hail to the King(sley)

16 year old flame point siamese, has 2 moms, 1 sib, 100% cuteness

[kingsley-on-fire]

Kingsley is experiencing some health issues. He would like you to think warm thoughts for him and send him love.

[Alt: A curled up white cat.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

I am a sunshine boy.

[Alt: A cat sleeping on a gray ottoman in the sunshine.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

I’m ready for my bedtime story.

[Alt: A white cat sitting in a cube shelf. The other cubes have books in them.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

This work is boring.

[Alt: Two pictures. Both pictures are of a white cat sitting on a person’s lap, at a desk. First picture the cat is looking towards a monitor’s glow. Second picture the cat is looking away and doing a big yawn.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

There is a foot under here and it is my pillow.

[Alt: A white cat lying on a bed, resting its head on a covered human leg.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

Woe is me, I should be more important than a game.

[Alt: a white cat lying on a green blanket while a person in the background holds a Nintendo switch.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

Brb making biscuits

[Alt: video of a flame point Siamese cat making biscuits on a teal-green crocheted blanket]

[kingsley-on-fire]

I don’t remember asking for a brother…

(His name is Laszlo.)

[Alt: photo of two cats on a windowsill. The closest cat is white and is looking down, almost seeming weary. The other cat is an orange boy, gazing out the window without a care.]

[kingsley-on-fire]

Long time, no see

[Alt: a white cat reaching a paw toward the camera]

[kingsley-on-fire]

Send help

[id: photo of a white cat being held up to the camera a bit like Simba, except this cat’s eyes are glowing red from the camera’s flash]

[anthracoceros]

@kingsley-on-fire

[kingsley-on-fire]

Good morning, I’m handsome

[kingsley-on-fire]

I am exceedingly handsome.

[id: a very handsome white cat lying on his back, curled, on a footstool]

[kingsley-on-fire]

I’m 15 now, what’s up fellow old folks

[ID: photo of an off white cat sitting on a windowsill in the sun]

[kingsley-on-fire]

Mama.

Mom.

MOTHER.

[kingsley-on-fire]

Cruelty, thy name is mother.

Alt: 9 second video of a cat on the inside of a sliding door. The camera is outside, and a person is twirling a dead leaf against the glass. The cat is trying very hard to touch the leaf before giving up.

[toa-greatmind-nothingislittle]

Have you ever wondered what flower from Victorian flower language you are? I have! I have a quiz about it! (my credentials are that I have a spreadsheet of over 600 flower meanings)

victorian flower language is my special interest, and I love personality quizzes (because they give me some semblance of a sense of identity

[memento-mariii]

OP HOW DOES IT FEEL TO HAVE READ ME LIKE A BOOK

[bunjywunjy]

agh

like. a. book.