Well. This is Awkward.

Hmmm. Good luck with this. 

[hobolunchbox]

surprise boop

[tkygals]

Sleeping is nice because youre not actually dead and youre not awake so its a win-win situation

[germansam]

It’s like being dead without the commitment.

[mu5icliz]

an open relationship with death

[someonecalledmefamous-deactivat]

death with benefits

[sssammich]

#an every night stand

[serotnin]

how come you only become aware of how tipsy you are in bathrooms

[serotnin]

[tanks-a-lot]

why are sun bears like…that?

[captain-price-official]

like what

[tanks-a-lot]

[captain-price-official]

oh you mean that

well

sometimes it just be like that

[silly-luv]

[haraamzada-deactivated20191222]

flat stomachs really need to stop being a thing people expect from others like…….what the fuck do you mean i need a flat stomach when i have 7 meters of intestine in me

[evepolastrl]

#iconic

[myboyfriendpetebuttigieg]

Reblog this if you slept with my ex-wife Susan.

Trying to prove a point to my divorce lawyer.

[inlifeasindeath]

suck a little dick…. smoke a little crack….

[redthepear]

I instantly read this to the tune of Master Of the House

[rcktpwr]

im feeling so sensual and nude

[rcktpwr]

exactly like a crocodile

[yeahthathappened]

[onceiwashere]

hey colourpop cosmetics you make great affordable products and i love you but we gotta talk about something. just a quick little thing. just sit down it wont take that long dont worry i just want to have a little chat about well uh

[likeafieldmouse-deactivated2015]

Tauba Auerbach - Alphabetized Bible (2006)

[c-lov3r-deactivated20130204]

i csn’t brteath

[deliciouskaek]

wat

[deadonarrival-archive]

When it’s 11pm on a Sunday night and you remember you had homework

[campfireharvest-deactivated2019]

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS AGAIN FOR YEARS HOLY SHIT

[catchymemes]

[beautofwomen]

I want this extraness

[shanyphantom]

I’m so glad we got to see the picture afterwards.

[sosuperawesome]

Embroidery Wall Art and Brooches

Shimunia on Etsy

See our #Etsy or #Embroidery tags

[gothicprep]

at first i thought that Science was a shit waste of time. then somebody did this study,. and now… hooboy.. now i like it

[slowspinningredemption]

cannot believe my loud car small penis theory now has scientific backing

[mcavoy]

Christopher Robin dir. Marc Forster