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F2F: Kira & Clementine

Clem: "I mean I usually answer unless I don't know the number." She shrugged, picking at her pillow, her legs curling under her. "Oh she really was. I love her. Have you seen Santa Clara Diet? She's great!" She exclaimed, leaning forward."I mean I get paranoid so once I hang up on the second call I would have called, and probably would have hid somewhere.." They got to the point with the boyfriend, and she hissed. "Poor Steve."

Kira: "No! I keep meaning to cause zombies...but then I get distracted by something else. Either a movie I need to watch for the Podcast or some stupid thing I start watching on Hulu. Right now it's Brooklyn 99." Kira's nose wrinkled slightly as Steve met his gruesome end. "Poor poor Steve. Now see. This is why you do not live out in the middle of nowhere. No way is she gonna find help before the killer catches up with her. So hey. Lesson #1. LIVE NEAR OTHER PEOPLE."

#clempossible

Actually no it was Clementine. You’d be such a big help. Last year I had people doing their own makeup and some where really amazing and others were kinda…well you know. It would be nice to have everything more consistent.

“Okay. Yeah. That makes sense. Clemmy’s the best and always ready to pimp out my macabre side. I’m in. Totally. Me and my trunk of make up will be there. Can I also design a character for myself? Cause I love jumping out and scaring people. It’s the best.”

#codyevans

twitter update 🐦

@porcelainsongbird: You really should. You'd look UH-MAY-ZING in their clothes. Just sayin'...

@porcelainsongbird: If you have a secret life as a serial killer, I will laugh myself to death. *I* have a bigger chance of being a serial killer than you do.

@screamqueenkira: 1) I could TOTALLY be a serial killer. 2) I see you did not rule out demon hunter. Cause you know I'd rock that lifestyle.

#porcelainsongbird

Wait…are you seriously trying to convince me to go on a trip to New Orleans with you? I mean…I’ll admit that does sound nice but…you know how I am. how I sometimes react. I am not sure that is a good idea.

“I am. Yeah. I think some time away would do us both some good. And maybe, the ‘slow moving’ South is exactly what you need. Lazy afternoons where you can do nothing but work on your art. A nice little apartment overlooking the French Quarter. I know I can find us something awesome on Air BnB. Come on...”

#hummeleli

The more and more I watch these older episodes, the more I think I genuinely want to find someone to race with on The Amazing Race. Someone who wouldn’t get offended at me yelling at them because I’m competitive or if we just fought all the time, so obviously@heyheysebastian is the only one that immediately comes to mind. Though, @clempossibleand I could probably actually get to the end without killing each other.

“And the rudeness continues. Why am I not a consideration for your team? I’d be amazing.”

#porcelainsongbird

F2F: Kira & Clementine

Clem: "See I would make them leave a voicemail.. But he has a business so that makes more sense." She thought that was the scariest aspect of those movies. You just didn't know. "Right?! I would also call the cops the moment I got the call.. I love Drew Barrymore though."

Kira: "I do that sometimes, but most of the time I just answer." She hated the idea of listening to a message just to call someone right back. Seemed like such a waste. Way easier to just answer. "Drew's amazing. Especially 90's Drew. And yeah. Why wouldn't you have called 911? Though I guess the moment the killer couldn't get through to you, he'd just jump out and kill you, so...I mean it would alert the cops to your deathmurder but would it really save you?"

#clempossible

twitter update 🐦

@dontcallmesebby: Given that I'm not a flaming ball of adult sadness, I don't know what that is. But I can tell it's an insult, so stop.

@porcelainsongbird: Sebastian's more of a Phasma or Hux, though Snoke could work too.

@screamqueenkira: You're such a liar @dontcallmesebby. You called Kurt 'Jar Jar' which means you've watched these movies. And agreed, @porcelainsongbird, Sebby is the angriest of all the Weasleys.

#heyheysebastian #porcelainsongbird

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@porcelainsongbird: Yep. We're just gonna act like that didn't happen. True, true. Hmm...I can see Ant being Chewie, but I can also see Ant being Kylo...

@screamqueenkira: Unfortunately Kylo wasn't an option back then. But we could always go with it now. But if we're doing Force Awakens, does that mean Sebastian can be Snoke?

#porcelainsongbird

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@dontcallmesebby: Nice try, but it fits Kurt. He's tall, awkward, and shunned by the vast majority of people. It's perfect.

@screamqueenkira: Jackass.

#heyheysebastian

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@porcelainsongbird: I definitely would have rather been Luke, but at the same time there's that awkward kiss between them so I am okay being Anakin. He's badass, anyway. ;D

@screamqueenkira: Yeeeah. Let's avoid that whole thing. And yeah. Anakin's badass. Provided you overlook the whole 'whining about sand' thing. But then Luke also was kind of a whiner. At least at the beginning. And hey...at least you weren't supposed to be Chewie like Ant was?

#porcelainsongbird

@porcelainsongbird: Psh. No. I hoovered that entire box with just salt. It was delicious. It would have been better with cheese, but still delicious.

@screamqueenkira: Cheese makes everything better.

#porcelainsongbird

twitter update 🐦

@dontcallmesebby: You know what's close to Anakin? Jar Jar. And I've been in desperate need of someone to call Jar Jar for a while now. Two birds, one stone. Hallelu.

@screamqueenkira: All I'm hearing is you volunteering to be Jar Jar.

#heyheysebastian

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@porcelainsongbird: Not that I disagree, but why????

@screamqueenkira: I was talking to Arden about Mom and how Dad told us she tried to name us all after Star Wars characters and after we decided that I could have totally rocked being a Leia, we decided you should be called Anakin.

#porcelainsongbird

twitter update 🐦

@screamqueenkira: After a deep and meaningful chat with @serveituparden, I have decided that everyone should call Kurt 'Anakin' from now on.

#twitter status

syfy

How much does that policy cost?

#now i have to know

F2F: Kira & Clementine

Clem: Noticing the Reeces, she snagged some, before leaning back against the couch. She had such a sweet tooth, but that wasn't a new thing. The movie started, and she kicked her legs out, a grin appearing on her face. "I don't think so, but it makes me want some." The phone rang, and she grinned. "If there is one thing I've learned from scary movies, it's don't answer the phone if you don't know the number."

Kira: "I'd agree, but Dad tends to give this number out to people at the garage so we get all types of calls. But my cell? Yeah. Totally." The problem wasn't so much the calls, but the texts. Texts from numbers she didn't know. And no matter how many she blocked, another popped up. "Also, you know, if you have a giant glass door looking out into your backyard...make sure it had blinds or something."

#clempossible

F2F: Kira & Clementine

Clem: "Right?! I don't know why he's hasn't taken me, but I'm taking him now, so it's all good." She grinned over at Kira, glad her best friend was okay with them. She just hoped she'd be okay with the pregnancy too. Leaning back on the couch, she grabbed some twizzlers, and curled her leg under her body. "Okay, that sounds like a plan! I'm really excited! I love your podcast!"

Kira: While Clem went for the twizzlers, Kira went for the Reeses Pieces. She knew she'd end up eating the whole bag. She ate the whole bag every time. And yet...ripping open the top, she sat back against the couch. "Let the 90s teen slasher binge commence. So. Jiffy Pop. Did anyone even make Jiffy Pop in the 90s?"

#clempossible

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