ew mayonnaise

I like cake and dragons!~

[kintsugi]

only kastle can motivate me to revive a tumblr account i hadn’t touched in almost 10 years just for the gif sets and fics

[mamalazzer]

[twitchytyrant]

I can’t believe he killed Harrison Ford twice

[rawenis-deactivated20180706]

for wheat is wheat, even if people think it is a grass in the beginning — Vincent van Gogh

[thcrin]

#me at life

[leftoversalad]

[asexualbrigadier]

JESSE: EVERYTHING THAT WE KNOW AND LOVE IS REDUCIBLE TO THE ABSURD ACTS OF CHEMICALS, AND THERE IS THEREFORE NO INTRINSIC VALUE IN THIS MATERIAL UNIVERSE.

JAMES: HYPOCRITE THAT YOU ARE, FOR YOU TRUST THE CHEMICALS IN YOUR BRAIN TO TELL YOU THEY ARE CHEMICALS. ALL KNOWLEDGE IS ULTIMATELY BASED ON THAT WHICH WE CANNOT PROVE. WILL YOU FIGHT? OR WILL YOU PERISH LIKE A HERDIER?

MEOWTH: I LIKED THE OLD OATH BETTER…

[spilleddiaspora-deactivated2014]

[sportsanimedaily]

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[lazy-gudetama-deactivated201907]

♡

[kintsugi]

me: sorry I'm taken

*loud dragon roar in the distance*

me: oh, there's my boyfriend :)

[zelos-wilders]

[meonyourscreen]

[vethox]

I’m constantly torn between “if it’s meant to be, it will be” and “if you want it, go and get it.”

[projectdestati]

i’m sorry

[kiodi]

my last word will probably be either “whoops” or “shit”

[notyourpepperoni]

things i tell myself

[animusrox]

The Last Laugh Batman: The Animated Series

[bloodbending]

god tier childhood cartoon anthems

> danny phantom theme song > My Shiny Teeth and Me by Chip Skylark > sweet victory from the bubble bowl episode of spongebob