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it's incredible that you can say something as simple as "food should be free for everyone" and some prick spawns in to be like "ummmm ☝️🤓 how are you planning on financing this?" as if 99% of all the money in the world isn't in the pockets of 6 people

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Also, we literally throw away tons of food to maintain high prices artificially.

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Playing with some designs for stickers

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cinnamoroll smartphone charm / sanrio

#sanrio #queue

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Ultima Thule by Henrik Saxgren

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halsey: This euro summer run is gonna be historical for me. I’ve been waiting my entire life to become exactly who I am right now. THE GIRL IN THE TOWER…

#halsey

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they need to invent books you can crawl into and then live in forever

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Umamusume is an extremely funny series to introduce to someone because not only is the core premise absurd (gijinkas of famous Japanese racehorses who run races that mirror the careers of the horses they're based on while also being idols), but it feels like every other writing and worldbuilding decision is somehow even more absurd than the last

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The series takes place at what is ostensibly a high school but the umas have careers that occur years if not decades apart. The umas do not age, no one appears to ever leave Tracen Academy if they don't want to and there is no satisfying explanation for how this works

Despite, again, all of then ostensibly being in high school, some umas act like grown adults who pay taxes and others act like they're no more than 8 years old

Canonically, no one gambles on the uma races.

The creators had to patch some of the story dialogue because they accidentally created a timeline where the modern day Republic of Ireland has a monarchy

Super Creek wants you to do age regression with her because she likes playing mommy

Admire Vega had a twin sister who was aborted in the womb and said dead fetus is now a literal ghost that actively haunts her

Matikanefukukitaru also has a dead sister and she isn't being haunted but she does have religious psychosis

The creators get permission from the owners of all the horses before putting them in the game. The owner of Daiwa Scarlet allegedly approved her inclusion in the game on the one condition that she be given bigger boobs than her main rival, Vodka

Vodka drinks tea from a flask

Agnes Digital writes erotic friend fiction of the other umas

Streets have dedicated uma lanes

The Statue of Liberty is an umamusume

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