Time for a new pinned post/intro!
I'm Sparky.
You can call me Sparky. (If you're a leather daddy, you can probably call me something much dirtier.)
I am a vintage, elder queer. I have seen some shit and some things.
This is a kink blog. I would have assumed that it was obvious from the kinds of shit I post and reblog, but I have been wrong before. All situations are assumed to be between two (or more) consenting adults. I am kinky as fuck. I adore CNC. love rapeplay and dubious consent. And degradation and humiliation. I used to teach people how to kink safely and semi-publicly.
Non-binary transmasc on testosterone. I occasionally reblog things that reference my AGAB. I found that post hot. Don't take it as a reason to use femme coded language for me. Gender is not up for debate; I don't fuck around with detrans, even if sometimes I think the post is hot. My gender is such a cluster fuck I don't even know what's going on most days.
I am very much so a submissive puppy that needs to get fucked. But I'm a switch. So sometimes I'm the dominant in the room, and I am always a brat.
I don't tag things.
I don't. I'm not sorry. You will probably never see a trigger warning on my shit, even though like 90% could have a warning.
This is the shit I find hot.
MINORS DNI! If you don't have your age in a pinned post or on your profile I will block you. If you interact in ways that make me uncomfortable, I will block you. TERFS, Nazis of any kind, fat phobic, racist, homophobic, transphobic, or otherwise anti-queer, I will block you. If you think bi people are anything other than real and valid, I WILL BLOCK YOU!
If you come into my asks pretending to be a dominant or thinking that being a dominant means being an asshole, I reserve the right to 1. name and shame you or 2. block you so fast you catch fire. One of these two outcomes is guaranteed.
I love asks. But, I am not here solely for your entertainment. I'm here for my entertainment. I'm a person first. I'm a faggot whore second or third.
If you call me "ma'am" we will have issues that make the command line code "halt and catch fire" feel like a day at the goddamn beach.
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