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Me (and Mine probably) with a completely altered perception of reality: Minedai canon

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At least he takes a bath everyday.... I hope.

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This is my spirit animal

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HE BETTER BE HAPPY AND HEALTHY IN Y8, RGG, OR ELSE

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MINE MOMENT

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fdkdghdfjkf the results!

My poor Daigo <3 He is quite strong... but maybe not as much as the man that fought Kiryu, took multiple shots, disarmed the shooter and suplexed both of them off a ruff  roof after restraining the enemy for a few moments while saying his goodbyes before jumping.

Mine just has crazy strength and stamina. Daigo may end up losing the fight but he’ll win the big prize if Mine’s skills apply in other areas (hehehoho)

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I had to restrain myself from adding shippy stuff into that poll and most of you made it shippy anyway lol.

Have this humble meme in exchange for the lack of ‘they should make love, not war’ options.

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Who wins this fight? Consider their boss fights and the damage done to Kiryu

Mine wins easily

Daigo wins easily

It's a tie

Mine wins but the fight is tough

Daigo wins but the fight is tough

I took psychic damage from this question, you monster

Voting ended onApr 3, 2023

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It’s wholesomeposting time and I want to talk about this piece of info from RGGO (sauce)

So, the Dad of Morning Glory is accurately depicted as an adoptive father in many aspects. This is just one that I can confirm is realistic based on my experience.

Confirming and exposing Kazuma Kiryu as Certified Adoptive Dad (TM)

Real life proof: I was raised by my mother and stepfather. He and I call each other by our names. After 20 years of being my father he still lets out an embarrassed laugh whenever I call him ‘dad.’ Maybe this reaction is normal for people in this situation?

I honestly don’t understand why my dad and Kiryu would react like this. I’d be extremely happy and proud and wouldn’t shut up about it. I chose you and you chose me.

I do know this: Sometimes blood means everything and sometimes it means absolutely nothing. What matters is to nurture the bonds we have with the people that really love us, genuinely want the best for us and help us grow.

Instead of being embarrassed, use the love your child feels for you to give yourself a massive boost of strength that could defeat large animals ;)

/this is a shitposting blog so let’s go back to the usual content: ORPHANAGE DAD SIMULATOR IS THE GAME OF THE CENTURY - IT DESERVES A KIWAMI REMAKE. SEGA I’M NOT ASKING.

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Neko Zamurai (Samurai Cat) but it’s Ryoma with his pets

Fun fact: Kazuki Kitamura also played Kiryu in the live action movie (see, it’s a crossover meant to be!)

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MUST PROTECT BABIES

RGGO and Google Translate say they are ‘junior high school students/middle school students’ so they’re somewhere between 12 and 15 years old.

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(✿◠‿◠)

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“AGAINST ALL AUTHORITY EXCEPT MY MOM”

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"But Marge, look at that hangdog expression. He's learned his lesson. Let's get him a present!”

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Get yourself a bestie that does your work for you while you play

Someone told me their dynamic is “deadbeat father who’s never home and hardworking mother taking care of the kids” and I died because Toshi has mom energy sometimes lmao.

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He’s just 30 but that haircut makes absolutely everyone look older.

As I said in this shitpost, he’s as old as Y2 Daigo.

Hijikata is 32 and he looks way younger than Tokugrandpa here - RIP Vintage Minedai shippers (as if this would stop us lol)

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True story, tho the fight was more ‘scream’ than ‘steam’

*ESSENCE OF SHAMPOO BOTTLE CRUSH intensifies*