I'll try not to sing out of tune

Kit Jasmine Arson. 22. Bisexual. Bird physiology. French-Canadian. Taken. Sexiest Woman

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  My ability to fake modesty? I do not know what your talking about.

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Oui, oui. Of course you just have no idea. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  Ah, well, it’s just a profession.

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I see. A profession. Well, I'm still impressed.

By both your profession and your ability to fake modesty so well. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  I sound much more exciting. I could pretend to be an accountant, but as a successful business man that seems a little degrading.

[kit-butnotcat-blog]

A successful businessman, hm? Well that does sound very impressive. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  A heartbreaker? I’d be a good husband, but I’m a heartbreaker? Those two don’t seem compatible.

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Oh, non. You were a heartbreaker, and now you'd make a good husband. 

But in any case, I think my mother expected me to be with some older man who would go prematurely bald and work as an accountant. Nothing like you. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  Well, I can honestly say that’s a first.

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Mm, well, that somehow doesn't surprise me. 

My mother would fall in a dead faint if she knew I was with such a heartbreaker. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  Whatever you say, my love.

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You'd make a very successful husband, you know that? Yes, dear. Of course, dear. Whatever you say, my love. 

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

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  You’re weird.

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Hush up, you. They're a lot more accurate than the weathermen around here.

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I've been told it's going to be a long winter.

Well... my source of information is... birds. But all the same. 

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This is a first.

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Yeah. Maybe not. Let’s not do that.

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Aw, Hal. C'mon, it would be great. You'd look very handsome.

I was an angel this year, remember? Cliches are fun. S'il vous plait? 

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This is a first.

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Hopefully we’ll never have to find out if I can or can’t.

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There's always next Halloween.

Draw you on some whiskers, find you proper cat ears and a tail... 

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This is a first.

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I disagree. I can pull a lot of things of, but a tail…

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I don't know... I'm of the opinion you could pull just about anything off.

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This is a first.

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I’d rather not.

Merry Christmas, Kit. [smiles]

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But it would be funny.

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This is a first.

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I love it… Really. Thank you.

I don’t have a bushy tail to give you a hair from… And that wouldn’t be as lovely as one of your feathers. [laughs softly] Thank you.

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I... I'm glad. 

Oh, you with a tail. Imagine that. Merry Christmas, Hal. 

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This is a first.

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I’m sure I’ll love it.

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I... if you're sure.

[takes a crumpled envelope from her pocket, and opens it. She lifts a silver chain from the paper fold, on the end of it a long, stark white feather. It's clearly one from her own wings] It's... nothing really. But I felt bad. 

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This is a first.

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Don’t, it’s not your fault. I don’t have on either. I never celebrate Christmas anyway, so it’s not a problem at all.

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I do have... well, something. But it's not much of anything. If you'd like it.

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This is a first.

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It’s not a very festive Christmas, no…

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I'm... I'm sorry about not having a proper present, Hal... I feel terrible.

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This is a first.

I've never really had a Christmas that... doesn't feel anything like Christmas.