Stone Cold Metal

I'm Kit. 26. I live, breathe and bathe in Metal Music (mainly symphonic and folk). Nightwish is my favourite, followed closely by Brymir, Kamelot, Epica, Eluveitie, Ensiferum, Turisas, TYR, Finntroll, In Flames, Iced Earth, Sabaton, Alestorm Powerwolf and Blackguard, to name a few. I also enjoy Corgis, misty landscape pictures, gothic things, abandoned buildings, Lord of the Rings, beer, kittens, vikings, men with long hair, swords and sometimes other things. So that's what this blog consists of. Hot metal bands and also landscapes and fuzzy animals.

[theoriginalkittykatz-deactivate]

Literally me every time!!!!

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

Needless to say, I am HORRIFIED.

[thecottageinthedark]

‘All that you need to know about boars can be summed up in the fact that if you wish to hunt them, you must have a specially made boar spear. This spear has a crosspiece on it to prevent the boar from charging the length of the spear, driving it all the way through his own body, to savage the human holding the other end.’

-Boar and Apples, T. Kingfisher

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

fuck OFF

[palindromordnilap-deactivated20]

Note that pigs are also HUGE. So, yes, they ARE slightly larger pigs.

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

So I grew up in the city and have never seen a pig in real life and I just googled it and WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

I thought they were like labrador sized, like, fat labradors, not mini-cows.

[tokensouthernbelle]

every time I see this post there are more people discovering how fuck off huge pigs actually are and I love it I thought this was a thing everyone knew but clearly not and I’m laughing 

[stillwaterseas]

This is me with our Tamworth boar, a heritage breed closer to their wild cousins than the Yorkshire above. I am a fully grown, average sized human. He was a gentle sweetie who, sadly, is no longer with us. His name was Mr. Big. 

[dracofidus-deactivated20200523]

FUCK OFF

[coelasquid]

Forever laffin’ at people who don’t understand how enormous, terrifying, and tenacious wild boar are. 

They’re like if bears had knives protruding from their closed mouths and Didn’t Know When To Quit. Their survival instincts when they’re wounded aren’t “run away and minimize injury” it’s “take the thing that hurt you down with you” They also make sounds like someone crossed a pig with an alligator.

Their head and neck alone can be like the size of an entire human torso.

Also forever laffin’ at people who think pigs are tiny, ‘cause we designed those things can get in the neighbourhood of a thousand pounds in ideal circumstances. 

It’s like when people assume Tuna must be small because they’ve only ever experienced them in hockey puck form.

[ultralaser]

TUNA WTF

[spanishequestrian]

HOW COME PPL DON’T KNOW THESE THINGS

[vonmetternich-deactivated201910]

It will always confuse me that people don’t know lol

[black-brunswickers-deactivated2]

city people like me. they dont look so big in packets it’s confusing

[beautyofabandonedplaces]

Abandoned Highway Outside of Tulsa, OK [1080x1920]

[pyreo]

What does happen if you die in DnD? Do you just… stop coming to the sessions?

[maximum-overboner]

you die in real life.

[andisupreme]

#the dm takes you out the back and shoots you like a lame horse

[sweet-sapphics]

my cat is the u l t i m a t e ally

[fuckitandmovetobritain]

Scotland: Isle Of Skye & NW Scotland - The Quiraing, Sligachan Bridge, Glen Brittle/Fairy Pools, Kilt Rock, Eilean Donan Castle, Bealach Na Ba/Applecross, Mealt Falls/Kilt Rock, Loch Torridon, Loch Torridon, Bealach Na Ba/Meall Gorm 

[niknak79]

[r2--d2]

Noc Kupały by (pedro4d)

[happifying-things]

[beautyofabandonedplaces]

Abandoned treehouse in Redmond, Washington. All three of Steve Rondel’s children grew up before he could ever finish it. [550x757] [OS]

[alsayn-deactivated20190815]

k so story time:

i went to the local shakespeare festival (and by local, i mean on the other end of the state) and during the day i convinced my mother to go hiking with me because we were in the center of like four national parks

so we end up hiking this trail that sort of jack-knifes down the mountain and I end up climbing partway up a tree on the edge of the trail to see further out, so my smartass mother asks “legolas, what do your elf eyes see?”

and i, in my smarmy glory, go “they’re taking the hobbits to isengard!”

which is funny enough as is, but then the entire mountainside of hikers hidden in the trees goes “THEY’RE TAKING THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD-GARD-GARD-GARD-GARD! THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS, THE HOBBITS TO ISENGARD, TO ISENGARD!”

and that’s how an entire hiking trail of people who never actually saw one another convinced my mother i’m some sort of meme-summoning mountain troll

[fableprincess]

Oh Christ this made my day! XD

[aslowyear]

[lotrlorien]

               there is some GOOD in this world                 and i’ts worth FIGHTING FOR 

[coolkenack]

Not sure where this came from but funny

[elixmia-deactivated20250326]

@yggdrasill–

[thewomenandthechildren]

*ambiet throat singing*

[andallshallbewell]

Isle of Skye, Scotland

[humorstaff]