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Hi I'm Jacob and I love you

[kaijuno]

The beautiful chaos of watching 12 frantic astrophysics students try to save a theoretical astronaut from falling into a black hole. I’ve never seen a group of people work so quickly and efficiently before.

[loves-a-good-story]

is the theoretical astronaut okay?

[kaijuno]

Yes! We saved him! He’s a little taller though…

[yo-daddys-my-bitch]

May the 10 of Pentacles bless your account with more money than you can spend. 💵✨

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

10 of Pentz came thruuu

[violaslayvis]

Omg this actually works!!! Thank you 10 of Pentacles!!!

[borkdork]

I could seriously use this money right now….

[ashashi-corner]

Please give me my refund of 400$ soon…

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

I feel obligated to reblog this every time it shows up in my dash

[hermes-is-my-homeboy]

No bragging, just 100% floored and grateful. Work hard, maintain a positive attitude, and believe that anything can happen.

[mchashimi]

So I reblogged this exactly a week ago because I thought it was funny and uh lo and behold, a family friend wrote me a big ol’ check just to help me out of a tough financial spot AND my bank refunded me $32 for fees they’d originally taken out. SO UH YEAH. Reblogging this again in hopes that it brings equally good fortune to my followers.

[penprp]

Sure why not? Jobs bring in money and prosperity…

[facts-i-just-made-up]

Reblog IF you are in Los Angeles AND would like to get dinner with me OR you have an EEL in your SOCK DRAWER*

*The Eel must be named Herbert to qualify.

[estelles-remade-deactivated2018]

umm i need reassurance that my presence is wanted but i can’t ask for reassurance because that’s really Embarrassing and it wouldn’t feel genuine if i asked for it

[willinq]

me: *talks about something im excited/passionate about*

literally everyone ever:

[catasters]

[e-seal-deactivated20210319]

I was today years old when I learned [blatantly incorrect information]

[nightmargin]

painted my favorite cat memes

[i-am-a-fish]

you woke up today!

+15 gay points

[dankmemeuniversity]

[memes-to-show-my-therapist]

My therapist: we need to talk about your childhood

My brain:

[tinypixiie]

frogs frogs frogs frogs frogs frogs frogs

[ludvigj]

[femmedesyeuxnoirs]

[valtsv]

[miseducatedmelanicmuse]

[adamsmasher]

hi I’m a therapist some people come to me to break down severe childhood trauma some people come to me because their job is super stressful some people come to me because they’re worried all the time about stuff that they know they shouldn’t be worried about but they worry anyway some people come to me because they’re bad at focusing some people come to me because their mom said they should but they’re enjoying the experience anyway what i’m saying is there is no wrong time, reason, or explanation to come see a therapist. we’re ready for you.

[starfire003]

Reblogging because someone probably needs to hear this.

[ommanyte]

I’m going to make a new font called Times New Bastard

[ommanyte]

It’s Times New Roman but every seventh letter is jarringly sans serif

[bouquetoftwelve]

[val-ritz]

With one line you activated every bone in my body and all of them are in attack mode