King Waterphoenix

The materials that expand my vision of who I am and the world around me. An auspicious music educator in training, or something like that

[tango12212-deactivated20150821]

when your number gets called at McDonald’s 

[obviousplant]

What’s your next career?

[amateur]

Source

[lissaremade]

everyone please watch this im fucking losing it

[deerlike-dyke]

I’m feeling emotions that no human has ever felt before

[three-magpies-in-a-trenchcoat]

@ocdcandy

[hallucin8]

Dirty talk but you both use your customer service voice

[lo-kaia]

Thanks I hate it

[fifty-shadesofgay]

partner: *cums*

me: great! will you be needing anything else today?

[godzillasflyingpizza]

i just want to introduce everyone to this niche genre of postcards

[real-retail-stories]

[epthot]

A short summary of TV’s Desperate Housewives.

[prufrocks-deactivated20170410]

someone: *says something incorrect about my special interest around me* me: do you realize who i am

[ddooyoung]

@opus72

[artwoonz]

Teen Titans-Raven & Beast Boy By: Picolo-kun(DeviantArt) Instagram: @artwoonz

[ruinedchildhood]

source

[noveltynate]

Meghan Markle looks so good here though 

[brinty]

remember that time britney yawned on stage but made it work

[mitski-miyawakis]

when your therapist says “you wanna know what I think?” and you know you’re about to be read for filth

[theshitneyspears]

ABBA: You are the Dancing Queen, young and sweet only seventeen! Dancing Queen, feel the beat from the 

Me: TANGERINE

[meanplastic]

The four horsemen of the apocalypse

[88floors]

[africanaquarian]

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing