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Mary go round at home 🏡

Forget what she’s wearing, are we just going to ignore the sheer strength she displayed? Sis is holding herself up extended her torso to an obtuse angle and did a situp with a child and didn’t slip a millimeter. 👀👀👀

drtanner

Poledancers are fucking hardcore, man. The haters have no idea.

bi-outlook-on-life

🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

kittieandthecat

this seat hurts SO bad the first times you try it.. and she picks up a child on top. as to how she keeps spinning - it’s a spinning pole, not a static one.

zookreep

This is the Jobs Turtle of Good Luck. Reblog to hear back from your dream job

markparham

You Are Going To Have So Much Success In 2018 (pass it on)

blythebaird

I am trying to see things in perspective. My dog wants a bite of my peanut butter chocolate chip bagel. I know she cannot have this, because chocolate makes dogs very sick. My dog does not understand this. She pouts and wraps herself around my leg like a scarf and purrs and tries to convince me to give her just a tiny bit. When I do not give in, she eventually gives up and lays in the corner, under the piano, drooping and sad. I hope the universe has my best interest in mind like I have my dog’s. When I want something with my whole being, and the universe withholds it from me, I hope the universe thinks to herself: “Silly girl. She thinks this is what she wants, but she does not understand how it will hurt.

THEORIES ABOUT THE UNIVERSE by Blythe Baird (via alunit)

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kittieandthecat

since I'm on the hunt, that’d be nice.

orbit-publishing

Do you dare to go into the water? INTO THE DROWNING DEEP by Mira Grant (aka @seananmcguire) is available this week in hardcover, ebook, and audio formats!

kittieandthecat

I read the first two chapters and they were awesome! Can’t wait for my copy to arrive!