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hi, my name is Kaela, and this is a blog.

[bolognacolonel-deactivated20150]

blowjob advice:

make sure beforehand to tap the tip with your finger and say, “is this thing on?"

[lepidosaurs]

when you ship something your friend doesn’t

[sodamnrelatable]

think about how many pizza slices you’ve probably consumed over the course of your lifetime

[soloveyko]

so begins the epic tale of russian man

[zzebstrika-blog]

tragically beautiful

[beyondthesummit]

[kingroo-blog]

my mom ordered nothing for dessert so they gave her a plate with “nothing” written in chocolate syrup on it

[torracat]

WHO EVER THOUGHT THIS WAS A GOOD CHILDRENS SHOW

[kingroo-blog]

I DON'T FEEL GOOD

[emmugh]

everyone calls it nightblogging but really it’s the australians

[br0ku]

Can’t wait to get my license so I can go on food runs and drive myself off a cliff

[merystache]

[cimness]

[pineplapple]

i wonder what canadian man does… 

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

[pineplapple]

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[cringing]

the perks of being a self centered uninteresting teen with skin problems

[thatdudethathikes]

[memeshirt-blog]

If you take 1337 and multiply it by 8008 (it looks like the word boob on a calculator) you get 10,706,696 which is the number of times I’ve fucked your Mom

[sneakishly-blog]

[newentity]

how many licks does it take to get to the center of russia

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