you do you.

There doesn't know how lucky it is. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~You are my light, my love.

[srpescador]

[dankmemeuniversity]

[failsyndrome]

EVERYONE STOP I JUST LEARNED A NEW EMOTICON

[chillinlikeawhitey]

‘,:)

[toastbutteregg]

cont: she said that the guy turns out to be someone the drunk girl just met that night 

[toastbutteregg]

im a woman and i dont even have any of this

[lindsaychrist]

i put jergens natural glow on one part of my arm to see what would happen and now i regret it

[strawberryzachary]

Wow she really needs to shave her legs

[lindsaychrist]

im a fucking man #whyineedfeminism

[broken-sunbeams]

I just need whatever u put on your arm… I don’t tan at all… Ever.

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said what it was

[troyesivan]

this post is such a fucking mess

[omega-level-negro]

Is no one going to talk about the perfect rectanglular shape this thing makes on her arm

[lindsaychrist]

i literally said i was a man already why is this still happening

[funnygifs-funnygifs-funnygifs]

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[themattumblr]

The more swiss cheese you have, the more holes you have.

[the-absolute-best-posts]

The more holes you have, the less swiss cheese you have. Therefore, the more swiss cheese you have, the less swiss cheese you have. 

[ultrafacts]

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Click HERE for more facts!

[thestarseedvisionary]

thatssss adorable

[valtsv]

my desire to get railed by a sexy vampire lady vs. my intense & passionate feelings about garlic as a seasoning

[fetus2genius]

[the-absolute-best-gifs]

Apparently how people feel after waking up from naps.

How I feel after waking up from naps.

[phroyd]

Thank Your Local Republican!

Phroyd

[ohgodshesloose]

Eat the rich

[phenoniix]

this is why old ppl never realize what they’re saying when they say “when i was your age i payed for my tuition all by myself” yeah well sorry susan my tuition is $35,000 a year and i make $7 an hour

[heteromale-deactivated20141202]

this girl that sits with me was complaining..about another girl. because she likes the same band as her “but doesn’t dress like it” so obviously she doesn’t really listen to them

how do you DRESS like the music you listen to??? 

[needlekind]

as an imagine dragons fan i am never seen not in a full dragon costume

[transient-dreams]

as an arctic monkeys fan this is me

[collegiate-confession]

a hero

[no-chill-at-all]

[wildlyannoyingdoofus]

These kinds of responses are my FAVORITE. Some examples to answers to this question I have heard:

1.

“Okay, and who’s the president?”

“Obama, no wait, shit *vehemently* fuck, I hate him… what’s his name…”

“It’s okay, you know who he is.”

2.

“Who’s the president?”

“*drunkenly angry and confused* ..uhhhhhhh…Orange… damn it what’s the fuck’s name….

“Yup, good enough.”

3.

“And who’s the president,”

“Not fuckin’ Obama!”

“I feel ya.”

4.

“Who’s the president- wait, nevermind you’re from Korea you said, right? So who’s-“

“Everybody knows that Trump-bitch.”

“Oh, well, alright then.”

5. (My personal favorite)

“Who’s the president?”

“Ew.”

“Good enough.”

[md-admissions]

I love asking assessing alertness and orientation because these are basically the answers I get hahaha

[ritesofspring]

Yesterday I had to answer that question twice. I answered with “sad” and “a very bad man”

[just-shower-thoughts]

The sum of all numbers between 0 and 1 is infinitely big whilst their product is infinitely small.