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[kingofthecuties]

nieveysol‌:

“….. That statement makes me so concerned about your health. Are you sure your food habits are including some healthy choices?” Not a lot of fast food places, though they claim it, has healthy food. Since it’s supposed to be fast. “Please don’t tell me I’m gonna lose you at a young age.”

“Actually I’m hoping to eat myself into an early grave.” His tone is light despite the heavy implications. Is he serious? Joking? Who knows? Not him. “Plus stuffing myself with yummy food makes it easier to deal with my crippling depression and anxiety.”

[kingofthecuties]

raincollectcr‌:

“ but i don’t feel like having anything… and besides , i need to finish this. i can sleep after i’m done. oh , and… uhhh , “ he waves around a hand as he groaned , trying to find the correct word. “ that other thing..— eating.“

“Alright, come on then.” He grabs Vincent by the arm, attempting to pull him up and him along with him. This was proving to be difficult. Why did he insist on ruining himself?

“You know, I can be stubborn too, and I want to eat. So you listen to what I have to say, okay? Here's what’s going to happen. Firstly, you’re going to come have a bite to eat with me. Second, we’re going to take a nice little nap together.”

[kingofthecuties]

fractured--innocence‌:

“Do you know if one is close by? I can treat you. Father gave me pay for the last job and I can splurge a bit.“

“Oh yeah, I know one. And, well, if it’s really no issue for you I won’t refuse. I’ll buy next time though. Gotta make it fair, you know?”

[the-yokai-party]

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“Wait! Wait, I wanted to know if you wanted to get tea or coffee with me.”

[kingofthecuties]

“Sure thing, lil friend. Let’s get some cake too, I love sweet things. We could go to a cafe.”

[dankmemeuniversity]

[risiox]

hello , hello ! it’s kai , back with an oc that’s been around for a whole four years and still counting; takahashi kouta !! he’s 19 years old , a pretty boy and a pastry chef  but most of all… he’s a Mess™. 

for you see , he hates himself with a burning passion of 3 suns but he’ll holler at your window at 5 am about how amazing you are like your own personal cheerleader. and if you have a problem— he’ll be there faster than usain bolt ! but he’s just as fast (if not faster) at running away from his own problems !

so if you’d like to help out a damsel in distress , please reblog / like and i’ll check you out ! thank you !!

[oopsiewoopsie123]

Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural s01 quotes

“We better stock up on some knowledge here otherwise we’re gonna get murdered by ghosts.”

“I just got a shiver down my spine.”

“This looks like Disney Land.”

“You are full of shit if you do not feel strange right now.”

“I assure you in like half of the places you’ve been, people have died there. People have probably died at the Chipotle we just ate at.”

“I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument.”

“No one says ‘oh my knuckles feel a little funny. I’m going to build a house with 500 rooms.’“

“You almost scared me to death. Never gonna forgive you for that.”

“That’s what people usually say on their way to their death.”

“I’m more concerned about the spiders than the ghosts.”

“Everyone thinks feeling energy is bullshit, but you don’t feel strange at all? Not even a little bit?”

“You’re insufferable.”

“[name] don’t look over here, there’s a little stuffed animal.”

“This is an adventure! I just love seein’ ya squirm.”

“Okay, tell your spooky story.”

“[laughing] We better get out of this house, somebody knocked our little bear out of his little wicker chair.”

“You’re telling me you wouldn’t be unnerved by going upstairs and seeing a bunch of stuffed animals organized into a little cult circle when no one did it?”

“Your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting.”

“Are they going to sue the ghosts?”

“In case you’re keeping score, that’s three people that fainted.”

“You don’t think maybe one of them was like ‘ah, I feel sick, I gotta go home.’ and the others were like ‘uhh, yeah me too, a burning pain, I gotta go home.’“

“So you think this was all an elaborate hooky scheme?”

“Ok, well, this theory would be bullshit for you. The most reputable, logical, fact-based source.”

“Even if we get possessed tonight we can have a nice brewski after.”

“You can feel the history coming through the walls in here.”

“It’s not wonderful when the history fights back.”

“Peak ghost time. 90% of the ghosts are from that era.”

“You never really hear about a ghost from 2010 or so that’s wearing like a flannel and ripped jeans or some shit like that. It’s always somebody wearing a bonnet.”

“I’d be a pleasant ghost, I’d like pour people tea and all that or I’d do chores around the house.”

“Are there ghost ants?”

“How do you arrest a ghost? You can’t.”

“I guess you’d have to be a ghost cop to arrest a ghost.”

“It’s a bit rude to call it the creepiest boat in the world.”

“You don’t think the Grey Ghost is a pretty cool nickname?”

“See you later kitchen ghosts.”

[ruinedchildhood]

[kingofthecuties]

nieveysol‌:

“Hmmm, I’m in for burgers, really …” It was a rare occurence for her as the girl naturally was wary of the meal. She never handled those types of food, but today, she believes she would be okay with eating it. “Know any good burger places?”

“Do I..?” He laughed, as if the very suggestion that his answer could be anything but yes was preposterous. Which it was, truly. “My dear friend, do you know who you’re talking to here? If the phrase ‘you are what you eat’ was literally true I would probably be, like, an entire fast food restaurant.”

[kingofthecuties]

fractured--innocence‌:

Leaning to follow the other no minding the shyness. Matter fact that was making the other even more cute. “ No you are for sure a swan. Can’t change my mind on this either.”

“Well, thanks-- I appreciate the compliment.” Once again he turns away, his face partially hidden under his long hair. There’s a small smile on his face. “You’re definitely the cuter one though.”

[kingofthecuties]

fractured--innocence‌:

“The air around you is gentle and elegant like how you speak. You are pale like a swans feathers and beautiful as one too!”

“Elegant, huh?” He laughed, looking away to the side as if he had suddenly grown shy. “I’m sorry, I don’t want you to think that I’m laughing at you. Never been called that before, is all. I would honestly say I’m a bit of a silly goose myself.”

[kingofthecuties]

fractured--innocence‌:

“If you were one I say a swan. A bit cheesy to say but it fits for you so well in my eyes. “ Daichi eyes were so honest with his words, “ Also I hardly lie.”

“Thanks, that’s pretty sweet.” Damien smiled, though he wasn’t actually quite sure how to react to that. “I don’t think I’ve ever been compared to a swan before. A giraffe, maybe-- or a dog. What is it that makes you say swan?”

[kingofthecuties]

fractured--innocence‌:

Finger guns back since he didn’t know how to full act to the compliment becoming a tomato, “ You are more though.”

“Now that is just a straight up lie.” He accused, lightheartedly. “You’re just about the cutest thing ever. If you were an animal I think you’d be a bunny, that’s what you remind me of.”

[nichtigkind]

concept: i slowly fade out of existence. nobody misses me and it’s ok. the people i love are so happy and nothing is hard. i’m content

[bpdpenguins]

friend: *is being distant with me*

me: they probably just need some space or are busy

brain: they hate you and want you out of their life

me: damn you’re right

[the-yokai-party]

“Excuse me but you are beautiful.”

[kingofthecuties]

“Right back at ya.” Damien smiled, sending a wink and finger guns his way.