Whatās happening to you manā¦? Is somebody trying into the fatass pig š that you really are. I told you to stop eating an hour agoā¦now youāll just eat all day piggy boy
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Whatās happening to you manā¦? Is somebody trying into the fatass pig š that you really are. I told you to stop eating an hour agoā¦now youāll just eat all day piggy boy
Fatty hog getting his face in cake;)
Iād love to have my own pig like you someday!
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I got challenged to see how long I could go without letting the hog outā¦didnāt last as nearly as long as I thought I couldā¦.
Pigging outš·
Aww someone's embarrassed! Come on baby! Don't be shy! Show everyone what you're wearing!
Brand new story: The Office Pig
Check out the illustration that Ro-za did to accompany my new story, The Office Pig! You can find more of Ro-zaās work over on FA.
And this tale is just one of a series of stories set in the Transformation Camp universe! For lots more sexy adventures with Phil and friends, check out my TF Camp ebooks here: https://amzn.to/2VaTwjh
The Office Pig By Douglas Benjamin
Phil blushed in embarrassment as he walked into the office building elevator that Monday morning ā the same elevator heād taken up to work every day for the last six months, but never before with the receptionist staring so blatantly at his ass. Then again, until that weekend, his ass had never been so large.
He felt the eyes of the receptionist tracking him as he waddled through the lobby of the building, and also felt his butt cheeks rubbing together as he walked. He still wasnāt used to the feeling of his new, thick butt cheeks, or to the feeling of the fabric pulled taught around his wide new hips. He could feel the fat jiggle as he walked, and he blushed knowing that the man behind the desk was staring straight at him as he waited for the elevator to arrive.
Once inside, Phil breathed a sigh of relief as the doors began to shut ā he was in no mood to ride up with anyone else. He was wearing his usual outfit that day: a dress shirt and bow tie with a vest, dress pants, thick-rimmed glasses, with hair slicked back and meticulously combed. Heād been trying to make a good impression at the law office where he had been hired as an assistant just out of school.
Phil was thin, or at least most of him was. His hips and butt curved out from him body, improbably large and soft, straining at the seat of his pants. They were the loosest pair of pants that he had, and he discovered that morning that he could barely fit into them. He wondered what would happen if they split while he was at work.
Just as the doors were nearly shut, a hand slipped between them, pausing the closing of the crack. Oh no, Phil thought, not Blake.
Blake was the other assistant hired around the same time, a cocky know-it-all who seemed to think he was everyoneās friend. He loved commenting on other peopleās appearances, and if anyone was going to notice that Philās ass was thicker than it had been on Friday, it would be Blake. But maybe it wasnāt so bad, Phil thought, maybe it wasnāt so noticeable. Maybe Blake wouldnāt say anything.
āHey dude,ā Blake grinned, pushing the doors apart. Behind him, Phil could see the receptionist craning his neck to get another glimpse. āWhat happened to your butt?ā
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When another gay is hired at your job
When youāre the new gay who just got hired
When the new gay get fired for not doing thier job
When the new gay shows up after getting his job back for blowing the manager
When the district manager fires both of you, and the manager, for starting drama in addition to having inappropriate sexual relationships with management.
When you, the unmentioned fourth gay, sat there and ate your food and watched your messy coworkers get fired for starting unnecessary drama.
When the fired for the second time gay finds out there was another gay the entire time
when youāve been waiting in line for ten minutes and just want to buy some fucking hand soap
This all happened at Lush.
That bad poem I just posted was my 100th post...
*pulls party popper*
"Are you writing breakup poetry?"
Yes
"Why that was so long ago?"
Because I can't stop thinking.
About how much fun we had
How close we felt
How tight my food made his belt
"What about your new man?"
He doesn't hold me in return
He doesn't switch when I flip over
He also doesn't tan
He burns
I miss that summer of me and him
Thinking it might be the end
But truth is, we never started
To him, we were "just friends"
Anyway, you were saying?
"I said, are you writing breakup poetry?"
Oh yes
Cause I wish the truth was false
And that when we parted
It was hard...
For you...
But you moved on and never messaged
I would always say to you
"hi"
"yo"
"sup"
Expecting some immediate response
But it always came way to late
I know I ask to much
But shit...
I was in love.
Now I have someone new
He's not as real as you
To me, he feels like a dream
A break from reality
He sings with me
He laughs with me
He lays with me
And he messages me
"Moo"
"š *poke*"
But mostly...
He messages first.
"Hey seriously, do you need to talk?"
I am... But with someone new
Someone who isn't you
It hurts a little still
But he lets me know that it's okay
Because what's life without a little thrill
"I know you still care about him..."
"I do..."
"should I be worried?"
"no"
Because that dude... Isn't you.
4 more buttons to pop tho
hi iām aiden, I hit 100 kg and I hate making captions nice to meet ya
This guy (@casscage_ on Tw) used tl be a cute twink just about two years ago (first twlo pics). Now he is bloweing up real fast and he is growing such a sexy gut... š„µš½š„š
me, a 1967 housewife and homemaker, preparing a pork roast for my three children and unappreciative businessman husband while Star Trek s02e01 āAmok Timeā plays on my brand-new state-of-the-art color TV in the background, minding my own business, happening to glance up during the fight scene:
It would have been a pretty late dinner for kids.Ā It its first run, Trek started 8:30pm, so the fight scene would have been at almost 9:30pm.
You really just gonna walk into this home and criticize my parenting? As if I donāt do enough for this family? Why did I ever marry you? You didnāt even thank me for the pork roast I worked on all evening IswearIdossomuchforyouandyounevertakethetimetoappreciateitIāmsodamntiredallthetimemybackhurtsfromcookingporkroastjustletmerelaxandwatchsomefuckingstartrekyouasshole-
I canāt believe that we live in such a dystopia that people are reverting to roleplaying as 60ā²s housewives to cope. smh 2020 I expected better from you.
When I try to make a meme about watching the gay ass homoerotic fight scene from Star Trek but all people wanna do is psychoanalyze me, and also I burned the pot roast cause I was distracted by an argument with my husband
Getting ready for #ABUfirst ! Doing some Product Photo Shoots and had some spare time to dance around and be a goofball. Iām just so super duper excited for this Friday! ABU will be live streaming from their warehouse in Washington and they have so much News for the upcoming year!! Iām so excited I just couldnāt hold it in and had to dance!!! HAPPY BIRTHDAY ABU! Woot woot! If your happy and you know it Shake Your Diapee Butt!!
Awesome!
Diaper butt in public