your sugar daddy

My name is Lauren and I am a loser who eats too much and runs a Naruto blog. Things that are not Naruto will be tagged respectively. I am in love with a gross snake man and nothing can save me now. |about me|

[toboldlymuppet]

* jaws theme intensifies *

[gomiworm]

got put under for the first time in years, forgot how funny anesthesia is

[ravysu]

orochimaru x death

[narutwitter]

[eyezehuhh]

Naruto Shippuden

[bridoesotherjunk]

One of Lee’s best looks

[degenerateville]

Raining blood…

[anonspoon-deactivated20250108]

I haven't drawn for this series in years but he has always been my favorite

[hellcifrogs]

Team Gai doodles~

[pioneer-over-c]

MANY HAPPY RETURNS ON YOUR SPECIAL DAY

[osopalian]

🐍🕶

[soranatus]

What an icon By heinrich | lesh_ik

[elvyn]

[1rakus]

filler proposal: orochimaru makes sasuke buy groceries. this goes fine, which infuriates orochimaru as he watches from the shadows, because it turns out that sasuke is completely capable of being a normal polite human being and he's just a huge bitch to everyone at the hideout because he wants to be

[perryart]

I had to

[hayattan-sonra-deactivated20230]

He only knows how to meow

[orochimarufacts]

No, no, I don’t resent him at all, honestly. Truly, I’m happy for kabuto, and I wish him nothing but happiness and success, wherever he is now. … The orphanage? Still…? … well, regardless, yes. As I say, nothing but success to him, I’m glad he found his bliss. Is there anything I’d like to tell him? Well… I suppose it would be that I’m proud of him. I don’t think he should feel bad about how long it’s been for him without so much as a cameo - clearly, he doesn’t need one, right? And he should feel proud of himself for actively eradicating himself so thoroughly and effectively from the narrative. The kabuto I know is and always has been a guy who has absolute confidence in himself, who knows who he is and where he’s going, and has never needed any kind of external, constant validation or what have you. So yeah. I’d say he’s doing just fine, and I’m thrilled for him. In fact, I smile just thinking about him, sitting there alone in the orphanage he grew up in… flourishing without me. Covered in sticky jam toddler handprints. Poor. Ageing

[gomiworm]

[says some wack ass shit]

[walks away]

[ooccoo]