For years, blender drinks dominated the sales of bars everywhere. Brain-numbingly cold, undeniably fun and intentionally deceptive (cheap booze is well-masked with the syrupy flavors of many classic frozen drinks), frozen cocktails were a mainstay of cocktail culture.
Then came the classic cocktail renaissance of the last two decades, and blender drinks were persecuted early and often. Many of the reasons for denouncing the blender drink had merit: most examples of the genre were unbalanced and full of artificial ingredients.
But it’s also true that drinking culture may have thrown the baby out with the bathwater. We cast the tool aside, instead of just the recipes themselves. Luckily, the blender has regained a foothold in the cocktail community, and this time the results are quality all the way, relying on fresh ingredients and classic recipes.
Here are some guidelines to reuniting with your favorite frozen drinks at home.
The Blender: If money is no object, investing in a VitaMix will ensure perfectly blended cocktails every time. These powerful machines, indispensable among chefs, are the blender equivalent of a tank, and can purée anything thrown at them. If you’d rather ease into the category, consider an immersion blender like those made by Bamix.
The Ice: One of the biggest missteps in making frozen drinks is in adding the ice. Crushed ice is always the way to go; adding big cubes is hard on your blender and result in a pebbly consistency. No crushed ice on hand? Smash your cubes in a clean kitchen towel before adding them to the jar of the blender.
The Recipes: As a general rule, the best blender drinks are those that are typically shaken and contain a fair amount of citrus and sugar (margaritas and daiquiris, of course, fall into this category). Booze-forward drinks, like negronis or old fashioneds, can also be blended, but tweaking the recipe to add additional sugar and citrus juice are ideal to help the mixture freeze properly (too much booze will cause the drink to melt quickly). But our favorite gateway drink for the blender is a classic: the piña colada. With a few small details (two types of rum, fresh pineapple juice), it more than stands up to the test of time.
Âľ ounce Jamaican aged rum
2 ounces fresh pineapple juice
2 ounces cream of coconut
Pineapple wedge and cherry, for garnish
Blend the ingredients with a heaping cup of crushed ice until evenly pureed. Pour into a hurricane glass and garnish with a pineapple wedge and a cherry.