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if u are ever scared to send me a meme, remember that I am a nerd who does this every time someone sends me the thing.
this has been a very important PSA
Sam had been, well, he wouldn't call it 'dating' Rod, for some time now. He hadn't had much experience with older guys, but it did seem to make it easier. But then he had gotten a text from the older male saying that he wanted Sam to come over so they could take their 'relationship' to the next level. The blonde wasn't sure what that meant, but he was more than eager to find out. He knocked on the door anxious to find out what that meant, especially given the kinky things they had already done together.
If I suddenly stop responding to a thread or an ask:
It’s most likely:
I didn’t see it
My muse at that time is tired out and needs rest
I’m tired and would like a break from the thread for a bit
I’m swamped with other threads or asks
I’m not entirely in that certain muse role at the time
It’s in my drafts and I’m planning to respond to it when I can
I’m having real life Issues and/or other issues with MYSELF
Malfunction in the activities or tags or even skype itself
Not because:
I’m ignoring it
I dislike your muse
I dislike you
I’m pissed at you
I’m disgusted
You didn’t follow me back
PLEASE remember that you are NOT a nuisance. Just because I don’t reply to messages, asks, or threads at the time; it doesn’t mean I hate you. It just means I’m taking care of other things and am waiting as well to get back to you!
Lucky Four // CLOSED
Isaiah, Christopher, and Adonis can see the intimidation written across Sam’s features, but by now they were used to it. They all knew how well endowed their were downstairs.
Christopher smirks as Sam wraps his hand around his cock, slowly stroking it up and down, it had been a while since he had done anything sexually with anyone, and he had truly missed it.
Adonis bites his bottom lip, watching as Sam’s fibers curl around his dark shaft, slowly stroking him up and down gently.
Isaiah decides to help Sam, guiding his cock to his lips and placing it there. “Now open up and take it as far as you can.”
Sam's grip on the cocks in his hands became firmer as he continued to stroke them. "Will do," he mumbled against the cockhead pressed against his lips before opening his mouth and taking it in. He swirled his tongue around the tip coating it with his saliva, knowing he'd need the extra lubrication. He pushed his head downward until he could feel his eyes start to tear up before pulling back to do it all over again.
Shower Sex // CLOSED
Prince kisses along Rory’s neck, his hands traveling even further south to grab Rory’s ass, giving it a possessive squeeze. He sucks and bites a mark onto Rory’s neck before moving back up to kiss him again, slipping his tongue between Rory’s lips and into his mouth.
Rory squeeked a bit when Prince began squeezing his ass, of course the older man took advantage of that and shoved his tongue into Rory’s mouth. He moved his body just a little so that one of Prince’s hands was more towards the center of his ass than just the cheek.
Lucky Four // CLOSED
“Good,” Isaiah says, the first to take out his half hard cock as Sam’s naked body approaches them. “Then you can start by sucking my cock and stroking the other two.”
Christopher and Adonis both follow suit, pulling out their cocks and stroking them to life. Isaiah moves to the middle of the couch so that Sam could reach all three of them.
Sam dropped to his knees and stared at the giant cock in front of him. He was more than intimidated but he needed to go through with this. The blond reached out and took the other cocks into his hand and began stroking them up and down gently. He licked his lips and lowered his mouth to Isaiah's cock, trying to take control of it with his mouth without having to let go of one of the other guys.
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Stevie wasn’t surprised when Sam removed all of his clothing, he had seen his brother naked more than once from all the time they had spent sharing a room, he had even caught Sam masterbating once or twice. It was different seeing his brother’s dick so close to his mouth though. Still, a job was a job. He opened his mouth, assuming that Sam was just joking about pissing, he was ready to just have his brother’s dick in his mouth and instead he was met with warm liquid splashing all over his face. He focused more on Sam’s words ‘apple juice’ that’s how Stevie needed to think of this, warm, probably rotten apple juice, that had to be easier to handle than actually processing. He felt Sam’s urine fill his mouth and began swallowing it, hoping he wouldn’t vomit on his older brother’s cock.
Sam watched his younger brother carefully. He had to admit it, he was impressed. It seemed Stevie was a trooper, able to swallow all of that piss, his entire face and chest soaked in urine. “Didn’t think you had it in you little brother.” He commented, with a nonchalant laugh. “I have to say yellow’s a good color on you though.” As the last few droplets of piss left his dick, the older man grinned. “So, did you like that boy?” As protective as he felt of Stevie, he was now completely horny, and ready to surrender himself to his lust. “You’re gonna love what’s coming up next.”
Stevie swallowed down his brother's stream, trying not to think about what was going on. He knew he'd have to tune out some clients especially with some of the things they'd say, so he figured now was as good of a time to practice. "Whatever floats your boat."
Hugo & Sam
Hugo grinned when Sam walked in shirtless, his housemate was learning. They hadn’t been living together too long, but seeing as Sam couldn’t pay rent-he had to do a show with Hugo at least once a week. Hugo pulled the blonde down on the bed with him. “Say his to everyone Sam. They’ve been asking for nothing but you.” He murmured, pressing his lips to Sam’s shoulder. “Why don’t you see what they want from us, hmm?”
“Hey guys, or um, whoever.” Sam nestled down in Hugo’s lap, not even flinching when he felt the other man’s lips on his neck. He had stripped and put on private shows many times before to help his family, now he was just doing online shows with his roommate to help himself out. “Well, this one here says since they’re your vieweres and it’s your show, that you should just do whatever they say to me and I should just go for it.”
Hugo hid his smirk in Sam’s neck, the other was still so awkward even with his past work, it was cute. “Hmm. Leave the choices to the audience? That could be fun. Should we leave ourselves to the hands of strangers on the internet?” He asked. “There are a lot of demands to get naked. That’s easy enough.”
"Yeah," Sam smiled, moving his hands down to his boxers. "It's kinda like those choose your adventure books, only like I'm the book and they're the readers." He pulled his underwear down and then kicked it off, never once getting out of Hugo's lap. Once he was naked he reached out and tilted the camera down briefly to show his exposed cock before moving it back to it's normal position. "Congratulations internet, you've seen my dick."
Lucky Four // CLOSED
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“You gonna stay over there the whole time?” Adonis asks Sam from where he’s sitting between both Christopher and Isaiah on the couch.
“Yeah,” Christopher agrees, “stop playing and get your fine ass over here.”
“But lose them clothes you got on on your way.” Isaiah finishes with a wink, licking his lips as he looks Sam up and down.
"I'm gonna do whatever you guys ask me too," the stripper said pulling off his shirt as he closed the distance between the three men. By the time he was in front of them Sam had gotten out of all of his clothes and was eager to see where the night would take him.
Shower Sex // CLOSED
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Prince wraps his arms around Rory’s bare body, the steam and hot water of the shower surrounding them as they kiss each other under the steady spray of water, their naked bodies pressed together.
Rory leaned into the older man's touch. His lips curling up into a smile at the corners of his mouth as he felt Prince's hands travel the length of his body. He could stay like this forever.
Hugo & Sam
Hugo grinned when Sam walked in shirtless, his housemate was learning. They hadn’t been living together too long, but seeing as Sam couldn’t pay rent-he had to do a show with Hugo at least once a week. Hugo pulled the blonde down on the bed with him. “Say his to everyone Sam. They’ve been asking for nothing but you.” He murmured, pressing his lips to Sam’s shoulder. “Why don’t you see what they want from us, hmm?”
"Hey guys, or um, whoever." Sam nestled down in Hugo's lap, not even flinching when he felt the other man's lips on his neck. He had stripped and put on private shows many times before to help his family, now he was just doing online shows with his roommate to help himself out. "Well, this one here says since they're your vieweres and it's your show, that you should just do whatever they say to me and I should just go for it."
Hugo & Sam
“Hey Sam!” Hugo called out. His bedroom door was open and he was laying on his bed, half naked. Currently, his laptop was open and he’d been chatting to the horny strangers that tuned in to his show. “The people want to see you!” He called, if anything to get the boy to move faster.
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Sam stripped off his shirt as he made his way to Hugo's room. The two had been living together for a while and after Sam had been unable to find a job Hugo offered him a deal he would work with Hugo on his web show in exchange for rent. The blonde wasn't sure what would happen, but it was better than trying to come up with money quickly or risk being homeless again. "Hey."
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I’m so mad because this worked
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Reblogging myself because
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Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
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………my friend has made me curious
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Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
I don’t believe in these things
But last time I reblogged one ten/fifteen minutes later I got a call offering me a job
But I reblogged it because I was waiting on hearing back from the job. So there you go.
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Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
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