Texts from Kirkwall

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(913): I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him

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Hi there, I hope you are doing well and everything is all right with you! <3

Hey, thank you so much for the well wishes and for asking! <3

Sorry I haven’t been updating this blog, but unfortunately real life been so stressful for me lately. I just had a small operation to get a suspicious mole removed and my company been having a terrible performance that they plan to do tons of redundancies which stressed the hell out of me because there’s big chance they’ll make me redundant. 

So really sorry that I have to concentrate on irl things first because most days I’ve been to anxious to be productive in things :( Hopefully things will calmed down soon, and I can come back to running this blog again!

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(847): Jesus people on campus asked me what i do for joy. I said i love sinning especially pre-marital sex.

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(309): Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.

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Sorry for the lack of updates these few days... I was busy on Friday and don’t feel well today so I mostly just sleeping and/or laying down on my bed bemoaning my whole existence. I promise I’ll be back to regular daily updates as I soon as I am back to normal condition!

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(865): You are my mentor. (276): I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.

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(724): A Mormon just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"

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(817): This is one of those situations that make me think to myself “what life decision did I make to get here”

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(501): I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.

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(413): He's the conductor of the struggle bus (1-413): I RODE THAT FINE PIECE OF STRUGGLE BUS

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(812): If you really hate me that much, you need to stop letting me put my penis inside of you. It sends the wrong message.

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Bonus

(412): its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more

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(617): Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.

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(505): I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...