with what might as well be a rock. The only escape Mikaela had from this was his drawing he did in secret.

He sighed inwardly as he watched a student by the name of Yuuichiro push a chair into his desk. He wiped his face of emotion before looking at the boy. “Hello.” he replied in an even voice, leaning back in his chair. “I don’t, but if you do feel free to mention it.” He replied, taking a good look at the other. Yuuichiro seemed to be a little different than the others? His voice wasn’t totally dulled out for some reason. It peaked Mikaela’s interest.

“Would you like to make something physical or something on the computer?” Mikaela asked, putting a small hint of emotion to his voice to see how the other would react. There was always the risk he would be ratted out but he was curious and couldn’t help but indulge himself.

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This guy didn’t even have any ideas and Yuu didn’t really feel like thinking of anything right now. He didn’t feel like doing this whole project. But surely if he walked out of class for no reason people would know somethings up. He just wanted to go home, not that it was much better. He still had to do chores and homework.

Sometimes he faked doing homework to go on these sites he found. They were old sites and had things he thinks people used to call video games on them. He’d miraculously managed to find a few. It was probably a trap. The government was probably trying to lure him in and was ready to arrest him any second. Though they hadn’t arrested him so far, so Yuu was probably being a bit dramatic.

He was pretty bored and annoyed with this whole thing until Mikaela asked him if he wanted the project to be physical or something on the computer. Maybe it was just his imagination, but Mikaela didn’t sound like the emotionless robots other people seemed to be. Could Mikaela be like him? Was that possible? Were there others like him?

Yuu was excited about the prospect of that, but he had to be smart about this. Mikaela could be tricking him or something. Maybe it was just be his imagination. “Physical.” Yuu told Mikaela. The problem with his reply was that he had quite a bit of emotion in his voice. So much for being smart. At least he said it pretty quietly so hopefully no one but Mikaela heard.

He probably shouldn’t have chosen physical because that would most likely involve writing things by hand and his hand writing was shit. So much for choosing the more productive option. “We should go to the library to get some books so we can research the topic.” Yuu said, trying harder to sound more emotionless. If you listened hard enough you could probably still hear a tiny bit of emotion in his voice. Yuu wanted to smash his head into the desk. Hopefully no one else was listing to him. They shouldn’t be, eavesdropping wouldn’t be ‘productive’ of them.

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Mikaela had to work hard not to let his lips quirk upwards when Yuuichiro replied. It wasn’t even a question there was definitely some sort of emotion there. He only became more certain the more Yuu talked, he wasn’t completely dead inside like everyone else.

It was reassuring to think someone else in this awful world actually felt something. “Sure, do you want to meet there after class?” Mikaela asked, aware they only had a few minutes to talk before the teacher would break everyone up. He descreetly ripped a paper from his notebook to write on.

“Meet me in the back? It’s much quieter there?” Mikaela asked in a whisper, being sure to add emotion to it so Yuu got what he meant. Carefully as not to be seen he wrote on the paper, “Are you not taking the pills either?” before sliding it to Yuuichiro. He pretended to look through their history book as Yuuichiro read it so that his face stayed unreadable.

It was unlikely anyone would easedrop but he still wanted to be careful. Who knew what they would do to him if they found it, it was considered breaking the law afterall.

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Yuu was probably mistaken. It didn’t seem like Mikaela had emotion in him or maybe he was just a really good actor. Way better than Yuu. “Sure,” Yuu replied. He was pretty sure he had the whole emotionless thing down now. No more slip ups. If he made any more mistakes it would be pretty dangerous, Yuu had to be more careful from now on.

He planning on doing just that, until Mikaela decided to show him that he indeed had emotions and Yuu had to try extremely hard to not make a surprised expression. If he could his eyes would surely be wide right now. Mikaela was immune or was becoming immune to the pills too?

Yuu was too stunned to answer him, instead he focused on the paper Mikaela had just slid over to him. ‘Are you not taking the pills either?’ So Mikela just wasn’t taking them? That was pretty smart of him. He’d do that too if he wasn’t such a shitty actor, maybe he could get Mikaela to teach him. He also wanted to know how Mikaela faked taking them. Maybe he just dumped them down the toilet or sink, but Yuu wanted to know how Mikaela did it so he wouldn’t get caught. If he even decided not to take the pills at all, it seemed risky. Not that it really bothered Yuu, he just wanted to prepare before he tried something like that considering he wasn’t doing so well at pretending even when he got breaks. To pretend all the time sort of seemed intimidating. How was Mikaela so good at it?

Yuu wrote down his answer on the note, “I am, they just don’t work all the time.” then passed it back to Mikaela as subtly as he could.

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Theme updated! @yoichisaohomo did it for me as well as the new icon! 

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First name: Asaka (I would say your in rl name but I don't want to reveal it since it's personal!) | Nickname: Asa/Asa-chan~ | Age: 17 | Gender: Unknown | Sexual Orientation: Bisexual?? | Nationality: American | Relationship status: Single | Likes: Ice coffee, Mikayuu, and anime | Dislikes: Me~ (jk I think QuQ) Bugs, asshole #1 and asshole #2, aaannnnd gore | Random fact: "Why are you like this?" has become your catch phrase!

I’ll give you points for the first name. You got seven points I think? XD And you know I like you!