I steal socks.

Apologies in advance.

[sreegs]

one thing that sucks about growing up is that you cant fit into the gaps, cracks, crevices, and voids between furniture and the wall or within the couch anymore

[itwashotwestayedinthewater]

I wish pissing felt less like an excercise in generating urine, and more a collection of liquid the person cared about releasing.

- Bar Peed Wetrest

[staff]

for april fools we’re deleting this entire site sayonara you weeaboo shits

[godlessondheimite]

a depressing thing about hollywood is that the actors are still coked up and malnourished and emotionally abused but they can’t even dance like they did in the 1950s. like oh wow you’re gonna write, direct, and star in an eight-episode humorless comedy miniseries about the most difficult breakup of your life where you come to terms with the fact that you were partially to blame and love wasn’t enough to save you???? sooo cool. can you backflip off a wall three times? can you do fourteen hours of takes while having aluminum paint directly on your body? fucking dunces.

[weepingwidar]

Jannik Hösel (German, 1998) - Semele (2025)

[submalevolentgrace]

this guy gets it

[submalevolentgrace]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

ground control to crazy frog

[algds]

I've Seen Bleak Things On Trade Me

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

ALT

[thelastsmoke]

[abandonrun]

the first rules of being pretentious and a hater in an honorable way is to not take yourself too seriously and acknowledge that you're being a little antisocial. if you become self-righteous about your correct attitudes and opinions on things that dont matter then you have become the very cringe you have sworn to fight

[bad-comic-art]

Captain America #3 (1997) art by Rob Liefeld

[thesockthief]

one big leg

[thebeautifulcomics]

Here (1989) by Richard mcguire (raw magazine)

[unteriors]

River Road, Masterton, Wellington, New Zealand.

[thesockthief]

This is every house I have passed out in

[mortalityplays]

it's worth cultivating friendships with people whose taste is completely different from yours, even repellent to you. not because it broadens your horizons but because it's invaluable to have someone in your life who will give a piece of media a glowing 10/10 review and in doing so emblazon it with poison stripes that save you from shitting yourself to death by ingestion. in nature this is called symbiosis.

[thesockthief]

Helpful to have two friends who are 10-20%% diverged from your taste in opposite directions, so that you have a triangulation of any given media. Also good to have a third friend who is a thicko deluxe, so that you can show them things that make them unhappy.

[innerchildabortionclinic]

I bring a sort of "aggrieved entitlement is the most overlooked contributing factor" argument to the "what caused the rise of the alt right in the US" that more sympathetic leftists really dislike

[innerchildabortionclinic]

Literally what you're seeing with Musk and Zuck is an adult temper tantrum

[mesetacadre]

stop talking about the USA. I have heard enough about that wretched place