Trey Damien King

the hacker · Trey Damien King twenty-one · junior · lambda I watch these haters take they shots like they were alcoholics "What is he wearing? Somebody jack that fool's steeze" If I'm a faggot spell it right, I got way more than two G's

If my muse had a warning label, what would theirs say?

[kingoftreyd]

itsjennyfarris:

“All I can tell you is that making a batter from scratch that you haven’t made in almost two years is a lot harder than it seemed to be.”

“So it wasn’t an accident so much as a miscalculation. You could have just made the cupcakes you needed to make and then saved the batter for another day in the week like a logical person.”

[sizvideos]

[kingoftreyd]

itsjennyfarris:

“I’m pretty sure I’m a real life math equation. ‘Jenny made 90 cupcakes…’ I don’t know what the rest would be, but the moral of the story is that I accidentally made 90 cupcakes.”

“How does anyone just accidently make 90 cupcakes?”

[brokebackboys]

mood

[android1000]

going into 2017 like

[goldnpoc]

He dropped that juice!

[jettestblack-deactivated2017080]

Lmao go off!!!

[kingoftreyd]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!

Thank you girl I appreciate it.

[avadakdavrawrites-archived]

iphone text meme ~

(Okay, listen, this character meme isn’t mine but I can’t find the original link of it, so I’m posting it here because I am Trash™. Full credits to the original poster!)

Send a character / ship name and I’ll give you:

The name of your muse in my phone

A picture that my muse has of you in contacts

The ringtone for your muse

My muse’s last text to your muse

[kingoftreyd]

Text to Trey

Giselle: oh well don't take it out on other people, that's shitty.

Giselle: its just people like to take lies as truth and idk how i'm gonna recover from this from my social circle like ugh.

Giselle: thanks trey i really appreciate it.

Giselle: anyway, being in atlanta seems like a lot of fun.

Giselle: Lowkey wish i was there lmao your nana seems lit.

Trey: you'll survive, you're a survivor the only way you wouldn't is if you were actually on survivor like you'd be first eliminated.

Trey: my nana is lit we do it up big round these streets

[kingoftreyd]

Text to Trey

Giselle: Oh wow thats so adorable omg.

Giselle: Nanas make the best greens and the best pie.

Giselle: Having an early midlife crisis.

Giselle: Andrew lied on twitter and said I sucked dick to get shit basically and that i try to get with taken men.

Giselle: So I'm upset as hell and my parents yelled at me about public image for a good hour.

Giselle: And you know how brutal both of my parents can be, especially my dad.

Trey: andrew is going through some in denial shit about his feelings.

Trey: I'm not saying what he did was fine like it was straight fucked up and he shouldn't have said it

Trey: but still dude is trippin, but you're dad is no joke

Trey: i'm sorry you had todeal wih that

[kingoftreyd]

Text to Trey

Giselle: i love jimmy sm

Giselle: i'd marry him if he wasn't married

Giselle: So, what are you doing for break?

Trey: i'm in atlanta actually

Trey: my nana wanted to celebrate Hannukah together so

Trey: she made greens and sweet potato pie to go with dinner so i'm in heaven

Trey: what you up to?

[kingoftreyd]

Text to Trey

Giselle: Omg you really didn't have to buy all of that for me you really didn't.

Giselle: Imma still keep the presents though. Imma still keep them.

Trey: you better keep them i know how much you love jimmy

[kingoftreyd]

I thought you’d look sexy in gold so, happy holidays!

[serpensort1a]

SLYTHERIN HANUKKAH AESTHETIC 

I didn’t see any Slytherin Hanukkah aesthetics floating around tumblr, so I decided to make one myself. Happy Hanukkah Slytherins! 

[kingoftreyd]

andrew-murdock:

“People always say school is easy, but that’s because they actually aren’t in school when they say that.”

“Makes sense. It’s better to understand when you’re in the shit, hen when you’re just looking at it. Not their fault they don’t get it, just circumstance.”

[kingoftreyd]

andrew-murdock:

“I don’t think I’ve ever been this glad a break was near. Whoever said school was easy, was a liar.”

“I’m pretty sure if someone told you school was easy they were just fucking with you.”

[kingoftreyd]

rosie-castellano:

“Just five more days, and this colorful extravaganza will be over.”

“How about having an inner monolog instead of saying unnecessary things out loud in open spaces. Some people are trying to mind they own business and didn’t ask for you.” Trey commented briefly looking up from the book he was reading.

[kingoftreyd]

tripispears:

“So I decided to play Santa Klaus for the night. Now be a good ho ho ho and come sit on my lap,”

“Pretty sure that’s a bad idea waiting to happen.”