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this has the same energy of when shikamaru pretended to be asleep under kabuto’s jutsu
✦ | 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐆𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐭 𝐃𝐚𝐫𝐤𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐒𝐚𝐠𝐚 * 𝐒𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐜𝐞 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬
all of these are taken from DC Comics Legion of Super-Heroes story ‘The Great Darkness Saga’
❛ don’t worry , if that’s the worst problem you have , you’ll do fine. ❜
❛ maybe i’m missing something , but how did you know ? ❜
❛ the fault for it is totally mine. ❜
❛ well , in case you hadn’t noticed ― we blew it. ❜
❛ be glad it’s put to them and not me. ❜
❛ i’d really skin you for what you did to us. ❜
❛ isn’t it enough that nobobdy got hurt ? ❜
❛ how come that worked when nothing else did ? ❜
❛ you wait and hope. ❜
❛ i’m sort of glad we bumped into each other , i’ve been meaning to talk to you. ❜
❛ no matter what we did , or why , i don’t know if we can ever erase their doubts and fears. ❜
❛ i’m tired of being played a fool. ❜
❛ no point arguing about whose fault our failure was. ❜
❛ can’t take it , huh ? too bad. ❜
❛ somebody’s got to be kidding … right ? ❜
❛ am i making any sense to you ? ❜
❛ i only wish i understood what we found out. ❜
❛ don’t ask questions if you don’t want answers. ❜
❛ if you don’t mind , could i have a minute to collect myself ? ❜
❛ this is really too much for me. ❜
❛ yeah , betcha there’s more to it. ❜
❛ you ain’t seen nothin’ yet ! ❜
❛ let’s not forget the better ‘man’ is probably a woman. ❜
❛ funny , you’re so funny. ❜
❛ is it possible to hate someone you love ? ❜
❛ i’m not sure , but i know what you mean. ❜
❛ i think we’re in a lot of trouble. ❜
❛ hey i’m sorry , did i say something wrong ? ❜
❛ oh no … i never thought of that. ❜
❛ y’know , you’ve got a point there. ❜
❛ well , got any logical explanation for this ? ❜
❛ i think perhaps this is harly the time to be joking. ❜
❛ i don’t think i’m going to try to understand. ❜
❛ what did you say ? i’m afraid i wasn’t listening too closely. ❜
❛ that’s not like you , it’s very irresponsible. ❜
❛ i’m glad i’ve lived to see it. ❜
❛ this is starting to get too serious for my taste. ❜
❛ there’s no need to put yourself down. ❜
❛ now it’s all up to you to prove me wrong. ❜
❛ well , this is not the time or place to discuss it. ❜
❛ i wish you’d have told me … let me help. ❜
❛ i was just being protective , i guess. ❜
❛ i don’t think i want to hear any more. ❜
❛ i’d give a lot to go back to those days. ❜
❛ hmm … that’s not exactly what i meant. ❜
❛ what’ll you do ? you can’t kill me more than once anyway. ❜
❛ if you want me , come with me. ❜
❛ here i was , starting to think how cute you were. ❜
𝑼𝑵𝑻𝑰𝑳 𝑫𝑨𝑾𝑵 . ( sentence starters taken from supermassive’s 2015 game ‘ until dawn ’ mature / dark themes are present. feel free to alter pronouns. )
❛ i can’t believe you actually did this. ❜ ❛ hey… did you see that? ❜ ❛ what did you do??? ❜ ❛ let’s party like we’re fucking pornstars! ❜ ❛ i’m not gonna tell you, you’ve gotta see for yourself. ❜ ❛ i thought we were goners. ❜ ❛ sometimes i forget to just stop and take it all in. ❜ ❛ you ALWAYS get like this. ❜ ❛ well, i did mean to scare you, ‘sort of’ scare you, but not ‘for real’ scare you. ❜ ❛ oh, you did NOT just do that. ❜ ❛ you can’t hide from me, [ name ]. ❜ ❛ no one wants in on your territory. ❜ ❛ you’re SUCH a bitch! ❜ ❛ i don’t give a crap about what you think. ❜ ❛ are you serious? you think that’s insulting? ❜ ❛ [ name ], stop. this is out of hand. ❜ ❛ when i imagined us grunting together, this is not what i pictured. ❜ ❛ finally, a little ray of hope. ❜ ❛ well, if that’s how it’s gonna be - ❜ ❛ maybe we should… you know, check it out? ❜ ❛ what… was i NOT supposed to take advantage of the opportunity? ❜ ❛ were you IN on this??? ❜ ❛ i see a hot bath in my crystal ball. ❜ ❛ i can handle it. ❜ ❛ you know what? this is some bullshit. ❜ ❛ i wasn’t faking anything! ❜ ❛ i totally promise i won’t murder you when i find you. ❜ ❛ oh my god, what the hell was that?! ❜ ❛ we don’t need a fire to heat things up. ❜ ❛ am i… doing something wrong? ❜ ❛ i thought you were one way, but you’re.. kinda another way. ❜ ❛ if this is your way of trying to make me feel better, you’re fired. ❜ ❛ all you have to do is choose who you will save. ❜ ❛ okay, okay okay okay. it’s gonna be okay. ❜ ❛ you can’t let me die! ❜ ❛ just… just give me a minute, i can’t think straight. ❜ ❛ why are we still talking about this? let’s go. ❜ ❛ is the night going the way you hoped it would? ❜ ❛ do you intend to continue with this elaborate self - indulgence? ❜ ❛ do you even believe that i’m real? ❜ ❛ soo.. back to square one. ❜ ❛ rule number one, [ name ] is always right. ❜ ❛ rule number one, “[ name ] is always right”. rule number two, “nothing else matters because [ name ] is always right”. ❜ ❛ this is really getting out of hand, okay? ❜ ❛ what do we have here? ❜ ❛ looking for me? ❜ ❛ open your eyes. ❜ ❛ oh my god, oh my god - what did you do? ❜ ❛ i’m going to give you ten seconds. nine… eight… ❜ ❛ well, that certainly didn’t go according to plan, did it? ❜ ❛ you think this mistake won’t have repercussions? ❜ ❛ thank you. for saving my life. ❜ ❛ why don’t you believe me? ❜ ❛ you’re not paying attention, you’re not paying attention! ❜ ❛ ghosts don’t exist, okay?! ❜ ❛ all i wanted to do was forget last year ever happened. ❜ ❛ stay the hell away from me. ❜ ❛ live and learn! ❜ ❛ we’re gonna die, [ name ]. ❜ ❛ i wish i could tell you.. it’s just not fair! ❜ ❛ it’s too late… [ name ], what’s the point? ❜ ❛ we’ve wasted everything. ❜ ❛ [ name ], none of it was wasted. every second that i spent with you was the only thing i wanted to do with my time. ❜ ❛ i’m sorry, i should’ve told you how i felt. ❜ ❛ what gives you right to play god? ❜ ❛ what makes you so special, then? ❜ ❛ do you enjoy feeling terrorized, humiliated? i mean, panicked? ❜ ❛ hook, line & sinker for every little stinker. ❜ ❛ oh, c’mon. revenge is the best medicine! ❜ ❛ you are gonna fuckin’ pay. ❜ ❛ you’re a goddamned murderer, is what you are. ❜ ❛ you’re only seeing what you wanna see, you’re blind. ❜ ❛ i swear to you, i have no idea what happened to her. ❜ ❛ can’t we all just get along? ❜ ❛ not like you got the guts to really do anything about it, anyways. ❜ ❛ you sure you’re okay? ❜ ❛ let me say what i came to say. ❜ ❛ i’m only gonna tell you this once. it doesn’t matter if you believe me or not. ❜ ❛ no, it’s about you, [ name ]. it’s always ALL about you. ❜ ❛ why did you hurt them?? ❜ ❛ how’s that feel, you fuck?! ❜ ❛ oh my god, i’m so glad to see you. ❜ ❛ the hell are you doing here? ❜ ❛ you can’t change what happened. ❜ ❛ i had to.. i had no choice. ❜ ❛ don’t… don’t fucking move a muscle. ❜ ❛ fucker left me to die. ❜ ❛ what do you remember? ❜ ❛ you need to listen to me. ❜ ❛ i’ve seen what’s down there. & i’d give anything to unsee it. ❜ ❛ did [ pronoun OR name ] make it? ❜
Konohamaru (∘❛ั⌔❛ั∘)
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꧁poetry sentence starters꧂
from the first 70 pages of “whiskey words & a shovel” by r.h. Sin
“ you’re so used to being mistreated. ”
“ you’ve gotten so used to being hurt that happiness scares you. ”
“ who robbed you of innocence? ”
“ who was your first? ”
“ and the saddest part of all? you’ll cling to the good memories, as if there were any. ”
“ the pain will always be there. ”
“ so many people are setting the bar really low. ”
“ you get what you allow. ”
“ i was never what you wanted. ”
“ i was just the one you settled for. ”
“ you’re an experience. ”
“ meet me here. ”
“ you were never the one. ”
“ this was never love. ”
“ you were simply necessary. ”
“ i had to be hurt by you. ”
“ i hope you find what you’re looking for. ”
“ i hope you find the truth. ”
“ and that’s how they control you. ”
“ our version of living feels more like death. ”
“ i understand you. ”
“ i was forced to survive in your absence. ”
“ i was faced with the realization that I never needed you. ”
“ you’re always apologizing. ”
“ one day I’ll stop listening. ”
“ we grew apart.”
“ we stopped trying. ”
“ i’m trying to get better. ”
“ i’m trying to get better at walking away from unhealthy situations. ”
“ i struggle with the idea of anyone loving me unconditionally. ”
“ sometimes I wish you waited for me. ”
“ i got tired of going through the same shit with different people. ”
“ it’s not your fucking fault. ”
“ you can’t change a man. ”
“ the thought of being in love is blinding. ”
“ bargaining using sex. either way you get screwed. ”
“ the memories hurt the most. ”
“ sometimes i get tired of thinking about the things that i don’t want to think about. ”
“ sometimes i get so fucking tired. ”
“ tonight, you’ll be the death of me. ”
randomly remembered the funniest part of dragon ball z
**•̩̩͙✩•̩̩͙*˚ holiday/winter pick-up lines meme
pulled from various online lists, some nsfw, some awkward, some cheesy. feel free to change pronouns or reverse as you see fit.
“wanna scrooge?”
“shouldn’t you be on top of my tree, angel?”
“santa said you wished for me. good choice.”
“are you looking for a tree topper? because i’ve been told i’m a star on top.”
“i must be a snowflake because i’ve fallen for you.”
“i’ve checked twice and i’m sure you’re on my naughty list.”
“i have the stamina of the jolly, round man. i can go all night long.”
“let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree.”
“the milk and cookies at my place taste great for breakfast.”
“are you a snowball? i bet i could make you melt in my hands.”
“class might be cancelled but that ass of yours don’t quit.”
“i could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department… i am a very knotty girl.”
“is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you happy to see me?”
“that’s not a candy cane in my pocket i’m just happy to see you.”
“i didn’t think i was a snowman but you just made my heart melt.”
“i usually warm my hands by the fireplace, but you are way hotter. can you hold them for a minute?”
“are you tinsel? because i want you all over my tree.”
“brrrrrrrrrrrr-ing some takeout over to my place tonight and we can watch a bad movie.”
“let’s be naughty this year and save santa the trip.”
“do you want to see my snowballs?”
“if i was the grinch, i wouldn’t steal christmas, i would steal you.”
“black ice isn’t the only thing that brings me to my knees.”
“come sit on my lap, i’ve got a special gift for you.”
“wanna sit on the north pole tonight?”
“nice earmuffs. maybe my roommate can borrow them when we’re getting dirty tonight.”
“santa’s lap isn’t the only place where wishes come true.”
“do you like the song jingle bells? because we could go all the way.”
“want to meet santa’s little helper?”
“i don’t care if i’m on your naughty or nice list, i’d rather be on your to-do list.”
“if you come to my house on black friday all clothes are 100% off.”
“did you hear the weather report? i think we can expect a few more inches tonight.”
“are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?”
“if you were a tree you would be an evergreen because i bet you look this good all year round.”
“we can lower your heating bill tonight because you won’t be getting cold.”
“are you main street? because i hope you get plowed in a timely manner tonight.”
“can i get a picture of you so i can show santa exactly what i want for christmas?”
“let me help you out of that ugly sweater.”
“did you ask santa for a rhino this christmas? because it looks like you could use something really horny.”
“what do you say we make this a not so silent night?”
“is your name kwanzaa? because i would celebrate you for a week.”
“the only package i want this christmas is yours.”
“i lost my scarf, can i wrap you around me instead?”
“the tree isn’t the only thing that is going to have an angel on top of it tonight.”
“good tidings aren’t the only thing i can give you.”
“i might be a grinch, but that means i have something that can grow three sizes.”
“i want to fill you up with my holiday spirits.”
“unlike santa, i’ll bring over the toys if you want to get naughty.”
“wanna climb into my warm and fuzzy cloak?”
“i like my christmas stockings held up by garter belts?”
“if a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t be alarmed. i told santa i wanted you for christmas.”
“are you rudolph’s red nose? because baby, i would say you glow.”
“call me rudolph because you just sleighed me.”
“you’re not just a gift, you’re the whole package.”
“you’re a matzo baller.”
“if your left leg was thanksgiving, and your right leg is christmas, can i come visit you between the holidays?”
“you’re like my menorah’s candles…getting hotter every day.”
“how about i slip down your chimney, at half past midnight?”
“if you jingle my bells i can promise you a white christmas.”
“i know it isn’t christmas but santa’s lap is always open.”
“the stockings are hung and so am i.”
“your stocking isn’t the only thing i’ll be filling up tonight.”
“the pipers aren’t the only ones piping on the 11th day of christmas…”
“unlike santa i come more than once a year.”
“hey girl, wanna hiber-mate?”
“wanna play spin the driedel?… I got a half hour and a room full of candles…”
“you’re so hot you must be the reason we aren’t having a white christmas.”
“i’m like a christmas present, you’ll love waking up to me in the morning.”
“you are the reason santa even has a naughty list.”
“i would definitely let you join in on my reindeer games.”
“wanna check out my mistletoe beltbuckle?”
“i’m looking to get bob-sleighed tonight.”
“ pardon me, but those are some hot laktes!”
“i lost my earmuffs can i use your legs instead?”
“would you come to my place and light my yule log?”
“if kisses were snowflakes i would send you a blizzard.”
“yule do.”
“i feel like a christmas tree when you talk to me because you make me light up!”
“do you wanna taste my christmas cookie?”
“can i lick your candy cane?”
“wanna go light my menorah?”
“call me adam sandler because i’m about to give you eight crazy nights.”
“it’s the season of giving so why not give me your number?”
“if you were a reindeer, you’d be cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?”
“i love you a latke.”
“i think we have a lot of chemis-tree.”
“your outfit sleighs me.”
“let’s get out of here and explore the north pole. I’m a rebel without a claus.”
“icy the one for me.”
“i’m wearing a lot of layers so it’s going to take me a while to get naked, but you’re welcome to watch.”
“there aren’t any sugarplums dancing through my head, it’s all you.”
goten hadn’t achieved ssj until majin buu turned chi chi into an egg and stepped on her. in that moment, seeing the splattered remains of shell and yolk had him so mindlessly struck by grief and rage that he flung himself at the majin with more power in his body than he’d ever felt before.
the hope of defeating majin buu with the fusion technique only remained due to piccolo’s quick thinking : goten was half of the mind to throw him aside and continue his blitz until the namek convinced him to harness that energy and improve with training in the chamber of spirit and time.
in previous moments of brief duress or aggression, one could observe just how much potential the boy had in him. flares of chi when grappling with his friend or brother were rare displays of inner strength that quickly had his mother try her hardest to suppress his innate abilities. but he lacked that “ snapping moment ” to go beyond his limits.
similarly, trunks only achieved ssj when he was told that vegeta died in the battle against buu. while goten had only heard stories about his late father’s heroism and thus believed his character to be good, trunks most likely felt that vegeta was much stronger than goku and thus that his father and older brother figure had died for nothing. hearing about gohan’s disappearance was a similarly traumatizing moment for goten, but the reality was that he didn’t quite understand the severity of death and felt numb to the news. after all, his father had died and was standing in front of them all now. couldn’t the same go for his brother ? for trunks, he couldn’t take death as a given the way his younger friend had.
of course, that’s my personal canon to work around. especially in the way of trunks, i’m sure it’ll be a bit different depending on who i’m writing with and what the plot requires. i definitely don’t want the feat of being “ the youngest ssj ” to be taken away from goten, especially considering it’s one of his only individual traits that don’t seem to be shared by his father’s younger self. transformation at a young age ( i believe that canon states he first transformed at the age of three ) also highlights just how powerful he is and how much potential he has. it’s just not realistic that he could run before he could crawl, as gohan put it.
goten is STILL the youngest saiyan to achieve ssj, but he first transforms at the moment chi chi is killed by majin buu and not during his mother’s training session. trunks turns ssj when he hears about his father’s death. both are still talented martial artists with impressive capabilities, especially at their age, but they simply hadn’t experienced the blind rage and the “ need ” that forces a saiyan to transform. goten needed to avenge his mother and brother. trunks needed to do the same for vegeta.
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