worm immortality team

[nohoperadio]

You know that thing would eat you if you died, right? *pointing to the false image of you that others perceive*

[snoozmu]

This is literally my fav drawing I've made in forever, im so proud of the colors on this😭

[kerbrobro]

Let's all make our cats take a big, stinky pill for no reason

[kerbrobro]

[rickybabyboy]

come on

[sphygmics]

the job hunt is going so bad that all you can really do is dream of being tied down, streamed for 5 hours hours a day, hooked up to various tip activated fucking machines and vibrators and nipple pumps, not allowed to be untied for any reason until the time is up

[ralfmaximus]

My new work email sig block.

[unification]

i know we're not supposed to say this but i literally love being alone and going on the computer

[genicecream]

blood and guts

[appleseason]

are you a fascinating creature?

Yea LOL They Put Me In Test Tupes And Shit

[creekfiend]

you ever meet someone and it's just like oh wow this person needs a visit from the divorce fairy

[flunkett]

i had a dream that this guy was looking for a bathroom and he found one labeled "god" and thought "..well surely not" so he entered and god was in there washing his god hands and was all like "u cant be in here 😠" and started like flinging tap water at him but because hes god the water kept turning into wine and the guy was like dude what the hell stop flinging wine at me

[pjackk]

My sapphic ass just missed the toilet bowl & slipped in the puddle & fractured muy hulking iron body & now im too crying to get up now theres bugs crawling on me everywhere cuz i spilled my slurpy on my shirt 5 days ago & they want the sugars stuck in it wich i dont even blame them for at all

[blue-pikmin-gaming]

WHY is there a huge exspolion ebery time i cut an atom in half. is it me? am i th prabelm?

[ewaneneollav]

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[pjackk]

and metal of body

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HOLY SHIT PJACK??????

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

HE WAS BACK FOR THREE HOURS, RESPONDED TO MY POST, AND THEN DIED AGAIN????

[stupidestasshole]

Thank You for jacking off my amazing digital penis

[prokopetz]

You know, when I've remarked that a lot of the responses to my posts feel like people are just plucking out keywords they think they recognise based on the shape of them and replying to what they imagine the post says based on that, the possibility never occurred to me that this is actually how many American schools are currently teaching kids to read.

[prokopetz]

Like, my assumption this whole time has been that when folks go "I misunderstood this post that says [thing] as saying [unrelated thing] because I mistook [word] for [completely different word that happens to start with the same letter]", that was a bit. What do you mean they're teaching kids a reading method that's tailored to produce this exact error?

[buggyhuman]

Three cueing. Once you learn about it, a whole lot of very frustrating online discourse with US Americans makes so much sense 😭

How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers

For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have

[lone-pylon]

Ahh what the hell, gimme another unnamed layer! I ain't driving!