KING SHIT OF FUCK MOUNTAIN

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[kingshitoffuckmountain]

always

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???

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Excuse me?!

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The airport is a lawless place

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[kingshitoffuckmountain]

ALWAYS

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so am i supposed to fucking understand that this new guy in the Gorillaz is named Ace and looks like this

and in the city of fuckin townsville we have a gang leader named Ace that looks like this

am i supposed to fucking understand that  the Gorillaz and the Powerpuff Girls exist in the same fucking universe???? the gang leader of the Gangreen Gang Ace is now a grown up m

ember of the Gorillaz???

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gorillaz are fucking crazy cuz theyre just like these fucking british vocaloids and theyre an established enough presence that they can just be like “ello jack black? ello grace jones? u fancy bein in our song? that we’re going to post on our yewchube?” and the real life jack black and grace jones will go “abso-fucking-lutely 2d.”

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this is the loneliest I’ve felt in ages

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Rihanna’s impact

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[meetmeinthesandbox]

Born on this day…May 17.

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i’ll never understand why we don’t call countries the names they actually call themselves 

like, i know this is a weeaboo-sounding example, but let’s start with Japan. They call themselves Nippon or Nihon depending on… i guess, the speaker’s accent??? or their level of formality while speaking??? I dunno. But we still called them Zipangu for like a few hundred years. And now we call them Japan. 

All because Marco Polo asked someone in China about that island over there and they said “oh that’s Cipangu” and Marco Polo was like “Oh, Zipangu, cool.” And then he went back to Italy and said “Y’ALL THERE’S THIS DOPE-ASS ISLAND CALLED ZIPANGU” and people back in Italy were like “An island called Giappone? Dope.” 

And this pattern of people mishearing people kept repeating until we got to “Japan.” 

And we still call them Japan even though we know better. Because fuck you, Marco Polo asked the wrong person 500 years ago and misheard them and we’re sticking to that, I guess. 

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that was literally just the world’s worst game of telephone

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WELP, there’s 20 years of wondering finally satisfied.