Always a Gentleman

Welcome, valued customer. ((Arthur Kirkland for The God's Playground))

[kirklandpawn]

((Offline))

[kirklandpawn]

((Online))

((Ask for or give a starter!))

[kirklandpawn]

"I really ought to call in the cleaners. The back room is a little more...musty than usual."

[greys-isabel]

Send me a...

♗ for a tip for getting my muses romantic affection ♖ for on of my muses guilty pleasures ♞ for something that my muse wants to do ♟ for something my muse admires ☁ for something that make my muse sad ☂ for something my muse wants to protect ♨ for something that relaxes my muse

[originalgrin-deactivated2014032]

[kirklandpawn]

Magic!Anon Commands - feel Free to add more.

Flower: Muse will be a gardening freak for 24 Hours

Love: Muse will be in Love with (Anon decides) for 2 Days

Bender: Muse will be Genderbend for (Anon decides)

Shuriken: Muse will have a Ninja Complex for 3 Days

Shuffle: Muse will Party like there is no tomorrow, until tomorrow.

Cloak: Muse will be Invisible if wearing a special Clothing (Anon decides) for 3 Hours

Cough: Muse will be ill for 14 Hours

Remember: Muse will suffer Memory Loss for 4 Days

Gas: Muse will have hallucinogenic imaginary sights for one day.

Rum: Muse will have a Pirate Complex for (Anon Decides)

Beer: Muse will talk like a Drunk and hit on everybody, lasts 3 Hours

Host: Muse will be a Gentleman/Lady for 34 Hours

Animal: Muse will turn into a Animal for a Week, Anon decides which.

Age: Muse will be a Kid for 10 Hours

Exorcism: A demon will possess my muse for 3 hours

Tumblr: Muse will be procrastinating and will have no motivation to do anything productive.

Feels: Muse will be obsessed with an event or something that will cause them to express related emotions (Anon decides)

Phobia: Muse is terribly afraid of something or someone (Anon specifies)

Lurk: Muse will follow ______(Anon can specify who or what)

Answer: Muse will have to answer anything that is asked of him/her truthfully, lasts 4 hours

Silence: Muse cannot speak, lasts for a day

Noise: Muse will say everything they think, lasts for a day

Listen: Muse cannot hear anything, lasts for a day

See: Muse cannot see anything, lasts for a day

Boxers: Muse will run around in Underwear for (Anon decides)

Hair: Muse will become obsessed with hairstyling for (Anon decides)

Sick: Muse will be sick with a unique flu for (Anon decides. Anon may also specify flu symptoms, they can even be really odd, different from Cough curse.)

Project: Muse will become obsessed with completing a project (Anon specifies)

Command: Muse has to take commands by the next _______ people in their ask (Anon specifies)

Obsession: Muse will be obsessed with ______ (Anon specifies) for the next 12 hours.

Color: Muse has to wear nothing but their least favorite color for (Anon decides)

Reverse: Muse's personality will be extremely opposite for (Anon decides)

Extremist: Muse becomes an extremist for (Anon specifies and decides for how long)

Actor: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies an actor) for 12 hours

Character: Muse thinks they are (Anon specifies another character) for 12 hours

Class: Muse will believe they are a high-class prostitute for (Anon decides)

Prohibition: Muse will think they are a 1920s type of mobster/gangster for 24 hours

Switch: Muse has to switch bodies with (Anon decides, but muns have to agree) for (Anon decides how long)

Power: Muse gains _______ (Anon specifies) as a power for 17 hours

Scare: Muse thinks they're pregnant for 8 hours (yes, even if it's a male); if muse is already pregnant, they think they lost their child for 2 hours

Confess: Muse has to confess something they think of or feel toward anyone they speak to each time they speak to them for the next 5 hours

Enemy: Muse takes the appearance of someone they hate for 16 hours

Slave: Muse becomes a maid or butler to _______ (Anon decides) for 24 hours

Chef: Muse becomes a top chef and cooks pastries and sweets for everyone they know for the next 48 hours

Dream: Muse is able to trespass in the dreams and nightmares of others for 48 hours

Dress: Muse is stuck in a frilly dress for 6 hours

Pixie: Muse has pixies in their hair that everyone but themselves can see for the next 5 hours

Impression: Muse thinks they are a ______ (Anon pick an animal) for 15 hours

Gone: Muse loses _____ (Mun decides something or someone important) for 16 hours

Kiss: Muse wants to kiss everyone in their inbox for the next hour

Egg: Muse finds a large egg and does not know what to do with it

Dance: Muse cannot stop dancing for 3 hours, no matter how tired they become

Klutz: Muse becomes extremely klutzy for 10 hours

Split: Muse splits into two versions of themselves for 16 hours

Stalk: Muse thinks they are being stalked for (Anon decides)

Nightmare: Muse is plagued with horrific images and scenes both in sleeping and in waking for 3 days

Paranoia: Muse becomes extremely paranoid about (Anon specifies what and for how long)

Infatuation: Muse becomes /madly/ in love with the next person they see on their dashboard for 4 days

Baby: Muse finds a baby at their doorstep and has to take care of it for (Anon decides)

Combustion: Muse has the ability to spontaneously combust without getting hurt for 6 hours

Hallucination: Muse sees things for (Anon decides)

Face: Muse's appearance changes for a day (Mun decides to what)

Alarm: Muse keeps hearing an alarm go off but cannot figure out where for the next 18 hours

NSFW: Muse is naked and any clothes they try to put on or objects to cover up turn invisible for (Anon decides)

AU: Muse is stuck in an Alternate Universe with little recollection of their own universe for a whole week

Craving: Muse will have an unusual craving for (Anon specifies) for 9 hours

Mother: Muse suspects everyone has insulted their mother for 4 hours

Carrier: Muse is a carrier for a flu but does not know it and is not sick. Everyone who interacts with the muse within 1 hour will get sick for a week (Only if their mun agrees)

Name: Muse gets an orgasm every time they hear their name or any manner of nickname for (Anon decides)

Food: Your muse can't stop eating fattening foods for 12 hours

Southern Hospitality: Muse is given a southern accent and is super accommodating for a set amount of time.

Fat: Muse will be fat, out of shape and lazy for (Anon decides)

[kirklandpawn]

It was a slow day to say the least at the old Pawn and Loan.

Arthur was honestly surprised no one had shown up yet on his doorstep; typically there was at least one sob story showing up trying to get some money from him. And yet, of the entire day's work he had seen nary a customer, just had a cup of tea with old Mrs. Nesbitt from next door in the parlor.

Dear god, was there a meaning to life without breaking someone's kneecaps over an overdue repayment.

[kirklandpawn]

Open and ready for business.

[source]

[thegodsplayground-blog]

Accepted! Welcome to the Endless Jazz Age; here’s hoping you survive your first week! Make sure you have your blog in by May 31th.

Contact Tumblr: joaniedark

Character Name: Arthur Kirkland

Series: Axis Powers Hetalia

Age: 27

Demigod or Mortal?:  Mortal

Affiliated with a Family? If so state who: Kirkland is a man for hire. He often affiliates with Ignis, but he is as likely to lend his talents to just about anyone.

Personality (Just a brief summary): At work Arthur is always the gentleman, giving a smile and speaking sweet nothings in that beautifulreceived pronunciation as he breaks your kneecaps for not paying your loans on time. Outside of the office, the cockney man is somewhat brash, a heavy drinker, but generally nice to non-irritating men and just about all women.

RP Sample (minimum of two paras):

Kirkland Pawn and Loan was a nice, well-lit, rather comfy store in the middle of Manhattan. It honestly resembled a tea room with an antique store attached more than a place for sobbing women to exchange their wedding rings to pay off their husbands’ gambling debts, but such was the nature of the London-born man’s business. Class, he would say, was the aim of any good business.

However, today the CLOSED sign was hanging proudly in the window and the lovely mahogany door was locked tightly. Arthur was engrossed in another aspect of his business in the cold, white-tiled back room that many a client dreaded being invited to.

"It’s been a good while since the last time I took someone other than one of my customers into this room, Mr. Grey,” Arthur said, before taking a long drag on his cigarette. He looked at the man currently tied to a chair, sweating heavily and trying desperately to scream past the wad of cotton shoved in his mouth. Arthur sighed, stamping out the cigarette in a hand-painted china astray and walking over to the man. Gently, he pushed the man’s chin up so they were eye-to-eye.

"Now, Mr. Grey. You know, you really shouldn’t have allowed yourself to garner up such a debt with with the club. If you have no money for private dances, maybe you weren’t meant to indulge in the world of vice, hm?” He tutted and shook his head.

"Now. I’m afraid to say it, but my associates think it’s time you had to pay in blood."

[kirklandpawn]

english-stone ---> kirklandpawn

((Welcome to Kirkland Pawn and Loan))

[kirklandpawn]

This account is to become a THE GODS' PLAYGROUND account

It’s 1920 and the party has just begun. Stolen alcohol is the best alcohol. Crime is the new black. The Gods have come to join the party. New York City is their Playground. It’s either you’re in with the times; or you’re out with the old. In this Jazz Age of Rebellion.

[kirklandpawn]

If it's not obvious, this group is not really responsive anymore. Monstertalia is sorta falling to being indie blogs now.

If anyone wants to keep in touch, message times-new-papa

[laharlgirl]

anybody want a starter? all of my main threads are like..dead or flagging

[blanche-danseur-deactivated2014]

My sincerest apologies for the inactivity as of late.

[kirklandpawn]

((Glad you're okay o3o))

[kirklandpawn]

((Up to date))

[kirklandpawn]

  "Oh, thank bloody Christ," Arthur said, visible relief washing through him. "About all else I can say is «the cheese is old and moldy» and «where is the bathroom.» I can make do in French, but I’m sure we’d both be struggling too much for it to be worthwhile.” 

He straightened up slightly.

"Anyway. I wasn’t aware I was in…another being’s territory. My apologies for not coming bearing gifts. You’re something of a guardian, no? You feel like you have the aura.”

[waitwhatidkwhat-deactivated2014]

This man was obviously another monster human!… With impeccably large eyebrows that seem to be the main point of his face.

"Gifts, señor? No one really gets me anything, so it’s fine!” Teyu Yargua grins at the gray man with large eyebrows, wondering if they were really his eyebrows. “It would be funny if I was speaking Spanish and all you said was mouldy cheese, though. So, are you a monster human too?”

[kirklandpawn]

Arthur couldn't help but bristle at the man's utter boldness to his statement. He looked about at the people around them in the square; they seemed no more alarmed than when he first walked in, foreign and strange looking. Perhaps they didn't speak English as much as the other beast.

"Ah, yes. Though monster, what a strong word, really. Mm, gárgolo? I think that's the word..." His wings twitched under the stretched cloth of his summery shirt.

[kirklandpawn]

  "That’s such...

[wolf-madelinebonnefoy-williams]

"Sure." Madeline replied. "That could be very nice, thank you."

Madeline plopped onto the grass, happy to smell the earth and its dew, her long hair sprawled around her.

[kirklandpawn]

Arthur smiled, looking over her. She was such a relaxed girl, especially considering her age. Granted, she seemed possibly feral to the point she had learned to hide without worry. It was the opposite path of many of his compatriots integration, but she looked so perfectly happy.

Sometimes, he wondered if he should have just done the same. Stayed crouching on a crumbling roof, never moving, letting the world peacefully pass him by as anyone else.

No matter.

"When was the last time you approached a city?" he asked, curious. It would be an interesting thing to know, considering her ease with life.

[gluttonouscrimson]

Matthew sat still in place, lightly blinking as he waited for the other to give him a proper responce. Perhaps the other was shy. He could relate to that. Though the calm that showed on his face quickly changed to a look of surprise when the man mentioned the flesh-trade. Matthew’s eyes widened as he quickly looked around them, making sure no one heard the other. He didn’t know how someone could be relaxed around soo many humans around. Leaning in close he whispered in such a low tone that it caused his words to hiss out.

"You shouldn’t speak such things so casually in public places." He then quickly looked over his shoulder before returning his attention back to the other. "I..I can. But not here." Matthew then sat up, rubbing the side of his arm. He should’ve just kept his mouth shut.

[kirklandpawn]

Arthur's eyes lit up. Bingo.

"Not a problem, I understand. Perhaps you know some restaurant with isolated enough booths somewhere nearby? I'd be happy to pay for libations for during our discourse." He shuffled his wings back into place. Blast, they were dreadfully uncomfortable now. "Unless that is not suitable, of course, in which case my accommodations are not terribly far...ah, I sound terrible. Forgive any unintended subtext, I'm out of practice with delicate conversation. 

"By the way, I should introduce myself. Arthur Kirkland," he said, extending a chilly grey hand. "Man of the world, and more specifically West England."