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Crazy ask, but superbat fans, do you know the name of an ao3 work that was recently released where Bruce was Clarks knight and theyre secretly inlove but Lois was betrothed to him (princess if metropolis) and Clark tried to keep it secret bc he was an ass?

I also believe it was tagged about Clark being an asshole or something

Bruce has sass in it where hes like "Im a prince from gotham who id more wealthy than Metropolis but this bitch gets to keep her standing"

Please help 🦔

#superbat

There's a vandermorgan fanfic where Dutch gives Arthur a flower and they go to a dinner at the mayors estate and Dutch gets jealous

Does anyone know what it is? :')

thiefseeker

drawing that hat does not spark joy in my soul… but the cute red tassle does

#i love rama

ted8ug

WHY does team rockets pokedex talk like this ???

sweetmeatdale

Pokédex: dreadnaw, the BITE Pokemon! A water and rock type. And I don’t- I don’t know?

arachnidsgrrip

Powokedex: Drednyaw, DA BITE Powokemon! A wata and wock type UwU. And I dwon’t- I dwon’t know? ÓwÒ

markocomics

Classic comic for you

Nani the fuck bitch. I recind my earlier praise. You are a bitch, you bitch.

#so ducking rude #only i know who this is adressed too #ASDFGHJ ILL SLAP YOU #BITCH #i am SO TAKEN ABACK #rude ASSS BITCH #how dare #if i had the power to make you fake into irrelvancy and nothing i would

Damn I gotta say the majority all the vandermorgan content on AO3 is nothing but fucking angst and despair or porn

kirschade

"The cowboy and that archer guy...... they really good friends or something?"

ludwigplayingthetrombone

Another thought that won’t go anywhere else

Hanzo: Is it truly so bad to want to be the most fuckable person at the farmer’s market? Jess: I’m the opposite. I don’t wanna be perceived at all.Hanzo: I jump in front of you, so they can only perceive me! Jess: Wait, that’s actually so sweet, Honeybee

This one fucking pairing I like had nothing but unfinished/angsty/unhappy ending fanfics

I just read one of the only completed fanfics only to have the person A be killed at the end infront of person B

The fuck dude I wasn't prepared for that where was the character death tag

1991series

crowisgone-deactivated20230422

Imagine going to a party and the white suburban stay at home mom with two overachiever kids and white dad who barbeques but doesn’t know how to barbeque and yet is always surrounded by other white Dads who compliment his barbqeuing even though they’re just store bought preshaped frozen patties from Ralph’s or Food 4 Less and while he’s cooking those the white mom comes out and says “okay kids, here’s some pizza!” And she pulls this out and starts telling the kids why its a “fun pizza” and then cries in her master bedroom when no one likes it or finishes it and the white dad is then consoling her why she sobs that she’s a terrible mother and ruined her fourth grade straight B+ sons birthday and thinks her kids hate her but they don’t care but she continues crying softly into her pillow while the children eat poorly cooked burgers with unmelted kraft singles and too much mayonnaise and the only other condiments are two pickles and pepper because the dad calls it his special burger with a secret spice but the spice was just pepper and the kids just keep playing E rated games on their Nintendo Wii while the 17 year old older sister starts cleaning the tragedy up and throwing away uneaten “fun pizza” and whole burgers dejected from the start while she dials Pizza Hut to get these kids an actual birthday lunch and the mother then throws a fit because the daughter did something the kids liked and she didn’t and was the only one making a huge deal out of it and the daughter was then grounded from her TV in her room for only two days and the son went to blow out the candles in his standard birthday cake from food 4 less the mom added strawberries to so she could feel she did something but was still slightly teary and sad because her day was ruined by no one wanting to eat her “fun pizza”

theehorsepussie

Fun pizza looks kinda tasty tho

#this made me laugh