Oh My God

BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU BITES YOU \\B

[onionpainter]

Onions and Garlic 2

OiI on canvas

[we-love-garlic]

mmm yes. Wish there weren't any onions though :(

[onionpainter]

[pepminttea]

rb with your most common recurring theme in your nightmares. mine is pregnancy

[goshkanani]

[geocaprican]

[headspace-hotel]

[finnskeeper]

What's your word?

I got "spot"

[ouroboros64]

[tiredcrownoises]

[iliothermia]

Given their presence in my childhood I really thought I'd run into one of these by now

[fruitydiaz]

yeah “i can teach you” is kind and gentle and warm and comforting. it’s also hot. right

[daphneblakess]

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

big fan of the word tangentially

[rapidlydecayingcorpse]

[moveslikekeithrichards]

when you save alarms for specific things but then you just keep reusing them. like sure wake me up at the chocolate milk alarm, what do i care

[a-silly-poll-side-blog-yay]

the item on your left is your wizard name, is it good?

yes

no

it's funny

it's great

it's awful

results

Voting ended onAug 2, 2025

[myriad-rainbows]

ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes

[suiheisen]

not only are the players doing sidequests so are the audience members

update: rip alex the great </3

[killyridols]

u can has cheezburger by georgia nielson, acrylic on canvas, 100 x 100 centimeters

[halondrus]

gas station weed sent me to hellfire peninsula

[halondrus]

oh you're high haha? no worries bro ill make sure you're alright haha glad you could trust m

FEL REAVER

Visit Original Link

[mousegirlheart]

EVERYONE BE QUIET I CAN HEAR CHEESE

[i-am-a-fish]

I've been doing a lot of thinking about my family and how I was treated as a child, and honestly, my father has never seemed more amazing in my eyes.

I used to love Luigi(Mario's brother) when I was little. Like, he was my favorite character ever, and I had multiple plushies of him. Didn't give a fuck about Mario, vaguely tolerated Peach, but I loved Luigi.

On my first day of kindergarten, my dad gave me the number for his work phone and said it was Luigi's phone number. "If anything happens at school, call Luigi."And not even twenty minutes into my first day, I was having a panic attack. So I went down to the principal's office and called "Luigi."

Now, at the time, my father was in a meeting with his manager and his supervisor, along with most of his coworkers. And when I called, he picked up before he even left the room.

And he put on a very awful Italian accent and said, "Itsa me, Luigi! Whatsa the matter?"In front of his boss and coworkers. Without telling them what was going on. So they were absolutely bewildered, and he carried on like they didn't even exist. He only explained what was happening after I had calmed down and hung up, to which most of them responded with "Aww, cute."

I continued to call him whenever I got upset at school, and eventually his coworkers got in on it. I distinctly remember one of them impersonating Toad. I don't know why I'm telling you this, I just thought it might make you smile :)

this is so delightful I love your Luigi dad

[doomdoomofdoom]

[hp-up]

WHACKA FROM PAPER MARIO

[nemesismess]

[violentoffender]