Haii!! ˃͈◡˂͈ I'm Kittie, here I post about my yumeship, art and fanfics! (Probably mainly sfw since NSFW is strangely hard to write)
If you have a request for anything, TELL ME! I'll do it when I find motivation, I will try post at least once each week but I don't know if it'll work out since, obviously, I'm human.
Fandoms I will make ONLY sfw content of - Vocaloid, Needy streamer overload
Fandoms I will make ONLY nsfw of - none so far
Fandoms I will make BOTH sfw and nsfw of - die of death, forsaken
Just a little bit about me! My pronouns are she/they, I'm bisexual, my favourite colour is baby blue, my current favourite artist is Ayesha Erotica anddd I am a sharing yumeshipper with Bassie from Dandys world and Celestia Ludenburg
When Taunt first saw you he just.. Froze up completely, usually he'd be oh so cocky but when he saw you doing.. God knows what he just froze, while Hotdog was speaking to him he noticed he didn't get a response, repeating his question until he started to shake Taunt out of it, when Taunt finally stopped day dreaming he asked Hotdog who that "fine BABE" is. Which.. Hotdog just face planted to.
CONFESSION
Taunt's confession was REALLY awkward. He got you a batch of flowers, knocked on your door in the pouring rain then asked you out in one breath, you couldn't even tell what he was saying from how fast he was speaking but somehow you still ended up dating him!
SFW HEADCANONS
• Taunt's love language is physical affection and words of affection
• Taunt is either really REALLY flirty and confident or an awkward manfailure who tries to act like a gentlemen but gets flustered, even if you dont make a move back
• If you're like, really really shy he will try to do small things for you such as do the talking while your ordering food, speaking up for you and just overall trying to be a good boyfriend
• He LOVES cuddles. no matter your body type he will cuddle up with you in bed for the whole day whether he's had a bad day at work or not (if you two don't live together he finds his way to your house and begs to have a sleepover just so he can cuddle with you)
• He struggles with pretty bad attachment issues but your the only person he's ever told, he always brings bracelets or just anything you give him pretty much every where he goes so he doesn't get anxious
• If you two live together, just know he's really obnoxious at night. He either wakes you up by getting out of bed to grab a 'glass of water', starts whining about how cold he is or just starts giggling for no reason..
• Taunt really likes showing you off and bragging to you about his friends to the point you have to deliberately tell him to stop, if you don't tell him to stop all he talks about is you
• He literally loves animals and wished he could have a zoo while living in the same house as you, or at least one pet. His favourite animal is a cat (Specifically a tabby)
• Taunt has L RIZZ!! His pick up lines are horrendous it makes you laugh more than blush, unless you're like really gullible
NSFW HCS
BEFORE YOU READ THIS, PLEASE NOTE THIS IS *NSFW* IF YOU GET UNCOMFORTABLE EASILY PLEASE DON'T READ THIS
• Taunt has a little amount of experience, he's had a few girlfriends before and had sex once but he's never really engaged in anything serious
• He's a boob man. Whether seeing them clothed or naked he has to stop himself staring at his partners tits, feeling really guilty if he does it outside of an intimate moment and immediately starts apologizing for hours
• Taunt's pace varies depending on the person, if it's someone more weak who submisses to him he'll go in a now too fast but not too slow pace but if they're more strong and are disobeying to him constantly he 'punishes' them by going hard
• He hopes for kids sometime soon but he doesn't at the same time, he wants to raise a baby with you but doesn't want to see them struggle with mental health as a teenager
• He's into heavy dirty talk, literally nothing he says during intimacy is PG
• Taunt also REFUSES to let you touch yourself; if your hand inches near your inner thigh? Ties you up. If your hand starts moving to stroke yourself? Ties you up. If your hand even HOVERS over an intimate area of yours he ties you up. He should be the one doing that
• He's really useless if your riding him. He just puts his arms behind his head and relaxes as you bounce on top of him
““For my next trick.. I shall make ALL of roblixia disappear!”
(Just note this is for age regressors and for fun, NOT FUCKING AGE PLAY!)
Artful would be a pretty caring parent! He'd teach you magic tricks and make sure to bring you as much comfort as possible. If your stressed he'll help sort out the situation, if you are bored he'll teach you magic tricks or preform for you, if you feel sick he'll sit beside your bed to make sure you're okay and let you stay off school(if you do go to school!)
• Considering most children learn off their parents, he tries his to teach you about boundaries and respect. He'd hate to have a child that is disrespectful because of inspiration from him
• If your ever outside with him he gives you his music box to hug tightly when you can't find him, with previous experiences of working as a babysitter to earn money as a teenager he KNEW children struggled with attachment issues, so he'd do anything to comfort you
• Artful sometimes does face paint on you, not for you to look good just to get better at face painting and for fun! Usually it's something to do with clowns or jesters
• Speaking of clowns, he has a spare red wig and if your not afraid of them he'll act like an idiot in clown makeup and a clown wig, it cheers you up quite quickly
• Artful would never judge you for anything your scared of, scared of heights, the ocean, trying new things? Ok you won't have to face them until your ready.
• He also owns a few cosplays, so he will act in character or cosplay them during Halloween to match with you
(P.S: I babysit my friend's sister a lot and she always asks me to cosplay sailor moon and act in character it's so fun!)
• Artful tries his best to avoid leaving you alone somewhere, though sometimes you get lost and if that does happen? He searches everywhere and as SOON as he finds you he will take you on a quiet room to check if your okay
