Nah

Cyrus, 30, writer and seller of tasty poisons gh: kingofdeadfools [roleplay, not Cody]

[kingofthevoidd]

I want a new icon but that would mean letting a camera within 100 feet of me and this does not spark joy

[kingofthevoidd]

I woke up in the middle of the night with a wholeass rant in my head about something, passed out again, and now I can’t remember what it was, so I guess I was just.....what’s the sleepy version of hangry?

[atamajakki]

I love when ghost hunting shows are in a fucking ancient ruin and ask their questions in english

“what is your name” homeboy I was a viking several hundred years ago I don’t know what the fuck you’re saying

[assassinationtipsforladies]

Is anyone else imagining “J.R.R. Tolkien: Ghost Hunter”

“Alright, now I’m going to try 8th century Anglo-Norse”

[wheelrider]

YES

#Hm no how about 4th century Gothic #Welsh? No? #Let’s try good ol’ Latin #this could go on and on #safe bet he wouldn’t accidentally insult the ghost’s mother or anything

[glanthynius]

#keeps trying different languages and none of them work#accidentally slips into sindarin#ghost recognizes it hoLY SHIT WHO IS THIS?#tolkien

[kingofthevoidd]

Me, at least three times a week: ohhhh look, the moon’s so pretty!

Chris: .....Babe, that’s a streetlight....

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

so, i tried to get cyrus to help me introduce myself, but it turns out my husband is just a total fucking nerd. 

hey there all, i’m christopher pine. you may know me from my roles in star trek and wonder woman, but i’ve settled down for a while to work on myself and help teach all you wonderful residents how to act. not.. like… no, not that you’ve been out of line. you could have been, but that’s none of my business. i’m here to teach you all how to be actors, yes. come star in my first ever production at the theatre! it’ll be worth it, i promise.

+ cvptvinkirk

[kingofthevoidd]

My mans is heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[enterprisinglyhandsome]

i’ve always been here you goofball

[kingofthevoidd]

Yes but now I have NEW places to bug you!

[kingofthevoidd]

My mans is heeeeeeeerrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeeeeeee 😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

[kingofthevoidd]

I just saw this comment on an AskReddit thread:

“My mother is a genealogist and discovered that my great great great something grandparents were named Lettuce and Nimrod. A power couple.”

and I’ve been doing a weird wheezy giggle for like 5 minutes and have no plans on stopping

[betaleon]

[gunzonyatmblr]

Bruh this shit was amazing

[7thblacksheep-deactivated201907]

GO BABY GO OMG

[thaunderground]

Poetry in motion

[datmos]

My jaw dropped

[viqueen]

HER NAME IS ANTARA AND SHE’S MEXICO’S GRAND CHAMPION AT THE VERTICAL WALL CLIMB LOOK AT HOW HAPPY SHE IS!! SHE KNOWS SHE’S A GOOD GIRL!!! 

[augieboogie-deactivated20171016]

[nicasiosilang]

the wags on the way down

[jhameia]

WHAT A GOOD DOG

[julebug123]

Utilizing a pitbull’s skill competitively without hurting the animal or other dogs???? I fux with it. 👍❤️

[kingofthevoidd]

@uponthe-ridge It definitely, absolutely does haha

[kingofthevoidd]

I just came this close to falling for a headline from The Onion, so I’m an old man now

[kingofthevoidd]

@uponthe-ridge We only support free range brain cells in this house haha

[kingofthevoidd]

@uponthe-ridge I can dig it, my writing isn’t good enough to need the brain cell too often anyways lmao

[kingofthevoidd]

@uponthe-ridge That’s one brain cell between the whole club lmao

[kingofthevoidd]

@uponthe-ridge I can’t even blame my accent, I’m from freaking Vancouver lmao, I think my brain is just fried and decided to give up on me haha

[kingofthevoidd]

Bearing in mind that English is my first and only language......why the fuck do I keep thinking the past tense of buy is ‘boughten’

[albinwonderland]

I really try to challenge Canadian stereotypes at every opportunity but today I was walking down Yonge St. in Toronto and a firetruck honked very loudly and I clutched my chest and said “MY WORD” and as it drove past, a fireman leaned out of the window and apologized to me  so I just don’t know