walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home

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Stranger Things

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Today's Document
"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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noise dept.
RMH
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oozey mess
Xuebing Du
Misplaced Lens Cap
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@kittiebones
walk into the club like wait nevermind can we go home
It’s been well over a year since my last login
Hello, tumblr universe. If any of my old followers are still active, do say hello!
Hear ye, hear ye. Let it be known that on this May 15th of 2016, we two did accidentally become irl friends.
GUYS ITS SCARF SEASON
ITS STILL NINETY FUCKING DEGREES OUTSIDE BUT DAMMIT ITS SCARF SEASON
i have no idea what she’s saying but #mood
“Your bra strap is showing” “Really?”
Yea! Rejoice! For it was on this blessed day in the year 1967 that our foremothers watched two men roll around on the hot desert sand and decreed, “Let there be gay.”
Originally posted by captaincrusher
[For those who don’t understand the reference: this is about the 49th anniversary of the Star Trek TOS episode Amok Time.
This is the episode where Spock goes in pon farr, where he is literally biologically compelled to mate, kill, or, die. Spock does none of these things except to roll around on the sands of Vulcan and grind on Kirk.
This was the episode that sparked the entire idea of slash in our foremothers’ minds.]
Know thy roots.
history is so important
and on the day the first spock/kirk fic was written, verily did the first reader gaze upon it in wonder and speak:
Peter Nicolai Arbo “Asgardsreien / The wild Hunt of Odin”, 1872
@cunogenos omfg they’re on to usss
What is going on?!
So yesterday, Dwight found half a joint in the parking lot. Which is unfortunate because, as it turns out, Dwight finding drugs is a lot more dangerous than most people using drugs.
Potions class
This is what I do on snapchat :(
Hogwarts freshmen be like: Excuse me, um, ma'am yes I have a question. Um. Don’t only the witches ride the brooms? I mean - I’m not, y'know. I’m just saying.
Hogwarts freshmen 2: [with a lisp] leviosa! I, no, I have - I have a lisp. I can’t really pronounce things. [still with a lisp] Leviosa! I-I’m trying.
Hogwarts freshmen 3: Now you said the bathrooms were three doors down on your right, right? Well there’s a three headed dog in there. I’m not sure if that’s the ladies room or whatev. Why don’t we have maps?
Hogwarts freshmen 4: waitlisted: Are y'all gonna get anymore owls? Because I mean, yeah, see, he’s too tiny and he’s not as fast - he’s not as cool as, you know, the other owls.
Hogwarts freshmen 5: Hi, do y'all have regular skittles? I mean, I bought some yesterday and all of them turned into birds. I just want REGULAR SKITTLES.
THIS WOMAN HAS STOLEN MY HEART
"When Shelley's corpse washed ashore, a friend identified it by a copy of Keats's 1820 volume in the coat pocket, which he knew Shelley had taken with him. Then, after cremation in which Shelley's heart, hardened by calcium, did not burn, this same friend snatched it from the embers and presented it to Mary Shelley, who kept it thereafter in her desk, wrapped in a copy of 'Adonais."
Here’s your morbid literary fact of the day.
jesus christ, i will never be this goth.
Dumb customers (Sarah Schauer)
THIS IS IT THIS IS WORKING FOOD SERVICE
I LOVE HER VINES
@420meme-machine
An app that crashes your phone