Iâm so occult that dish washing is form of meditation for me. I really love washing dishes. Some people love me because of that.Â
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Iâm so occult that dish washing is form of meditation for me. I really love washing dishes. Some people love me because of that.Â
The John Dillinger Died for You Society 23 Skidoo!
Witchy PSA
Witchcraft is not a competitive sport.Â
You lose nothing by being pleasant to another witch and accepting that their practice is their practice.
You donât have to explain how your rituals are better, your altar is more correct, your gods (or lack of gods) makes your practice better, your tools are more authentic. We have no podium for you to stand on. No gold medals to give you. No accolades to award you.
There is nothing to win, but there is always something to lose
Witchcraft can be intensely personal. You can lose the trust of another. You can lose potential friendships. You can lose invites to the next ritual. And you can lose the ablilty to grow and learn why anotherâs practice may be perfect for them.Â
The Disinformation and Discordianism of Saint Bob - Robert Anton Wilson
My Discordia
In many ways, Religion is kinda stupid, right?
but instead of leaning away from it
letâs dive inÂ
head first
Letâs exercise our right to be wrong
Letâs juice the religious experience for everything itâs got.
Because IF beliefs are sacred, even the stupid ones,
BOOM, a bunch of really stupid shit is now sacred.
A lot of atheists come into Discordianism because itâs this great joke on religion.Â
And then
when you feel where this headspace is,Â
you can see thereâs something elseÂ
beyondÂ
and you donât need to go to church for it,
you donât even need to really believe in a god to tap into it,
 itâs this chaos inside
which can become anything
and listenâif there are things in this universe
that are irrational
then our rational minds deceive us
into thinking that whole Enlightenment routine
can bust down any wall
but hey, you try reasoning with the clouds
Iâm sure theyâll come around.
listen,
some stuff in this world is sacred
and I donât know what sacred means exceptÂ
  a connection between
   heaven and earth,Â
    the conceptual and the material,Â
     the body and the spirit
and some stupid shit is sacred now
finally
finally the bibles are molding on the shelves
finally the traditions have worn out
finally the parade is over
finally god is off the pedestal
finally we are in the driverâs seat
finally a roach will save me
finally, flying baby shit
When best mate asks you to put a protection sigil on his penis.
âWeâre anarchists and outlaws, goddam it. Didnât you understand that much? Weâve got nothing to do with right-wing, left-wing or any other half-assed political category. If you work within the system, you come to one of the either/or choices that were implicit in the system from the beginning. Youâre talking like a medieval serf, asking the first agnostic whether he worships God or the Devil. Weâre outside the systemâs categories. Youâll never get the hang of our game if you keep thinking in flat-earth imagery of right and left, good and evil, up and down. If you need a group label for us, weâre political non-Euclideans. But even thatâs not true. Sink me, nobody of this tub agrees with anybody else about anything, except maybe what the fellow with the horns told the old man in the clouds: Non serviam.â âI donât know Latin,â I said, overwhelmed by his outburst. ââI will not serve,ââ he translated. âAnd hereâs your room.â
Robert Anton Wilson, The Eye In The Pyramid (via multipleegos)
what the signs teach you
aries: aries teaches you to relax, to simplify, to minimize, to cut out, cut down, breathe in and out and just be present for life and what it has to offer.
taurus: taurus teaches you to treat yo self. clear your mind of deadlines and instead indulge in the feel of your bed, in the voice of a partner, in a good meal, in a faux fur jacket.
gemini: gemini teaches you to laugh. when life gives you lemons, you make a joke out of it. when you stumble and fall, the pain from the crash sort of tickles. embarrassments are just future entertaining stories.
cancer: cancer teaches you that it's okay to cry, to search for a shoulder to rest your weary head on. cancer teaches you to trust your support system of people waiting to lend you a hand. sometimes you can't face your troubles alone.
leo: leo teaches you to steal what is yours, to reach for your dreams unapologetically, to announce yourself proudly. they teach you to pronounce the words "here i am" and "i love myself" confidently, loudly.
virgo: virgo teaches you peace and order and justice. they help you find the harmony between a buzzing mind and steady hands. they aid you in turning ideas into reality.
libra: libra teaches you to love unconditionally. they're excellent instructors when it comes to showing you how to stitch your heart back together again. they show you how to fish out the good out of everything bad.
scorpio: scorpio teaches you to get your shit together. they teach you to stop making excuses and lies and unnecessary, emotional scenes. they force you to look deep inside yourself, to bury away your superficiality.
sagittarius: sagittarius teaches you how to read a map with no roads or labels, how to find your way in a dark room with no light switch to feel for on the wall. it's survival of the fittest at its most carefree form. it's a scary situation dealt with ease.
capricorn: capricorn teaches you to sort out your priorities and to keep yourself intact. they discipline you. they force you to mend what is broken and then keep on working.
aquarius: aquarius teaches you all the shades of the rainbow, all the genres of inexplicable music, all the quotes with secret meanings. they teach you to theorize, to look at the stars, to refute and dispute and question.
pisces: pisces teaches you symbolism. they show you that not everything is literal; it's all gray area meant for you to take out only what you need, what you can understand. they teach you how pacify a raging mind.
How the Signs Handle Conflict With a Friend
Aries: Will hunt their friend down to give them a peace of their mind. They arenât afraid to tell you how they are feeling. Taurus: Reject pleads for compromise from their friend because they are stubborn. They want things to go on their terms. Gemini: They will separate from their friend and complain about the friend behind their back to others. Cancer: They will pull back from social interaction and sulk until one day they uncomfortable (and awkwardly) bring up the problem. Leo: Blows the conflict out of proportion but forgives very easily.   Virgo: They like to pretend the conflict is not there until they feel they are at a breaking point and will tell you how they feel. Libra: Avoids at all cost. They will snub their friend until the conflict fades or wait til their friend brings it up. Scorpio: If they are having a problem with their friend they will tell them right away. They want to eliminate any drama as soon as they can. Sagittarius: They will be very honest with their friend and tell them the ugly truth. They donât have time to be tied down with petty fights. Capricorn: Will fight with their wit and sarcasm. They will handle the conflict in a very passive aggressive manner.  Aquarius: They try to work out conflict rationally and focus on finding a solution. Pisces: Takes conflict very personally and has to take a moment to calm themselves before facing the issue head on.
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