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Ivy wondered if it was real. Did Chuck have a wife? Or was he just nuts like so many of them were? Harley would probably know. Maybe Ivy would ask her if she could take her head out of the Joker’s ass for more than five minutes. If she didn’t know, maybe Ivy could spark her attentive side that had an interest in things other than clowning around and letting the Joker hit her. She furrowed her brow as he self-deprecated, considering him. “Why do you think you’re a joke?” She asked. “Is it the kite thing?” It was probably the kite thing.
“I hate you marginally less than most people,” she allowed. “Because you don’t piss me off by acting like such a beetle.” It was true. He was strange, and he was a little bit bumbling, but she didn’t dislike him half as much as so many other humans who didn’t care at all about anything but themselves. There weren’t many people that would rescue a yellow carnation and bring it to her for saving, after all. Most wouldn’t even care.
“It’s the life force of plants,” she explained. “Like a network of roots communicating and interconnecting. But it’s not so easily explained. I just… feel it. The Green is prehistoric. Older than life beyond plants. And it demands attention from me often.” She caught the change in his eyes again and her interest piqued once more. Definitely wanted to talk to Harley. Maybe they could steal his files from Arkham. A little road trip back home.
“Like i said,” she answered, “Lucy will be staying with me.” She thought that explained very clearly how safe Harley thought her child was with her father. “Joker isn’t capable of mercy, Chuck,” she said. “He saw an opportunity in you. Makes sense, given how much he pays you to do for him.”
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“Hmm? Oh no! It’s just the truth, see remember when Mr. Joker and Riddler were having that huge fight in Gotham? Making everyone choose sides? Batman made me get involved to try and figure out what Mr. Joker was doing, Riddler got mad and the Charlie went away for a while. When he came back I was Kite Man.” he grinned, “Then Ridder and Batman took out all Mr. Joker’s people except me cause they knew I was the weak joke who’d tell’em where Mr. Joker was... I did too.” he shrugged, “But I made kites they messed with Riddler’s people too, so neither of’em won in the end!”
“That’s better than I usually get! See? You’re nice to me.” he laughed, “Aren’t beetles important to nature though?” Chuck asked, rubbing the back of his head, “Or is that bees? Well probably both.” he said, nodding to himself. “Bugs are pretty cool. I liked to look at’em when I was a kid, I was outside a lot anyway cause of my kites.” His Grandad had taught him and he’d taught Charlie, it was nice to pass the skill on.
“Huh, so all plants talk to each other?” he asked, not really understanding it, “And you can poke your head in and listen to talk to’em as well? That’s cool! Hey, do plants like it when people sing to’em? I think I heard that once...” he trailed off, tilting his head and going glassy eyed for a moment as he watched Charlie play, flitting from plant to plant and being careful not to step on any trailing leaves or vines.
“Well that’s good, you’re clearly a great Momma, look at all the plants.” he chuckled. “Huh... Well an opportunity is more than most people would see in me.” he shrugged, “So I’mma still take that as a win.” He didn’t get many after all. “So, if there anything I can do to help while I’m here?” he asked brightly, willing to lend a hand if he could.











