Don't trust the cat

One time a Japanese lady told me I was tall and handsome... I think about that a lot...

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I just want a pretty girl with black nails to choke me out ok

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My kink is just being involved

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Just kidding! I like being choked!

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So this one time I made a meme... Pretty proud of it... Be gentle...

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I just *clutches fist* love these damn kids

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Growing old, not up...

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I like my women like I like my books: Thick and full of Eldritch Horrors. Sweet dreams you rotten ghouls.

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Hey everyone, everyone hey! I would like to advise you, you can google adjectives+animals and have a jolly ol' time. I just googled "fat lion" and am pretty pleased.

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I wish... Oh God, how I wish I was a clever adult type person, but I am not... This is the exact moment I knew Jujutsu Kaisen was absolutely for me...