Whenever I have a bad day, I love to watch An Idiot Abroad or The Ricky Gervais Show (Cartoon)
Ricky Gervais: Callum Best is only famous because of his dad.
Karl Pilkington: Yeah....but you could say the same about Jesus.

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Whenever I have a bad day, I love to watch An Idiot Abroad or The Ricky Gervais Show (Cartoon)
Ricky Gervais: Callum Best is only famous because of his dad.
Karl Pilkington: Yeah....but you could say the same about Jesus.
Wiki Holes 4 U: The Fascinating Dilemmas of Nuclear Semiotics
The Big Lie | Gaddafi on The Palestinian Cause at the 2008 Arab Summit
"People here talked about the pre-1967 borders. To tell you the truth, this is astonishing. Whatever happened to the [Palestinian] cause we had before 1967? Were we lying to ourselves or to the world? Thousands of martyrs fell before 1967. What for? How can you say that Palestine was occupied only in 1967, and that [Israel] must return to the pre-1967 borders? Does Palestine consist of only the West Bank and the Gaza Strip? If so, it means that the Israelis did not occupy it in 1948.
They left it to you for twenty years, so why didn't you establish a Palestinian state? Wasn't the Gaza Strip part of Egypt and the West Bank part of Jordan? The Jews left them to you for twenty years - from 1948 to 1967. If that is Palestine, why didn't you establish a state there? What is the justification for all the wars, the sacrifices, and the economic embargo on Israel before 1967? The Israelis can sue the Arabs now, and demand billions or even trillions in compensation for the damage caused them in 1948-1967.
You Arabs admitted that the [Palestinian] cause began after 1967. So the Israelis can ask: "Why did you fight us before that?" They will demand Arab compensation for the so-called embargo on Israel and for the economic damage caused to the Israelis. If the Israelis sue you, they will win. They will say: We suffered an injustice. We are like an innocent lamb surrounded by wolves. We've been saying this since 1948.
Now the Arabs themselves have admitted that Palestine was occupied in 1967. Now they demand that Israel return to the pre-1967 borders, saying this will resolve the problem, and they will recognize Israel. Why didn't you recognize Israel before 1967? All the damage suffered in 1948, 1956, 1967, and 1973, to this day - what was it all for, if the entire Palestinian cause began after 1967? Why didn't you recognize the so-called Israel before 1967, if Palestine was not occupied before then? This is strange. It is illogical. It doesn't make sense. What is this? There is no God but Allah.
By Allah, this is unacceptable. It doesn't make sense. You say that you will recognize Israel within the pre-1967 borders?! Maybe Israel will occupy more Arab land in, say, 2008, and a few years later, you will demand that it return to the pre-2008 borders, in exchange for recognizing Israel. This is exactly what's going on now."
The Pope pulling out a page from the Faucian Lay Book.
"Attacks On Me, Quite Frankly, Are Attacks On Science"
#PopeFauci #PartyofScience #HolySeeWhatYouDidThere #imember
I was casually browsing through a Reader's Digest Illustrated Reverse Dictionary from the 90's, as one does. As I flipped to this page, I got excited as this image was the first thing I processed. Before I realized I was looking at various diagrams of worms, I thought I had stumbled onto some form of obscure knot/tactile sigil used in magical practices I was unaware of. The Gordian Worm's vibe is witchy af tho.
This diagram that looks like one of the Solomonic sigils/corresponding seals used to summon one of the 72 demons from The Lesser Key of Solomon comes from a paper addressing the mystery of the Chromosome 2 fusion site and a theory proposing the series of reproductive events that led to the genetic sequence of humans distinguishing them from other primates.
Background In contrast to Great Apes, who have 48 chromosomes, modern humans and likely Neandertals and Denisovans have and had, respectivel
"Aye, we talked about it. Have you ever been in a city under siege? Maybe this part's not in your books. See, it's not the fighting that kills most people; it's the starving. Food's worth more than gold. Noble ladies sell their diamonds for a sack of potatoes. Things get bad enough, the poor start eating each other. The thieves, they love a siege. Soon as the gates are sealed, they steal all the food. By the time it's all over, they're the richest men in town."
- Bronn, "The Prince of Winterfell" (Game of Thrones)
Tool | "Hooker with a Penis" (Pomona, 1996)
I â met a boy â wearing Vans â 501s
And a dope â Beastie tee â nipple rings
New tattoos â that claimed that he
Was OGT â back from '92 â from the first EP
And in between â sips of Coke
He told me â that he thought we â were sellin' out
Layin' down â suckin' up â to the man
Well now I've got some
Advice for you, little buddy
Before you point the finger
You should know that I'm the man
I'm the man and you're the man
And he's the man as well
So you can point that fuckin' finger up your ass
All you know about me is what I've sold ya, dumb fuck
I sold out long before you'd ever even heard my name
I sold my soul to make a record, dip shit
And then you bought one
All you read and wear or see and
Hear on tv is a product begging for your
Fat-ass dirty dollar
Shut up and
Buy, buy, buy my new record
And buy, buy, buy, send more money
Fuck you, buddy Ă 4
đ #thesehoesaintloyal
From 2017
âThere will come a day that we will see far more radical extremists and terrorists coming out of Europe because of lack of decision-making, trying to be politically correct, or assuming that they know the Middle East, and they know Islam, and they know the others far better than we do,â Zayed said. âIâm sorry, but thatâs pure ignorance".
âSaudi Arabia is more keen to fight terrorism than the⊠Europeans,â Sheikh Abdullah said during the Tweeps Forum 2017. âThe voices we hear calling for murder and shedding blood and stealing the wealth of people are in London, Germany, Spain and Italy.
âFrom now on, we will name and shame these countries. We will classify them as incubators of terror if they donât address this problem of terrorism in their land."
"Social media (players) must realize that there is content that is exploited by extremist and terrorist groups that want to recruit our sons and daughters and want to hijack religion"
-UAE's Minister of Foreign Affairs warning to Europe about Fucking Around and Fnding Out by being soft on Radical Islam (2017)
#fuckaroundandfindout
#playstupidgames
#winstupidprizes
A decade later and The UK and Europe, are currently being destroyed, and still both fucking around and finding out.
Epo·qu·e·tude (noun)
An antidote to crushing anxieties over the deteriorating state of the world, epoquetude is the reassuring awareness that while humanity may succeed in destroying itself, the Earth will certainly survive us, as it has survived many other cataclysms; and that, in the endless chambers of time, the lives of individual species, vast civilizations, and even entire worlds are merely brief notes in an inconceivable symphony, each sounding its distinct voice and then fading out, so that the music may continue.
"Because if the history of evolution has taught us anything, it's that life escapes all barriers, breaks free. Life expands to new territories. Painfully, perhaps even dangerously. But, uh...well there it is. Life, uh...finds a way".
"We haven't got the power to destroy the planet - or to save it. But we might have the power to save ourselves."
- Ian Malcolm
"But I guess, beliefs in a way, people that are Godless, and in some way, if they don't have some kind of belief, for lack of a better term - if you don't believe in magic on some level, your art probably sucks.
You gotta believe in some kind of magic in some kind of way. I don't mean God, or whatever you're into. But if you're not inspired by, if your heart isn't lifted by some supernatural thing that you've witnessed, real or not. You're probably going to be focusing on your looks or money, right? Then you're gonna be focusing on something that has no heart."
- Maynard James Kennan, 2013 Interview with Marc Maron
(Image by Smit M. Shah)
"Your head's like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and devil there ever was. Big enough to hold the weight of oceans and the turning stars. Whole universes fit in there! But what do we choose to keep in this miraculous cabinet? Little broken things, sad trinkets that we play with over and over. The world turns our key and we play the same little tune again and again and we think that tune's all we are."
- Grant Morrison, The Invisibles, Volume 1: Say You Want a Revolution
"What an astonishing thing a book is. Itâs a flat object made from a tree with flexible parts on which are imprinted lots of funny dark squiggles. But one glance at it and youâre inside the mind of another person, maybe somebody dead for thousands of years. Across the millennia, an author is speaking clearly and silently inside your head, directly to you.
Writing is perhaps the greatest of human inventions, binding together people who never knew each other, citizens of distant epochs. Books break the shackles of time. A book is proof that humans are capable of working magic.â
- Carl Sagan, excerpt from the 11th epsidode of Cosmos ("The Persistence of Memory")
"Your head's like mine, like all our heads; big enough to contain every god and devil there ever was. Big enough to hold the weight of oceans and the turning stars.
Whole universes fit in there! But what do we choose to keep in this miraculous cabinet? Little broken things, sad trinkets that we play with over and over. The world turns our key and we play the same little tune again and again and we think that tune's all we are."
- Grant Morrison, The Invisibles, Volume 1: Say You Want a Revolution
"Well, there are a lot of occult traditions connected with Sirius. Among other things, Sirius is the brightest star in the sky, so if people are going to focus on anything out there -especially in the ancient world â Sirius would be very important. Particularly in Egypt, where it happens to rise just at the same time the Nile starts its annual flooding.
I mention in Cosmic Trigger something I picked up from Theosophy: just as in yoga you activate the heart chakra and then move the energy up to the crown chakra: this is happening to the âCosmic Beingâ which is trying to move the energy up from our Sun to Sirius.
Later in Dublin I met somebody who told me â on the basis of God knows what authority besides his own imagination â that above the 33rd degree of Masonry, unknown to the world, there is actually an illuminated inner circle which is in touch with Sirius. I thought Iâd invented that myself, but this guy is telling me this like itâs an inner secret of Masonry!
But maybe thatâs what Hugh Kenner calls an âIrish factâ, which is quite unlike an English fact, an American fact, or a French fact, and has no connection with a scientific fact. An Irish fact has the wonderful DalĂŹesque fluidity of a melting clock and the Joycean uncertainty of a rubber inch."
- Robert Anton Wilson, Fortean Times Interview (1992)
This interview with Robert Anton Wilson was first published in Fortean Times Issue 79 in February 1995. The interview itself took place some
"They think the problem with Facebook is misinformation. All social media is misinformation, whether it's Russia or your mother-in-law."
- Tim Dillon
"And frankly, if you want to talk about a show that set women back, it's The View. If the CIA engineered Antifa and the Capital riots, then some crazy misogynist engineered The View.
Because there's nothing worse than The View. There are so many brilliant women out there. None of them are on The View. None of them have gone near the set of the view."
- Tim Dillon
"Another prevailing assumption is that Order is Good and Chaos is Evil. In fact chaos and order exist outside of good and evil, but contain elements of both.
Chaos is the force that tears down old forms as well as the force that envisions new ones. Order allows us to carry out the plans that will build the new forms, but it also wishes to preserve forms that have outlived their usefulness (the status quo).
This brings up Hexarâs corollary to the law of Imposition of Order: Too much chaos, nothing gets finished. Too much order, nothing gets started. Order is what tells us that we should do whatever we can to prevent forest and brush fires.
On the surface, this is a good idea because letting fire run loose is hazardous to our own lives as well as that of other living creatures. However, the fires also liberate nutrients and send them back to the earth to feed the next cycle.
And we have finally started to get it through our thick skulls that keeping things from burning at any cost only increases the amount of fuel lying around for the fire that will come when we cannot stop it. All of the small fires that we prevent come back to us as one large, devastating fire.
Discordianism isnât about preaching chaos at the expense of order. It is the realization that one cannot exist without the other. It is the acceptance of the need for balance between the two principles.
Order cannot destroy chaos, it can only change its form. Chaos can either be directed in creative forms, or when stifled turned into destructive (or at least useless) forms. Energy spent clamping down can be used for nothing else."
- Reverend Doctor Hexar le Saipe
First Church of the Sparkly Ball
âPutting the Disco back into Discordianism.â,
From the Apocrypha Discordia
(Art by Daniel Martin Diaz, Phoenix Apocalypse)