DRUGS AND CANDY

keturah von schweetz ☆ nineteen ☆ daughter of vanellope von schweetz ❝ i heard that you've been having some trouble finding your place in the world, i know how much that hurts. and if you need a friend, then please just say the word. ❞

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

even as she made herself comfortable in the trolley, she held a soft grip on ket’s hand. “oh, no, babe, i gotta die from like a hydra attack or something. does hercules have no kids? where are my arch-enemies?” she huffed. “and, nah, there won’t be a funeral. there’ll be a party. i’m gonna be a full god, remember?”

ket smiled and leaned against the trolley, doing her best to push it while still holding on to mak’s hand. “but dying sounds --- not fun.” she made a face at the thought of mak dying. “but i can be your arch-enemy. right here, right now.” she joked, laughing softly. “ooh, right ~ can i help plan the party? i’m great at party-planning.”

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

“KET – KET, KET, KET –” she screamed, arms flailing to grab on to some shelf so the trolley would stop rolling. mak grabbed onto ket’s hand and held onto it tight. “– oh, no, i have a theory actually. if i die, that might be the time i get my immortality back. but then again, dying in costco doesn’t sound too legendary.”

“I GOT YOU, I GOT YOU ---” ket shrieked, holding on tightly to mak’s hand tightly. she crinkled her nose and let out a small giggle. “not legendary? a costco death sounds like the best death.” she smiled. “imagine a costco funeral.”

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

( @kitketvschweetz ) “i’m gonna do it, i’m gonna climb in,” mak said, already throwing one long, gangly leg over the costco trolley so she could step in. “dirty fucking dancing right here, everybody – ACK –” she yelped, falling on her butt. 

ket let out a loud laugh as mak tried to climb into the trolley. “mak --- ah!” she let out a small shriek as mak fell and the trolley went rolling. i could have held the trolley in place, you know?” she giggled, offering a hand to the girl. “so you could climb in without dying.”

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: CUTE COLOURED DUMPLINGS !!

mak: HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES ITS LIKE DIRTY DANCING ATCOSTCO

mak: wow im too excited for costco

mak: shh i'll kill her

mak: YESSS ILL OPEN A PANCAKE PLACE

mak: my future has been set i now have a goal thank u ket

mak: just a quiz test thing onwhat we've learned so far this sem like its only been a few weeks damnit

mak: 1 2 3 4 5 7 BOOM DONE

ket: I WANT CUTE COLOURED DUMPLINHS !!

ket: DIRTY DANCING: COSTCO EDITION

ket: omg same i'm so excite to go to costco w u :')

ket: but u don't gotta kill her

ket: OMG PLS IT'LL BE THE BEST PANCAKE BLESS EVER !!

ket: ur welcome mak :')

ket: it's only been like. a month !! i have learned nothing !!

ket: 6 IS GONE I FEEL BLESSED

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: costco's free samples give me LIFE tbh

mak: have u had those coloured dumplings they were so fucking cute i died

mak: LETS GO TO COSTCO BB

mak: um?? i'll kill her??? you're the real blue bitch now??

mak: IT RLY IS TBH, PANCAKES AT MAK'S = HEAVEN

mak: tbh like same tho - 6

mak: it hasnt been BAD but its not like the BEST either. i should be studying lmao but energy???

mak: i hate these kinds of days

mak: the '6' days

ket: sAME AJSJHAGHD

ket: no??? coloured dumplings??? cUTE COLOURED DUMPLINGS??? SIGN ME TF UP

ket: LETS GO TO COSTCO WE'LL HAVE THE TIME OF OUR LIVES BOO

ket: omg mak pls u don't need to kill her ily but pls

ket: CAN U OPEN A PANCAKE PLACE??? IHOP WHO???????

ket: why do '6' days gotta exist :(

ket: l feel that sm !!!!!

ket: what do u gotta study for??? :(

ket: lets hold a vote to get rid of the number '6'

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: nOOO OMG ITS FINE IM JUST SURPRISED LMAO

mak: more things to discOVERR

mak: like ive never been to walmart!! i thought i had but it was costco!!

mak: BLUE BITCH !!!!! AZURE BITCH !! SAPPHIR EBITCH

mak: FOREVER WARM PANCAKES.

mak: i am an Advertisement

mak: anyway hows ur day been

mak: on a scale from 1 to 10

ket: all the things to discover!!!!! :')

ket: gasps you've never been to walmart!! :ooo

ket: okay but i love costco bc of the free samples

ket: can we go there just for the free samples pls

ket: IT MEEEEEE !!!

ket: what if one day the Real Blue Bitch confronts me wHAT THEN

ket: THAT SOUNDS LIKE HEAVEN THO?????

ket: the best Advertisement i ever did see

ket: my day has been a .........

ket: 6

ket: how has ur day been??? scale 1 to 10

[beastly-prince-dominic-blog]

"i’d love to relax but that’s just not realistic.” // kitket!!

“Why not?” Dominic couldn’t help but reply. 

@kitketvschweetz

[kitketvschweetz]

beastly-prince-dominic:

He tilted his head understanding what she meant. “Well, just make time to relax. I do it all of the time.”

“i try, but ...” she crinkled her nose. “i don’t know. there’s just always something going on and ... and i’m not very good at relaxing, i guess.” she sighed.

[kitketvschweetz]

opheliaw:

ophelia nodded slowly, letting ket process what she was saying. there was no need to rush. “i think it’s more of letting it off your chest, and knowing that someone’s there to help you if you need it. you’re not alone anymore, you know? sometimes it helps a lot, sometimes it only helps a little, and sometimes it doesn’t help right away, but you know i’m gonna be here forever. i’m not going anywhere.”

ket rubbed her eyes with the sleeves of her furry, pink sweater. she appreciated ophelia trying to help, she just didn’t know how to show it. “thank you, ‘phelia,” she said softly. she bunched her lips at one side in thought. “i just ... i feel like something’s wrong with me, and i can’t make it right.” she felt as if she really was a glitch.

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

mak bunched her lips to one side, nodding thoughtfully. “so your bro’s pretty much awol. why are all the men in our lives leaving, huh?” she scoffed, before shaking her head at herself. “but, hey, i know what being out of control feels like. people say to just calm down but seriously just being calm makes it worse, i think. you get restless,” she frowned. the frown stayed on her face until she heard ket say she was her everything and then she laughed, covering her face with her hands. “– noooooo, now you’ve reached maximum corn –” she said, lifting her foot to poke ket’s shoes gently. “people-watching at walmart sounds first-class, you gotta take me one day. anything to get out of this depressing dump.”

ket nodded, giving a small sigh. “yeah, pretty much.” she missed her brother, she did, but life had changed and they had changed too --- she had learned to accept it. she had learned to be okay with it. she crinkled her nose. “--- but, hey, we don’t need them. who needs men when i’ve got you?” she said, trying for a smile. “and exactly. it just ... it doesn’t help anything. nothing helps, i feel like.” she puffed out her cheeks, running a hand through her bright red locks. she smiled when mak laughed, letting out a soft giggle of her own. “corn is my specialty --- right behind sweets, of course.” she gave a playful wink at mak before bursting into a small fit of laughter. “it’s real wild, but, yeah, we should go someday soon.”

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: YES BITCH THE REAL BLUE BITCH

mak: what whatw ahywgagw you've never had ice cream with pANCAKES

mak: BITCH !!!

mak: next time i see u we're having pancakes with ice-cream

mak: but yes honestly like??? eating pillows?? and i can always keep them warm bc of my powers, they will N E V E R get cold

ket: I FEEL SO HONOURED?????

ket: i've never had ice cream with pancakes i'm sORRY AJHSGJHDA

ket: BLUE BITCH !!!***

ket: okay yes i like this plan

ket: NEVER get cold??? forever WARM pancakes???

ket: ^ omg that sounds like an advertisement

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: u cant see me rn but im bowing 😎😎😎

mak: u can be blue bitch ur now officially blue bitch

mak: WILL THE REAL BLUE BITCH PLS STAND UP !! (thats you)

mak: waffles are gooood i had them once but tbh i prefer pancakes bc theyre sooooooffttt

mak: and u can have them with ice-cream and thats just asdjsjsnnsb

ket: u can't see me rn but im applauding!!!!! [ clapping emoji x3 ]

ket: gasps im blue bitch!!!

ket: U CANT SEE ME BUT iM STANDING I AM THE REAL BLUE BITCH

ket: omg i always preferred pancakes too!!! like. the're like lil pillows

ket: i have never??? had ice cream with pancakes :ooo

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: ashsjsnjsbsn its not mine but tHANK YOUUU

mak: its so bad omg but

mak: [ pic of joke on bathroom wall, signed by 'blue bitch' ]

mak: idk who blue bitch is but she's great

mak: anyway i saw it and thought of u, do they have waffles at sugar rush

ket: bUT UR DELIVERY OF THE JOKE WAS PERFECT

ket: best joke i've ever heard 10/10

ket: u know, i wish i was as funny as blue bitch

ket: i wish i was blue bitch

ket: omg that's so sweet ily

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: HOW WAFFLE

mak: !!!!!!!!!!!!

ket: [ laughign emoji x3 ]

ket: how waffle !!!!!!!

ket: omg mak u tell the best jokes i love u and ur jokes :'D

[kitketvschweetz]

mak → ket

mak: hey ket i got a joke, someone wrote it on a wall in the toilets but thats irrelevant

mak: what did aunt jemima say when she ran out of pancakes???

ket: i love jokes!! :D

ket: ........

ket: i don't know!! what did she say?? :D

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

mak rolled her eyes good-naturedly at ket’s little song. she put it down to ket never seeing her mad or on a rampage. now she kind of wanted to keep it that way. had bain left because she was too high-maintenance? her laughter became awkward a bit as the thought came to her mind, and she blinked to try and get back to the good mood she was in. ket’s glitching was enough to distract her. “how’s the whole glitch thing going? i saw hershey pulling a neo from the matrix in the library a few weeks ago. gods, he got in so much trouble, i never saw him again since,” she added with a hum. “everyone wants to run over zane,” she chuckled. mak’s eyes sparkled a little at ket’s last words, sitting up straighter in her chair. “ooohh, BABE, now you’re talking. i’m your hot girl and your thunder?” she gasped. “ya know, we should hang out more, ket, even if you are terrible for my ego. and, of course, perks of daily hanging with mak aidoneus: you get amazing shopping days, trips to milan, and revenge-on-speed-dial. i’m your gal,” she winked.

at mak’s question, ket made a face and shook her head. “not great. ever since the whole ... ursula thing, i can’t really control it right --- last i heard from hershey, he was having trouble with his, too, but ...” she shrugged. “i haven’t heard from him since.” she puffed out her cheeks. after a moment, she smiled and pulled her her feet up onto the chair, wrapping her arms around her legs and resting her chin on her knees. “you are. you’re my everything,” she joked, giggling softly. “we should definitely hang out more.” she smiled. “and please, i don’t need any perks --- we could go people watching at walmart and i’d still be happy to be hanging with you.”

[kitketvschweetz]

opheliaw:

ophelia nodded slowly, letting ket hide her face. as much as she wished ket had told her, she was just glad she was confiding in her now. “there are things you can do to help that, you know. telling someone,” she pointed to herself, “is the first step.”

ket listened to ophelia, but she didn’t really know how to reply. giving a dramatic sigh, she rolled back over to look at her friend. “i know, i know ... i’ve seen things on line that say that telling someone helps, but ---” again, she sighed. “--- but how does it help?”

[kitketvschweetz]

makariax:

“ah, puh-lease –” mak waved her hand lazily in the air. “i scare everyone.” she liked it most of the time, but she also had to keep herself funny and glamorous because of it. otherwise, she sometimes scared herself with the things her temper could do. mak was holding up her chocolate milk when she started to laugh, making the milk splash out of the bottle. “– ACK, oh my god –” she laughed harder as she tried to wipe the milk off her sleeve with her other sleeve. “i feel like i should be worried about making you want to kill people, but it’s also kind of awesome. join the wild side,” she said, doing finger guns back. “so i’ll be the hot girl in the car, right? i like it,” mak closed her eyes and nodded in satisfaction.

ket scrunched up her nose, giggling softly. “but you don’t scare meee~” she sing-songed, smiling softly. come to think of it, she had never been scared of mak. she’d adored mak from the very beginning. when the milk started splashing, the small girl let out a tiny squeal, glitching a bit in surprise. ultimately, she burst into a fit of giggles as she watched the other try to clean up the milk. “it’s fine --- i wanted to run zane over for the first few weeks after i’d met him,” she laughed. “i’m the wildest.” she took a drink of her strawberry milk. “of course. but, i mean, you’re also my other half --- my thunder. so you’re more than just the hot girl in the car.” she hummed.