Potatoes!

[fruitypieq]

Collab with @venomsbite !!

{Base • Base by Lavender-Bases}

[fruitypieq]

Ponies!! I wanted to draw all the (platonic) OC pairs me and @venomsbite have 💖

{Base • Base by MacieDacie}

[fruitypieq]

Birthday gift for @venomsbite :3

[fruitypieq]

Potato pone collab with @venomsbite >:3

{Base • Base by ElementBases}

[fruitypiestims]

Kipfler stimboard for @venomsbite !

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[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah, I can't believe I'm stimming! Yay!

[fruitypieq]

Outfit for Kipfler! @venomsbite

{Base • Base by C-E-N-T-I-P-E-D-E}

[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah! That outfit looks awesome!

Though why am I... A weird minotaur thing and not a pony?

[kipfler-potatoes]

If you lay on top of somepony does it count as a shepard's pie?

Only if they're a shepherd! We like double puns here!

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[spiketheepicdragon]

kipfler-potatoes

Oh gosh, I need to get so many materials!! Trowels, buckets, brushes, oh gosh!

I can help!!! Just tell me what to do!

[cadenceconfessions]

That's good because I will not be helping at all. Until the magic part, anyway

[kipfler-potatoes]

Ok so we need to dig under all these rows and pick the tubers and then wash them! Then cadence can turn them into crystals! Easy, right?

We also need to cut up at least 1/4 of them to get new eyes to replant them so I'm not out of a job

[spiketheepicdragon]

Woah! That's a lot of work! But I've helped Applejack work on her farm before too, so I'm ready!

Let's do this!!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Oh woah, we sure got those out pretty fast! Thanks so much for your hard work, little dude!

[spiketheepicdragon]

YEAH!!! Now Cadence can turn them into crystals!

[cadenceconfessions]

Okay sooo here's the thing. While you guys were doing all that I got bored and started stealing Golden Harvest's carrots (turns out farming is really easy when you have alicorn magic) and I turned those into crystals instead.

I've made billions already! Turns out crystal carrots are the move, actually, not potatoes. Sorry guys!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Ah ok! Great! Thanks cadence!

Oh btw can you turn towards that wall over there? Yeah, just in the opposite direction from where I am. Perfect!

*does this to you*

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[spiketheepicdragon]

kipfler-potatoes

Oh gosh, I need to get so many materials!! Trowels, buckets, brushes, oh gosh!

I can help!!! Just tell me what to do!

[cadenceconfessions]

That's good because I will not be helping at all. Until the magic part, anyway

[kipfler-potatoes]

Ok so we need to dig under all these rows and pick the tubers and then wash them! Then cadence can turn them into crystals! Easy, right?

We also need to cut up at least 1/4 of them to get new eyes to replant them so I'm not out of a job

[spiketheepicdragon]

Woah! That's a lot of work! But I've helped Applejack work on her farm before too, so I'm ready!

Let's do this!!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Oh woah, we sure got those out pretty fast! Thanks so much for your hard work, little dude!

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[spiketheepicdragon]

kipfler-potatoes

Oh gosh, I need to get so many materials!! Trowels, buckets, brushes, oh gosh!

I can help!!! Just tell me what to do!

[cadenceconfessions]

That's good because I will not be helping at all. Until the magic part, anyway

[kipfler-potatoes]

Ok so we need to dig under all these rows and pick the tubers and then wash them! Then cadence can turn them into crystals! Easy, right?

We also need to cut up at least 1/4 of them to get new eyes to replant them so I'm not out of a job

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

NO !!!!!

I mean POTATOES !!! That are made of crystals !!! That you can EAT!!!! We will make billions of bits with this hit idea. I am sure of it

[kipfler-potatoes]

I don't think ponies will eat crystals ... Even if they are shaped like potatoes.....

[cadenceconfessions]

Hm. You're right. But!! We can sell them to the dragons! They LOVE those fuckers over there. Crystals I mean. I don't know if they know about potatoes

[kipfler-potatoes]

Well, I've never met a dragon before. Maybe they love potatoes!

....

How will we meet dragons to sell them crystal potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

That's easy! We just go there. To the Dragon Lands or whatever they call it. I know a dragon named Spike! I bet he would be interested!

@spiketheepicdragon Hey Spike! You wanna get in on this

[spiketheepicdragon]

Yeah!! Crystal potatoes?? That sounds great!

Also hi @kipfler-potatoes !! I don't think we've met. I'm Spike!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah!! A tiny dragon! That's so cool!

[spiketheepicdragon]

So what's our plan? How are we even gonna make crystal potatoes? Do we use magic or something? I can check Twilight's spell books for something!

[kipfler-potatoes]

I think cadence might be able to just. Shape crystals into potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

Nah I can't do that I don't really know what my plan here was. Spike has a good point about spells though. Go check Twilight's books!

[spiketheepicdragon]

I did that after I hit post and I found the perfect spell! @kipfler-potatoes we need all the potatoes you can spare!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Oh gosh, I need to get so many materials!! Trowels, buckets, brushes, oh gosh!

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

NO !!!!!

I mean POTATOES !!! That are made of crystals !!! That you can EAT!!!! We will make billions of bits with this hit idea. I am sure of it

[kipfler-potatoes]

I don't think ponies will eat crystals ... Even if they are shaped like potatoes.....

[cadenceconfessions]

Hm. You're right. But!! We can sell them to the dragons! They LOVE those fuckers over there. Crystals I mean. I don't know if they know about potatoes

[kipfler-potatoes]

Well, I've never met a dragon before. Maybe they love potatoes!

....

How will we meet dragons to sell them crystal potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

That's easy! We just go there. To the Dragon Lands or whatever they call it. I know a dragon named Spike! I bet he would be interested!

@spiketheepicdragon Hey Spike! You wanna get in on this

[spiketheepicdragon]

Yeah!! Crystal potatoes?? That sounds great!

Also hi @kipfler-potatoes !! I don't think we've met. I'm Spike!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah!! A tiny dragon! That's so cool!

[spiketheepicdragon]

So what's our plan? How are we even gonna make crystal potatoes? Do we use magic or something? I can check Twilight's spell books for something!

[kipfler-potatoes]

I think cadence might be able to just. Shape crystals into potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

NO !!!!!

I mean POTATOES !!! That are made of crystals !!! That you can EAT!!!! We will make billions of bits with this hit idea. I am sure of it

[kipfler-potatoes]

I don't think ponies will eat crystals ... Even if they are shaped like potatoes.....

[cadenceconfessions]

Hm. You're right. But!! We can sell them to the dragons! They LOVE those fuckers over there. Crystals I mean. I don't know if they know about potatoes

[kipfler-potatoes]

Well, I've never met a dragon before. Maybe they love potatoes!

....

How will we meet dragons to sell them crystal potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

That's easy! We just go there. To the Dragon Lands or whatever they call it. I know a dragon named Spike! I bet he would be interested!

@spiketheepicdragon Hey Spike! You wanna get in on this

[spiketheepicdragon]

Yeah!! Crystal potatoes?? That sounds great!

Also hi @kipfler-potatoes !! I don't think we've met. I'm Spike!

[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah!! A tiny dragon! That's so cool!

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

NO !!!!!

I mean POTATOES !!! That are made of crystals !!! That you can EAT!!!! We will make billions of bits with this hit idea. I am sure of it

[kipfler-potatoes]

I don't think ponies will eat crystals ... Even if they are shaped like potatoes.....

[cadenceconfessions]

Hm. You're right. But!! We can sell them to the dragons! They LOVE those fuckers over there. Crystals I mean. I don't know if they know about potatoes

[kipfler-potatoes]

Well, I've never met a dragon before. Maybe they love potatoes!

....

How will we meet dragons to sell them crystal potatoes?

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

NO !!!!!

I mean POTATOES !!! That are made of crystals !!! That you can EAT!!!! We will make billions of bits with this hit idea. I am sure of it

[kipfler-potatoes]

I don't think ponies will eat crystals ... Even if they are shaped like potatoes.....

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes We NEED to make crystal potatoes. Now.

[kipfler-potatoes]

.... Are you asking to have kids with me?

[cadenceconfessions]

@kipfler-potatoes is this you

[kipfler-potatoes]

Hehe, nope! I'm a pony!

Also that looks like a russet :p

[cadenceconfessions]

Ok so you're not a russet. How about this one. Is THIS you

[kipfler-potatoes]

Hehe nope! I wonder how long it'll take you to realize it .....

[cadenceconfessions]

Baked potato ?

[kipfler-potatoes]

While I definitely think of that as a compliment, nope! Hehe!

[cadenceconfessions]

Sweet potato

[kipfler-potatoes]

You're definitely getting closer!!

Er.. what's the point of this again?

[cadenceconfessions]

It's for science or something idk don't worry about it

Anyway.

Canned potato. Surely

[kipfler-potatoes]

I- what? Canned isn't a breed?

[cadenceconfessions]

It literally is ???? You're a potato how do you NOT know this. What. Anyway back on topic.

SURELY you're one of these long potatoes? Ignore that yellow thing idk what that is

[kipfler-potatoes]

Woah! You caught me at the family reunion!

Yep sure am one of those long things! Good job, princess!

[cadenceconfessions]

Yayyy I got it :3 You're still banned from the Crystal Empire though.

[kipfler-potatoes]

WHAT FOR????

[cadenceconfessions]

FOR INSULTING IRELAND !!!!

Actually considering they banned me. You might be right..... Ok fine. Unbanned

[kipfler-potatoes]

Yay!

Wait.... What would I even do in the crystal empire?

[cadenceconfessions]

Crystalize 💖

[kipfler-potatoes]

Hmmm... Like this?