king of roses

fuck it this is now a random ass blog where I get to post whatever the fuck I want because I can't stick to a theme for more than five fucking minutes.

[toomanystoryideas]

[animeshittalk]

imagine getting this review

[theladyregret]

I guarantee that Monica at the front desk has not been able to live this review down and her coworkers absolutely bring it up regularly.

[solvicrafts-deactivated20250215]

If I were Monica I'd print this review out and frame it

[stimman3000]

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[memeuplift]

[sleepysera]

"Gravitational waves are comparable to electromagnetic waves: they don't require any sources to exist. Of course, in the real world you expect electromagnetic waves to be produced by an antenna or something. But as solutions of Maxwell's equations, you can have electromagnetic waves that just propagate from infinity to infinity like the Flying Dutchman."

-Leonard Susskind, General Relativity (2023)

[heavensanswer-deactivated202509]

reblog if people r allowed to send u asks as if theyre ur friend. wanna tell me how ur day went? do it!!! ask me for advice? sure! ask a personal question? go right on ahead!

[kingoftherose]

SHOUTS INTO THE VOID: I fucking hate that the only way I know how to make friends is to either infest their loves like a cockroach or pay them to be my friend. I also need to figure out how to be less annoying when excited or happy that might help.

[bvnny-boi]

why do people hate subtitles. I kinda need those chat

[boybeetles]

[cyberjock-deactivated20150809]

Mom, Dad, I have decided to become an existential concept.

[magicalgirlmelanie]

[eunicids]

Phew. I thought you were coming out as gay or something.

[kaiserneko]

[madokamagicaheritageposts]

Madoka Magica Heritage Post

[mrwiseandshine]

[l0s3r-g0r3-d3s7r0y4]

Thats actually really cool

[kingoftherose]

It's good to know the AI that inevitably takes over humanity will also have "chimp brain" moments

[lastoneout]

The Pope, desperate to avoid ever interacting with JD Vance again, went to the one place the Vice President couldn't follow: heaven.

[is-this-blasphemous]

No

[lastoneout]

[drakensberg-blog]

The reading comprehension and overall common sense on this website is piss poor.

[poupon]

how dare you say we piss on the poor

[demonsandpieohmy]

[siriuslypads]

just so yk if i like your depressing posts that are like “i should die” im giving you a virtual hug not agreeing with the sentiment

[plaidbees]

i always forget my grandma used to be a clown so it caught me the fuck off guard when she saw this

and no hesitation saying “oh it’s that creepy clown- oh he’s drinking that’s against clown code”

[aggressiveflyingpizza]

1. ARE YOU NOT GOING TO EXPLAIN YOUR GRANDMA’S PAST CLOWN CAREER? 2. WHAT’S CLOWN CODE??????????????

Clown code.

[rift-master]

I call a lot of y'all clowns but it turns out that’s too good for you since even they live by a code.

[a-plethora-of-peters]

@thisiswhereikeepdcthings​ has the best tags I have seen for this post lol

[silvergryphonart]

[eggblackoutpoetry]

[bewilderduck-art]

[randomalienencounter]

∴ᔑ⍑ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣⍑ᒷ ⎓∷╎ᓵꖌ???

[kobayakawaaa]

‘’drakengard 3 was a bad game’’ ok but consider this

[zhongluong]

You need to turn the sound on.  For the dragon’s voice.

[heir-of-fate]

[bogleech]

I never knew a single thing about drakengard. This is the first and only thing I have ever seen from a drakengard game. How can the rest ever live up to this.

[boozehund-blog]

ppl who celebrate fictional character birthdays are annoying pass it on

[wolfprud3-deactivated20170620]

FUCK this post and happy birthday sonic

[bitterblackboricua]

[theimfamousbitch]