[memeuplift]

[donnasweettttttttt]

as a child of divorce few things are as funny to me as the concept of alimony like you have to pay your ex-wife recompense for the crime of being a fail husband

[steveyockey]

[jaubaius]

No way out

[bogleech]

idiot jail for ignorant beasts

[lochnutmonster]

Sisyphus

[chortlebot]

one must imagine sisyphus ouppy

[vaporwavecorp]

3DS found with erosion and barnacles found while diving

[dragon-in-a-fez]

some octopus had 900 hours in Pokemon Alpha Sapphire and you just fuckin stole his 3DS

[patatoscope]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[animentality]

[fuck-customers]

[animentality]

[jethroq]

[honey-nut-scooter]

Slippin’ through my fingers all the time…

[wizardelf]

[ddaviidd-deactivated20160814]

[weavemama]

shoutout to all high school dropouts, students who didn’t get accepted into college, students who used to be on honor roll but became overwhelmed, students who study for hours but still fail tests, or student who don’t study at all due to depression/anxiety, you are all stars and I’m wishing y'all the best luck possible to get back on your feet

[danielhowell]

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