i am inimitable i am an original

morgan. 30.

[shut-up-gwen]

Ilya: this guy is cute, I should start a stationary bike race so he knows I want to get sweaty together

Ilya: that didn’t quite work. Maybe I should just give him the eye? While I tell him I hope he likes his new city?

Ilya: okay. But surely if I make him drink from my water bottle and brush his fingers when passing it over…?

Ilya: call him pretty. To his face. No way he can miss that

Ilya: desperate measures, I’ll have to tell him I orchestrated this whole ad campaign just so I could see him again

Ilya: WHAT IF I STARTED JERKING OFF IN THESE COMUNAL SHOWERS?

[alltoowille]

Yuna and David having watched their autistic son be so isolated all of his adult life and never having a happy relationship or close friends who understand his anxiety and then finding out that the man they’ve spent a decade hating on his behalf can casually talk him down from a panic attack in less than a minute

[hrgifs]

ilya 'needy top' rozanov

[cloudabserk]

he was bracing himself for bad news

[kitchensinkatbest]

a bit nervous to come off anon... but are you cool with me going through your tags and giving you some likes?

Absolutely :)

[b1uejeans-deactivated20241107]

[kitchensinkatbest]

It’s been a few years since I’ve been here… let’s see what happens

[kitchensinkatbest]

well somehow the tumblr gods got me here lol

and maybe you should get back into it :P

well hello there :)

maybe I will!

[kitchensinkatbest]

low key think you're hot

lolol, I haven’t posted anything here in years. Thanks tho 😘

[dropovers]

[mariakono]

i have a hot take about vine and tik tok if you allow me

[mariakono]

vine’s entire concept was “show don’t tell” while tik tok’s entire concept is “tell don’t show”

[mariakono]

might risk sounding like an Old Fart but i want to elaborate what i mean:

sometimes i will see Tiktoks that are just people talking to a camera about a thing that happened to them and then at the end… won’t even show the thing they’re talking about. they’re just talking to a camera. that or the few staged jokes take waaaaaay too much time to get to the punchline, and the punchline isn’t even funny (and the acting is bad)

meanwhile on vine, you only had 7 seconds, and in 7 seconds you could have anything happen, and a dude said “back at it at krispy kreme” and did backflips and kicked out a sign in his final flip and the video just cut with no explanation, and it was the greatest vine on earth

[hjgmilf]

dramione prompt: Rare magical illness

"I'm feeling weak."

"What's wrong, Draco?"

"I think I caught a rare magical illness."

Hermione touches his forehead, "You're not burning."

"Listen," Draco dramatically said, "I need a kiss right now or I'm going to die."

Hermione slaps his arm but kisses him anyway.

repost from Twitter

[eclecticbedouin]

[neotrances-deactivated]

i cant fucking take it anymore. (standing perfectly still, is not visibly stressed, appears normal)

[mindofthemage]

[sexygaywizard]

I hate when spellcheck tries to capitalize the word “god” or “christ” like bro I’m literally trying to use the lord’s name in vain over here, please DONT put some respect on his name

[googledocsdyke]

remember when you were 10 and you would hang out with your friends in order to Look At The Computer together like you went to their house and experienced the information superhighway together. and then leave

[mostlybats-partiallyrats]

How fucking old are you people?

[googledocsdyke]

normal amount