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@kirindork
“Yay!” Bijou is quick to switch from clinging on his arm to openly embracing him. Not-unicorns were even nicer than unicorns!
“Merci, Monsieur Lydia! Merci beaucoup!”
Wait a minute, if anybody needed mercy now, it was him. He just wasn’t prepared. Then he realized that was probably actually “thank you” in French.
“Y-Yeah! No problem at all!” He did his best to give her a light pat on the head.
“D-Do you really mean it!?” she’s so excited now, clasping onto his arm tightly.
“Can…Can I really, really come and meet the princess some day? I can see your castle? A-And all the other things?!”
He’s trying not to fall over, but his arm wasn’t ready for sudden children.
“Whoa! I-I mean i’ll have to talk to her about it first, but I’m sure she wouldn’t mind! She-- She’s real nice like that!”
Cool rocks? Well…she liked rocks. They were cool, sure! What a strange question…
“A-Actually, my papa says my name means ‘jewel’! So-!”
That definitely beat just liking cool rocks, she was basically “cool rock: the kid.” Aura would probably just adore her.
“Oh, really? Well, I suppose that’s another thing you and my wife got in common! I’d love for you to meet her sometime, she’d probably agree with me ‘bout this whole princess business!”
‘Miss Ribbon’, hehe. It made her sound so fancy and grown-up! She couldn’t wait to tell her friends about the not-unicorn king and how he called her a princess.
“Do you really think so? Am I anything like your princess?” she loved princesses! Maybe she really was one? Monsieur Lydia would know!
He looked down at her for a few moments. He didn’t know her that well just yet, but she did give off a similar vibe...
“Well, you do kinda remind me of her back when we were kids! ... How do you feel about cool rocks?”
Ah, but…she was always told to be formal…it was rude to just call someone by their name…and he was a king! It was probably super rude!! Extra rude!!!
Her thoughts stopped rushing at the compliment though, which caused her to laugh a little.
“I-I’m not a princess! But, my name is Bijou Leblanc! Ah, but, my friends call me Ribbon! You may call me whatever you like, Monsieur Lydia!”
Hoo boy, that was a fancy name if he’d ever heard one. Thankfully, she’d given him the option to call her something that wouldn’t get butchered horribly in a sad attempt at French.
“Coulda fooled me! That even sounds like the name of a princess!” he laughed. “In any case, it’s nice to meet you, Miss Ribbon!”
Regardless of not being able to do any of what she hoped for, things just kept getting better and better. In fact, she couldn’t help but gasp at the last bit.
“You’re married?! To a real life princess?! J-Just like in the stories!! Ah- you said…you even go to the stories!! Wow…-!”
“That’s amazing, Mr. Kirin King!”
Seeing her so excited was just making his day. Of course he didn’t have the heart to tell her he was just restricted to the title...
“Pretty neat, huh? No need to be so formal, though! You can just call me Lydia! ...But y’know, you kinda look like a little princess yourself! What’s your name?”
A unicorn? With more horns?! That’s incredible! Unheard of! Any shyness and fear she once showed is gone now.
“Incroyable! A-Are you magic too? Can you grant wishes? Can you fly? Are you better than the one-horn unicorns?!”
Whoops, he might have backed himself into a corner. He couldn’t do even half of the things she was asking, but...
“...Well, uh... I’m a bit different. But I can run really fast! And sometimes I go protect different storybook worlds! And I’m married to a princess!”
@kirindork
Stare…
She knows its rude to stare but…is that man in a costume? Is he from a play? He looks like a unicorn!
Who the heck is this kid? She’s just…staring at him. Is there something on his face? Is she lost? Might as well find out before this gets too weird.
“Uh… hey there, kid! Can I help you with somethin’?”
Oh no, he noticed! She’s an embarrassed mess now, just trying her best to look anywhere that wasn’t at him.
She’s not supposed to talk to strangers…but did that count unicorn strangers? Weren’t they magical and kind?
“H-Hello, Uni- I-I MEAN…are you…are you, perhaps, maybe, a-a unicorn…?”
Oh, it was that. He forgot about that. Most people he ran across didn’t really notice or care, so neither did he (most of the time). He wasn’t going to pass this opportunity to impress a small child though, so...
“Well, sorta! I’m a kirin! It’s a lot like a unicorn, but a little different! Mostly I just have more horns! It’s still just as cool though, if I do say so myself!”
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“Whoo, this atmosphere… It’s so heavy I could cut...
“Ah, it’s nothing Kirin-san. Thanks for keeping up with the paper deliveries though; they’ve kept me in good spirits.”
“I’m glad you’re enjoyin’ ‘em, at least! ...If you ever need anything else, like just to talk or somethin’, feel free to holler!”
@kirindork
Stare…
She knows its rude to stare but…is that man in a costume? Is he from a play? He looks like a unicorn!
Who the heck is this kid? She’s just...staring at him. Is there something on his face? Is she lost? Might as well find out before this gets too weird.
“Uh... hey there, kid! Can I help you with somethin’?”
“Whoo, this atmosphere... It’s so heavy I could cut it with a knife... Did I miss somethin’?”
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“Will do, Miss Kaguya! I’ll just need some information, like your address and such, so I know where to send this thing to! ‘Cause unfortunately, I don’t got a copy on me at the moment!” He wished he did, though, because he’d love to see the look on her face. “That okay?”
“Absolutely!” another salute earned, Alien Unicorn Sir!
“My parents shouldn’t mind, but, if they say anything, I’ll just tell them its for research purposes!”
“Well, hopefully you won’t need an alibi! If you wanna show them too, I certainly won’t mind!” And another salute in return for the newest fan of the Mugen Times! “’The more, the merrier,’ they say!”
“Will do, Miss Kaguya! I’ll just need some information, like your address and such, so I know where to send this thing to! ‘Cause unfortunately, I don’t got a copy on me at the moment!” He wished he did, though, because he’d love to see the look on her face. “That okay?”
First she meets the strange Unicorn Alien Man, and now he was offering her a free Unicorn Alien Newspaper. She could faint.
“FOR REAL?! I’d love one! I-I’d love ten! Can I subscribe to you at all?”
He had no idea why she was so enthusiastic, but it was certainly a welcome surprise.
“Of course you can, it’s just like any other newspaper! Except it’s better ‘cause it’s mine, eheheh! In all seriousness though, I’d be honored if you did!”
Holy smokes, he was a unicorn. Unicorn Alien Man. This was amazing. Focus, Kaguya! You’re being asked a question!
“Y-Yessir!” she’s quick to salute him in some dorky, made-up fashion. “I’m Kaguya Toudou, Ultimate Astronomer, at your service! Anything in the universe up there is my business to study, Kirin-san!”
Oh boy, a salute and everything! It was rare to find someone so immediately aware of him being a big deal!
“Nice to meetcha, Miss Kaguya! A real fittin’ name!” He grinned, happily copying the dorky salute. “I’m Lydia, reporter for the one and only Mugen Times!”
Mugen? What was Mugen? HIS HOME PLANET!? OH GOSH- Calm down, Kaguya. Don’t startle him. Easy questions. Also, keep breathing.
“Ahhh, it’s so nice to meet you, Kirin-san! And you’re a reporter? Like, newspapers or-? Other kinds?”
ALIEN NEWS.
He paused a moment. He even said his name and still... But anyway...Well, guess he’s just “Kirin-san” now. Could be worse. But more importantly...
“It’s just a newspaper! But it’s a pretty darn good one, if I do say so myself!” He was absolutely beaming with pride. “I can hook you up with a copy if you’re interested!”
((Lydia is Embarrassing on the Internet - Post #3408042))
