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Team SSS on Day 420

#Piritosart #Absolute shitpost #Very quick doodle #Sonic #sonic the hedgehog #shadow the hedgehog #silver the hedgehog #Team triple s #Sonadow #shadonic #And silver is 3rd wheeling #420life #smoke weed everyday #Sth

Im bored asf so I made this sht

#fnaf #five nights at freddy's #funtime freddy #absolute shitpost #funtime foxy #ballora #circus baby #ennard #molten freddy #fnaf memes #meme #idk man #I miss ennard #fnaf sl #funtime animatronics #sister location #bon bon #fnaf bonbon

This is your friendly reminder to stretch your legs and get a swig of water… or orange juice.

#came to me spiritually #osc #osc community #ii #inanimate insanity #looseleaf ii #oj ii #absolute shitpost

Patrick sits and eats his food.

"Sometimes I feel chubby." He mumbles.

"I LIKE IT." Pete responds with an instant. They make out on the table.

#this fanfiction shit is easy #fanfiction #fob #fall out boy #pete wentz #patrick stump #peterick #bandom #absolute shitpost #and they say Shakespeare is dead #ezran annoys me

What if objects being named after their object is like, a generational thing, in-universe. Like for all the universes where that’s the case: bfdi, tnm, objectified, etc. Like most objects had “normal” names (think hfjone) and then suddenly it was all the rage to name your kid after what they were. And in a few decades they’ll all be inadvertently broadcasting their age with their name sort of like how people with the most popular name of their birth year do. And they all hate it because everyone knows they’re in their late 40s now or whatever. Anyway they all named their kids stuff like jake and mary and robert, so theres just one generation of objects that have object-y names and everyone older or younger than them by more than 5 years have names that are indistinguishable from a human’s

Imagining like two teens chatting

“Uncle Beakery is gonna pick us up at 5, and then we’ll eat dinner there?”

“Why is it, that everyones parents and uncles and stuff are named… like, Tabley or whatever, like thank god i wasn’t born 40 years ago lmao I’d probably be named Fenceposty or something and Miranda is so much cooler. Oh uhh yeah 5 is good i think”

“Cool ill let mom know that’s the plan. And trueee i wouldn’t wanna be named like, idk ‘Spray Sealant’ or whatever”

“Pfft. Spray sealant”

“If you call me that i will bite you… fenceposty”