☆ —— baby pull me closer;

THEODORE KINGSLEY • 26 • SINGLE • NYPD OFFICER Born and raised in Salt Lake City, Utah. And no, my father was not into polygamy. Or else our family reunions would be an entire nightmare.Twenty six years old and currently a police officer with the New York Police Department. Lover of dogs (and sometimes cats and 10/10 will become a foster dog parent if I have to. Traveling and Dr. Pepper are also next two loves - besides sex, of course, and the small obsession I have with Pokemon right now. (please let me know if you find a Pikachu and where, thanks fam) I bet you twenty bucks I can beat you in a rap battle. I speak fluent bars and damn proud of it. Also, I hate the Bee Movie and it was the worst thing God and man ever created, next to the Minions, which is a close second. Hit me up sometime and we'll have the best night of our lives.

[kingtheodore-blog1]

[ text ] Well still. I don't know. Come watch movies with me or something.

TM: Can we watch horror movies off Netflix??

[kingtheodore-blog1]

@kingtheo: am i the only hardcore shipper of Jaiden? bc love

[kingtheodore-blog1]

[ text ] Stop arguing with Beth's sister and come entertain me.

TM: I’m not even arguing?? What do you want me to do?

[o-nyx-m-blog]

You’ll know if I’m being defensive. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Cool?

[o-nyx-m-blog]

No need to compliment me. I’ll find time to care about your opinion at some point. Don’t worry though, that was a grade A insult. Definitely put it to good use. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Funny because I wasn’t even trying to insult you. No need to get defensive after I simply state a fact. 

[o-nyx-m-blog]

Asking what’s up my ass already? Aren’t you one hell of a charmer. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Don’t flatter yourself. You’re not my type anyways. 

[heroxhoechlin]

I still don’t get the whole gaming thing but game on 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Okay, grandpa. Have fun reading a book.

[o-nyx-m-blog]

Idiots are breeding and their spawns happen to enjoy Brooklyn

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Who shoved a stick up your ass? Just ignore them. It’s pretty simple.

[adelaide-whitlock]

I always thought that Mom was making things up when she said that her kids pain was hers but worse. Well now I know that’s true. Jae fell and scratched his knee today and I would have broken my kneecap to make it better for him. Though he seems pretty happy with his Batman band-aids. At least that’s a good thing. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

It was only a scratched knee. He’ll be fine. It’s not like he got shot or anything.

[roxy-stcloud]

Watching the Olympics is bittersweet. I was so excited to go but I know I’m lucky that I’m even here to watch. The only good thing is that I do get a better seat then I would if I was there. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Did you see the guy who snapped his leg in half? My favorite.

[o-nyx-m-blog]

Walking the streets of Brooklyn increases my attitude by opious amounts of levels. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

....Why?

[kingtheodore-blog1]

It’s officially August and I’m still  completely obsessed with Pokemon Go. It’s honestly become such an addiction of mine and it’s gotten to the point where if I get below 100 pokeballs, I’ll stop whatever I’m doing and just go get more and I’ll constantly carry around a portable charger and just leave the app open so I can hatch eggs faster and catch any Pokemon I meet. My pride and joy right now is my Jolteon. Also if you aren’t team Valor, I’m not sure if we can be friends.

[wit-carson-blog]

Why did I think moving to the city on the same day I started rehearsals was a good idea? I could already sleep for a week! But I am so happy to be back in the city, gosh knows I’ve missed it. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Are you one of those Broadway nerds?

[missmadismythe-blog]

When you can’t find all of your kitchen things so you eat breakfast cereal three meals in a row.

[kingtheodore-blog1]

Because that’s nutritional at it’s finest.. 

[kingtheodore-blog1]

texts || Amir and Theo

Amir: The probability of you actually injuring me for eating one of your donuts is slim.

Amir: Besides, I saw Beth eating one.

Theo: Wanna bet?

Theo: what a fat ass. i literally write "THEO'S DO NOT EAT" on the box

Theo: Can you tell me if the one with sprinkles is still there? That's the only one I care about.

[kingtheodore-blog1]

texts || Amir and Theo

Amir: Someone put donuts in the kitchen.

Theo: it twas i

Theo: eat it and die

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