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kuroda kanbei rp blog (fate/grand order servant)

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito​:

Yep!  It is!

While you go to mass, why don’t I start cooking stuff?  What are you in the mood for?  I’m in a cooking mood and I’m happy to please!

Ah, well, you see there is something I had in mind... I had seen the recipe online and wondered if I was up to the task myself, but I think it would be better left in your hands.

There is the great American dish called macaroni and cheese, but also something known as grilled cheese. I had saw mention of combining the two and found myself curious enough to try it. It sounds... like a large amount of cheese that anyone could find comfort in.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito​:

Well!  In that case…  

Today is Father’s day, and… Maybe after church, would you like to have dinner-breakfast with Nagamasa and me–or, um, whichever meal, I guess… the vampire thing throws off my schedule, so…

I’ll cook?

...Ah.

So it is Father’s day!

Forgive me, I was so preoccupied with today’s work I must have entirely forgotten. I would love to have dinner-breakfast with you and Nagamasa, my dear.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito​:

D-Did I catch you at a bad time…?  You’re not in the middle of anything, are you?

No, of course not. I was only going to attend evening prayer, but there is no need for me to be an hour early.

[kiryakujuudon]

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Kanbei!!!

Memeko!!!

[kiryakujuudon]

[Wait what’s today? Ah, of course. Sunday. It’s time for evening church.]

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

I mean, I think we’ll get a few affiliated with Lord El-Melloi II…?  I don’t think we’re killing every single magus in existence.  Just… like… the aggressor ones?

Ah, yes, I am aware. I mean to say I would still like to use the enemy resources as much as possible. The work I have in mind will not be the most kind and is better suited to prisoners of war anyways. I do strongly believe in second chances and giving enemy a choice to reform and join greater forces as well, so I would certainly like to give them the opportunity to do so! I would prefer if I could get permission before I act of course; your approval would mean much more to me.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

What pr–

Are you going to take over Japan?

Of course, but no that was not what I had intended to say! I would like to take Japan when my hands are a bit more free.

Those mages were very fascinating and I admire their talents. I wish to take a few in before they are all completely eradicated by the King of Heroes; to preserve their knowledge as well as employ them to the Kuroda. None of my men are capable of magic though I hope perhaps they can be taught and if not the mages could certainly be of some use in a number of ways.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

I’m the one in charge.

Oh, of course.  You are the Master after all.

Even though he outright rejected my proposal, I intended to carry it out regardless of his response. I was simply hoping for his blessing before I went forward and acted on my desire.

[kiryakujuudon]

herothrone‌:

No.

... Oh.

Sorry for bothering you. Please forgive my rudeness.

[kiryakujuudon]

[Sneezes.]

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

Ah, don’t worry!  I’m on it!  

I mean, if you don’t mind me doing so during nighttime hours and all, I can handle it.  Just gently tell me how to do it!

I have faith you will treat them with care.

It’s still winter so all that is needed is some tender love to the indoor plants at my home. I... am unsure if I even want to attempt opening the door. I may stay with you for a little while as I adjust.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito·:

Well, I’m here to help.  I don’t know everything that’s the nuts and bolts like da Vinci-chan would–who would be happy to help.

Still!  It’s a problem we solved once!  With brute force!  

So I figure it could be done again relatively easily….?

Thank you so much, my dear. You are so very good to me. I am so deeply blessed to have you by my side.

Although I... must ask... is it too much trouble to ask a favor of you? If you cannot, I understand. I do not wish to trouble you in any way, but... well...

I fear what may happen if I attempt to water any of my plants or trim my bonsai.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

That’s okay, I can look it up myself–I just hadn’t had time to yet.  Me, Roman, or da Vinci can probably get back to you on it sooner rather than later now that you’re registered in the Chaldea system.

-She rubs her neck a little, thinking.-

I could ask for help but…

We both full and well know it’d probably end with you having your first bathroom respawn, something on fire, and probably one of three Nobunaga trying to help.  Or someone else.  

Ah, right, there are so many things I still need to learn. I do have some basic understanding of all these Servant things, but I fall short on knowing the specifics of it all.

........

I spent years in these handcuffs, so I think I am prepared to stay like this a little longer. I would not to like going through dying again even if I am guaranteed a return.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

Well… Hmm…

I might be able to explain that–and help, once I figure out what’s needed. 

But Servants have sort of–when you help modify their Saint Graph, it returns them to their… I guess, best way of putting it?  Strongest, truest realized self, or something.  Sometimes you end up younger, like I heard Lord El-Melloi II did to himself.  You can have your appearance switched around and stuff, I guess… Which is how El-Melloi II went back to normal…

But I think your problems and cuffs will be gone once I figure out what I need for that…

Ah. I think I understand what you mean. While I do understand this, I apologize for I have no knowledge whatsoever as to what materials may be needed to help me “evolve” so to speak.

I highly suspect that you will need the key and if that is so I am afraid that I have no ability to help you with that. I was never once able to acquire it myself.

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

-She’s coming over to him and just kind of??? Trying to pap him?  Petting his arm.  Would stroke his hair if she could reach but he’s just so tall.-

It’s okay!  It can be fixed!!!

Well, yes, but... I am the one who does the fixing of things. If I break everything, how am I supposed to do any sort of repairs? Perhaps it would be a little more manageable without handcuffs, but...

Why am I even restrained like this again? Am I not a Saber--? How am I to use my own sword?

[kiryakujuudon]

saniwabito‌:

-She’s watching for a moment.-

… 

I-I take having those… Servant-style perimeters are causing a bit of problems…? 

Memeko, my dear...

I break everything I touch.

[kiryakujuudon]

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