#flawless

kitty wilde the bitch you wish you could be. semi-selective kitty wilde indie blog from glee. written by allie

[kitty-wilde]

semi-selective kitty wilde indie blog. canon glee muse. 

written by allie. twenty eight. gmt + 13. 

[kitty-wilde]

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as much as hyde told himself he wasn’t into it, at the end of the day, he was only human, and the hot cheerleader thing, well it was hot. and kitty had a certain way about her that drove him a little crazy. she was smart, hot headed, stubborn, just stuck up enough to pique his interest, and at least around most people, she acted like she was totally out of his league, and that, was hot. plus lately, he’d had a thing for college girls, he loved the way they argued, all that book learning, all that knowledge and untapped passion, and he never minded being the one to tap it. the stimulating conversation was almost as good as the sex, and kitty was a whole different breed when it came to debate and arguing. as much as he hated to admit it, he liked her…a lot, which was the only reason he found himself at a football game, sitting in the stands watching her dance around in her little outfit, cheering for a bunch of meatheads that he’d rather not get to know in anyway, ever. it was why he found himself waiting around after and even cracking a smile when he watched kitty break from her group of gleeful cheerleaders and make her way over to where he stood, leaned back against his poorly aged camaro and why he pulled her into his arms when she reached him, “you’re right. i really did enjoy that.” he spoke sarcastically, rolling his eyes as she scowled up at him, “well…there was one part in enjoyed, he pulled back to give her a once over and smirked, “think you can pull out the uniform again later? a private show would really help me appreciate the art of cheerleading.”

tonight, she hadn’t been putting on a show as much as she’d been proving a point. hyde could think what he wanted about football players, but no one actually came to these games for sweaty dudes throwing a ball - the cheerleaders were the main attraction. she was the main attraction. to drag him along she had told hyde to think of it as foreplay, there would be a whole stadium of desperate frat boys wanting to take her home and yet, he would be given that blessed honor. it was hyde’s stubbornness that had initially drawn kitty in, his ability to seemly not care had gotten under her skin. honestly, he was like a parasite. a stupidly attractive parasite who knew he could get whatever he wanted with one charming smirk. two could play at that game though, and it was a game kitty was totally down to win. 

“oh please,” she retorted with a half smile, leaning up and placing a kiss on his cheek. as he pulled back, kitty took a step back to give him a better view. “yeah? you like what you saw.” there was that stupid smirk again. kitty met his eyes with confidence, knowing that she 100% kicked ass today - as she does every day, obviously. “depends... what am i getting in return? a ten out of ten body like this and talent like mine isn’t free, babe.” 

[kitty-wilde]

STARTER CALL 

like this if you want a starter and ill write one based on a plot i have in my tags. (or you can send me one if you have one in mind)

totally oc and crossover friendly xo

[emerallllds]

i want a ‘you’ve been dating my brother, but he clearly doesn’t appreciate you, so ive come to save the day even though i’m entirely sure i’d be worse for you’ kind of plot.

[damagedhearts-indie-blog]

plot: you accidentally set fire to something in your apartment but it’s okay i ran across the hall in my pjs cos i’m actually a firefighter and i helped you get out and now we’re outside and it’s freezing so lets just hold each other as we introduce ourselves - hey, i’m your new neighbour - do you often set things on fire?? cos if so we should hang out more for safety purposes not cos you’re hella cute or anything

[pomegrcnctes-blog]

celeb / non-celeb aus tho

“i’m your biggest fan so i snuck backstage to meet you after a show, but it turns out your security guards are a lot tougher than they look, so now i’m being shouted at/possibly tased and now you’re walking by and oh god this isn’t how i wanted this to go” au

“i entered a contest to be your plus one to an event and wtf i actually won?!” au

“i’m trying to start a celebrity gossip blog and you are an effing trainwreck so now i’m lowkey stalking you in hopes of getting a humiliating story” au

“it’s the middle of the night on a saturday and i’ve been thrown into holding by the cops and am i high or did i just get thrown into the same holding cell as a celebrity???” au

“of all the cars in the world for me to have tried to steal, it had to be YOURS?” au

“i’m an extra in a movie/music video that you’re starring in and idec if you’re super famous and i’m a nobody, plz notice me” au

alternatively, “i’m just an extra, but the star has a crush on me?! what????” au

“i’m famous as hell and yet i seem to have met the ONE person in this bar who doesn’t have a damn clue how i am, this is hilarious, i’m just gonna ride this out” au

tbh give me a long-distance relationship that begins with one sending fanmail to the other and “wait you actually wrote me back?!” au

“while hiding from the paparazzi i ran into the first building i saw and it turns out you work here and what the fuck do you mean you’re closed and i have to get out, have some mercy!” au

“of all the wrong numbers in the world, the nude i meant to send to my significant other wound up on YOUR phone” au

the same au but in reverse, aka, “wtf why did i get a random nude from my favorite celebrity??? am i on catfish???” au

“we’re on a reality show where half the contestants are famous and the other half are just regular people” au

“you read one of my thirst tweets on a talk show and now my thirst is a minor internet sensation, so thanks for that” au

“i just went to one of your shows, and now an hour later you’ve tweeted about some gorgeous person you noticed in the crowd and wait why does this describe me exactly” au

[thcblackrosc]

ok, but a plot where these two twenty somethings that absolutely hate each other get stuck raising their godchild after the parents ( their best friends ) die in an accident. all the angst and the nights spent awake because they had never expected to have to take care of a kid yet. being overwhelmed by it all but they still love the kid and their best friends and want the best for the child. having to come to terms with their own grief while understanding the other and getting close.

just gimme

[flvrilege]

distrxcticn:

so who’s gonna give me an ‘i hate you and everything u stand for but somehow we got drunk enough to hook up during the weekend and your fuckboy ass won’t stop texting me talking bout ‘babygirl i can make u feel so good again’ and while i really really wanna say no…. it’s also super empowering to know u want a repeat??’ kinda plot??? and they could just be frenemies with benefits???? who somehow end up being friends???? and involuntarily somehow end up catching feelings???? imagine all the feels and the jealousy and the smut and the aNGST???

[kitty-wilde]

[ bed ]

[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before

The room is spinning. 

Kitty can’t bring herself to open her eyes. She couldn’t face light or noise right now. The blonde reached out to the bedside table, patting it down blindly to find her alarm clock -- making sure it didn’t sound off with a poppy Katy Perry song while her body felt like trash was a top priority. But like the universe was laughing at her, the alarm clock wasn’t in her usually strategically placed position... In fact, she couldn’t feel her television remote, or the Bible she kept on standby either. 

With a sudden very sobering realization, Kitty’s eyes popped open. 

That isn’t her ceiling. 

This isn’t her bed. 

Her memory from last night is foggy. It was her first night out since starting college -- she’d rebelled and found herself at a college frat party. It seemed like a right of passage, after all. Knowing only a few people and still reeling from her “not-breakup”, she may have over-indulged in the cheap shots, warm beer, and God-knows whatever else was on the go. And then... And then there was Ryder. He had been a sight for sore eyes, she’d not seen him since he’d been forcibly transferred from McKinley during Coach Sue’s banishing act... They chatted, had a few drinks... And then it kind of gets harder to remember

Kitty swallowed -- sort of, her mouth was bone dry. With as much willpower as she could find she turned to see if she was actually alone in this bed. She wasn’t. There he was... Ryder Lynn. 

[kitty-wilde]

captainhchq​:

Continued from here

Hunter wasn’t exactly a party animal but nights out, schmoozing, were sometimes required.  And sometimes he just needed to blow off steam.  Tonight was a little bit of both.  He’d already had enough to drink that he was, happy, something people didn’t always associate with him, but he was ironically definitely what the Warblers liked to call a ‘happy’ drunk. Except he didn’t need to be drunk, such as tonight, just tipsy.  His group, other professors and civilian contractors from West Point, were standing around the ledge bar height perimeter of the dance floor, enjoying drinks after a bit of time out on the dance floor.  Hunter had a scotch on the rocks, in his hand as he moved from one end of the group to the other.  

That’s when he heard it, his name, called out during a softer part of the song currently blaring in the club.  Hunter looked up in the direction of the voice, having recognized it, and it was long before he saw the face to which it belonged.  A large, wide, but genuine smile pulled at his lips.  “Excuse me a moment,” he said to the group.  “I see an old friend.”  With that Hunter brought his glass to his lips and took a sip before he began to make his way to where Kitty was sitting.  He saw the way her eyes drank him in and if it made him push his shoulders back just a little more, so be it.  

Hunter strutted over towards Kitty, finishing his drink along the way.  “Kitty Wilde,” Hunter leaned down, enveloping her in a one armed hug as he leaned in and kissed her cheek.   “Aren’t you welcome sight for these eyes.”  His eyes drifted down, watching as she slipped off her high heels, feeling a pang of sympathy for her.  He loved being barefoot himself.  As he listened to her explain her situation, he did feel bad for her.  

“You are a sexy offer, don’t doubt that,” Hunter smirked with a wink.  Shaking his head, he turned around and knelt down so Kitty could climb up on his back.  Once her arms were around his neck, her heels hanging off her fingers against his chest, she kissed his cheek.  Hunter reached back and slid his hands under her thighs.  “You’re welcome, and yes, I do.  I could have just picked you up bridal style, but ugh, so cliché and romantic,” he teased.  “This way, I can just explain to my friends later that my old friend was just wasted and I wanted to make sure you got home okay.  Instead of fending off questions regarding our relationship status.”

@kitty-wilde​

You’re right, I’m a 24/7 blessing,” Kitty quipped, though with not as much snark as she usually possesses. Even if it wasn’t something she’d bring up in conversation, she had a certain level of comfort when she was around Hunter, there wasn’t a need to try and be someone or something she wasn’t. 

“I’ve never been so thankful for your hunky biceps of steel.” A small lie, biceps were one of the first things she’d noticed about the professor - That couldn’t be held against her, Jesus had given her the gift of eyesight, after all. Kitty was admittedly a little tipsy, but thanks to the struggle of her shoes she wasn’t anywhere near drunk. Frankly they should have come with a warning about how much of a buzz kill they’d be. “Oh there is no way on God’s green earth I would have let you pick me up bridal style,” she let out a small chuckle. Another small lie, with the pain she was in she would have let him pick her up any which way he wanted. “You haven’t given me nearly enough diamonds to get away with that level of cringe.”

It crossed kitty’s mind that she should send a text to her group of friends before she ended up on the side of a milk carton in the morning, but right now she was supervising her ride and she had to prioritise. “You know, I might have resembled a damsel in distress, but you can admit I totally saved your tonight. Your friends looked like the very definition of boring.” 

[kitty-wilde]

[ piggyback ] my muse gives yours a piggyback ride

“I broke the number one rule,” Kitty groaned to herself breathlessly, as she looked down at her feet -- feet she’d never despised more. Every person who has ever owned a pair of heels knows you never - under any circumstances - wear a new pair on a night out. Her apartment wasn’t far away, on any other day she’d happily walk there, but not tonight. Kitty pulled out her phone, and just as she was about to embarrass herself by ordering a Lyft she spots a familiar face... Though honestly, it was more his body she was paying attention to right now. His toned, stong, could-carry-you-out-of-a-fire hunk of a body. “Hunter Clarington...” She sang out to him, calling him over to her (she was in no state to walk!). 

Kitty eyed him over, trying to be seductive but the pain from the heels digging into her feet was getting in the way and she looked more uncomfortable than anything. “I was going to give you a really sexy offer, but...” she reached down and pulled her shoes off her feet,  unable to take another excruciating moment. “I’m in pain. Physical pain, Hunt... I can’t expect you to understand this, and I’m sure your out with your other friends who never look like they’re having a good time. But... Help me.” She looked up at him pathetically from her seat, longing him with her eyes. 

When Hunter knelt down in front of her for Kitty to jump on his back, the blonde smiled for the first time in at least two hours. She jumped up and wrapped her arms around his broad shoulders, the devil shoes dangling from her fingers as she turned her head quickly to kiss his cheek in sheer appreciation (a rare moment for Kitty). “Still remember the way to my apartment?” 

[morememesforall]

word prompts compilation

complies THIS MEME // THIS MEME // THIS MEME

ADD ++ FOR REVERSE

[ attention ] for your muse to touch mine as a way of getting their attention

[ wake ] for your muse to wake mine

[ cover ]  for your muse to cover mine with a blanket or a jacket

[ lift ] for your muse to give mine a hand stepping up or over something etc.

[ kiss ]  for your muse to come up to mine and kiss them without warning

[ run ] for your muse to run their fingers through mine’s hair

[ braid ] for your muse to braid mine’s hair

[ embrace ]  for your muse to hold mine

[ smile ] for your muse to smile at mine from across the room

[ wave ] for your muse to gesture to mine to come closer

[ panic ] for your muse to grab mine’s arm or get behind them in a moment of danger

[ touch ] for your muse to rest their forehead against mine’s

[ weep ]  for your muse to catch mine crying

[ eat ] for your muse to offer mine food

[ hit ] for your muse to attack mine

[ love ] for your muse to touch mine as a show of affection or reassurance

[ nap ] for your muse to fall asleep against mine

[ rest ] for your muse to rest their head in mine’s lap

[ look ] for your muse to catch mine staring

[ seduce ] for your muse to touch mine sexually

[ help ] for your muse to lean on mine for support

[ give ] for your muse to offer mine their arm

[ entwine ] for your muse to hold mine’s hand

[ laugh ] for your muse to laugh at something mine did

[ dance ] for your muse to dance with mine

[ sit ] for your muse to pull mine into their lap

[ yell ] for your muse to calm mine down

[ cry ] for your muse to wipe mine’s tears away

[ dream ] for my muse to share dream with yours

[ nightmare ] for your muse to wake mine from a nightmare

[ surprise ] for your muse to show up at mine’s house without explanation

[ fix ] for your muse to treat mine’s injury

[ sacrifice ] for your muse to get hurt protecting mine

[ guard ] for your muse to step between my muse and danger

[ taste ] for your muse to cook for mine

[ sing ] for your muse to sing to mine 

[ goodbye ] for my muse kissing and/or hugging your muse goodbye

[ secrets ]   my  muse  sharing/confiding  a secret

[ bloody ]   for your  muse  coming  to  my  muse  with  blood  stains 

[ drunk ]   your  muse  takes  care  of my very drunk muse 

[ bed ]  my  muse wakes up in  the  same bed as your muse with little  recollection  of  the  night  before

[ scream ]   my  muse  hears  your  muse  scream  and  runs  to  them

[ trail ]   my  muse  watches  as  your  muse  traces  one  of  my  muses  scars,  asking  them  about  it

[ piggyback ]   my  muse  gives  yours  a  piggyback  ride

[ jump ]   my  muse  holding  yours  up  by  their  thighs

[ carry ]   my  muse  carries  your  muse  to  their  house

[ lighter ]   my  muse  pulls  out  a  lighter  and  lights  it  for  your  muse  to  use  to  light  their  cigarette

[ shot ] my  muse  gets  shot  and  struggles  to  your  muses for aid

[ wound ] my  muse  patches  and  bandages  a  wound  your  muse  has  gotten

[ fight ]   my  muse  stops  your  muse  from  getting  into  a  physical  fight  with  someone  else

[ arrest ]   your  muse  finds  my  muse  arrested  in  cuffs  

[ hospital ]   my  muse  awakens  in  a  hospital,  finding  your  muse  by  their  side,  asking  what  happened

[ betrayal ] my  muse  finds  out  that  your  muse  has  betrayed  them and  confronts  them  about  it

[ nude ] my  muse  walks  in  on  your  muse  accidentally  seeing  them  naked

[ karaoke ]  for our muses to sing together

[ wet ]   your muse  strips  down  to  their  under  garments  and  runs  into  the  water,  motioning  for my muse  to  join  them

[ crawl ]  for  your  muse  to  crawl  into  bed  with  mine .

[ flower ]  for  your  muse  to  offer  my  muse  their  favourite  flower

[ gift ]  for  my  muse  to  surprise  your muse  with  a  gift

[ homemade gift ]  for  my  muse  to  make  your muse  a  gift

[ bestow ] for your muse to give my muse a gift, bought or handmade ( bonus if you add what it is )

[ serenade ]  for  my  muse  to  sing  to  your  muse

[ caress ]  for  your  muse  to  gently  run  their  hand  down  my  muse’s  face

[ caught ]  for  your  muse  to  catch  my  muse  wearing  their  shirt .

[ love letter ]  for  your  muse  to  give  my  muse  a  love  letter  they  wrote  for  them

[ boop ]  for  your  muse  to  boop  my  muse  on  the  nose

[ date ]  for  my muse  to  ask  your  muse  to  go  on  a  date

[ confess ]  for my muse  to  confess  their  feelings  to  your  muse

[ sleepy ]  for  my muse  to  slowly  fall  alseep  on  your muse

[thanxbastards]

a modern day tangled plot where muse a is the local bad boy — who has quite possibly one of the worst reputations to ever exist, and is known for his thievery, and also for his incredible ability to spend almost every single night of his life at the local police station for one wrongdoing or another — and muse b is the sheltered daughter of an extremely overprotective mother, who literally allows her to do nothing, or go anywhere by herself. muse b constantly dreams of getting to do all the things that other teenagers are doing, such as drinking and going to parties and falling in love, but she’s far too scared of her mother to ever do anything even slightly rebellious. however one night, after a house burglary that goes wrong, muse a is on the run and stumbles upon muse b’s house, which appears empty at a first glance. it isn’t though, and muse b is actually home alone, while her mother is out somewhere. muse b is instantly in awe of muse a, especially after he’s forced to explain just why he’s ended up in her house (( because of the failed burglary )) and she attempts to befriend him, though muse a wants nothing to do with her, and is planning to make a quick escape — right up until muse b turns out to not be as fragile and innocent as she originally appeared, and threatens to hand muse a into the police unless he takes her away from her usual life of order and rules, and shows her a wild night she won’t forget.

[hcdoniist-blog]

UNIVERSITY PLOTS THAT DON’T REVOLVE AROUND HOOKUPS

muse a is a nervous person and the thought of moving away to university terrifies them. they end up living in shared accommodation and muse b is in a flat across the hall. they chat online in a group chat for the flat/building for a while then begin to talk privately, and muse b soothes their nerves about moving away and having to meet now people (cute things can pursue)

“hey i’m late on our first day and oh no, the only free seat is next to you. wait do you have a pen?”

“i’m an avid lover of ??? and this society means everything to me and during a meet up you ten up halfway through and wow okay you’re pretty sweet”

“we got paired up for a presentation but we’ve never really spoken and you’re pretty nice despite what other people say”

“so i totally didn’t spend that entire lecture doodling/on my phone and i had no clue what i was being taught pls help”

“it’s 3am and the library is pretty empty but you’re sat there stressing at your laptop, so i brought you a coffee and a bag of chips from the vending machine”

“my card won’t work in the card machine and it’s a busy lunchtime, wait… did you just buy my lunch?”

“you came over to hang out but i fell asleep while you were playing video games and two hours later you’re still here”

muse a and muse b are on the same course and can’t find the room for one of their first lectures so instead they bunk off and explore their new city/town together and have a good day and it’s really fun and cute

“wow my lecture sucked ass, i’m stressed asf and here we are at the on campus bar at 11:59am waiting to buy a drink because it’s been that kind of a day already”

“hey, it’s 2am and i can’t sleep so i’m messaging you randomly… wait you’re awake? come to my flat and we can cuddle”

[chxrrybxbyy]

Huge List of Uncommon Plot Bunnies

muse a is a fugitive on the run but continues to keep in contact with Muse b.

muse a and muse b are from rival mob families (romeo and juliet without the death).

muse a is the employee of muse b’s parent and they’ve secretly begun dating.

muse a is a mechanic and muse b’s car has broken down in their little town.

muses have dated a long time, one finds out the other has a huge secret.

muse a is single and expecting a baby, muse b is a friend/collegue who wants to help.

muse a is a seasoned college professor, muse b is a new professor at the college.

muse a is a boxer and muse b is an emergency room nurse who treats them a lot.

muse a is a infamous criminal and muse b is a FBI agent. muse a has been helping muse b take out their competition.

muses are getting their first apartment together. 

muses are roommates and are falling for each other. 

muse a always had a crush on muse b, now muse b has feelings for them too.

muse a just broke up with their s/o, muse b is their rebound. 

muse a is a hit man and muse b is the target they couldn’t take out.

muses are surviving the apocalypse together.

muse a is muse b’s nanny and has been taking care of their children.

muse a is a college professor and muse b is their student. 

muse a was pregnant and never told muse b. they’ve run into each other.

muse a is fresh out of prison and muse b’s parent is a police officer/sheriff.

muse a’s parent owns a gym, muse b is their new prize fighter. 

muse a is an ancient vampire, muse b is the soulmate they’ve been looking for.

muse a is a witch, muse b is their mentor.

muse a is a werewolf, muse b is a human. 

muse a is a vampire/demon hunter, muse b is a monster with a soul/conscious. 

muse a is the child of a motorcycle club’s president, muse b is a member of the club.

muse a is home from serving in the military, muse b is their ex they’re still in love with.

muses are working for the same cartel/mob family. 

muse a is the child of wealthy parents, muse b is their new bodyguard.

muses are the children of rival politicians. 

muse a is friends with muse b’s parent/older sibling. they’ve been close and are falling for each other despite the circumstances. 

 muse a is fresh out of rehab and muse b is their sponsor.

muse a dated muse b’s sibling/friend/etc and they’ve just hooked up at a party/bar.

muses dated for a long time until muse a left town, ten years later they’re back and wanting to get to know muse b again.

muses are fugitives on the run stealing and cheating their way across the country.

muse a is a music producer/manager and muse b is an up and coming artist.

muse a is a criminal and has gotten involved with an unknowing muse b.

muses are newly assigned FBI partners.

muse a is a lawyer/paralegal and muse b is their bosses new client.

muses are serving in the military together.

[blythesthetics]

so I need a ‘you’re a person of high wealth/status and I legally married you at a courthouse the night before your wedding because you found out your fiancé is trying to dupe you and your family out of money/ruin your reputation as a revenge plot because of an old family rivalry and they’re not legally entitled to your assets if you’re already legally married to someone else and you agreed to pay me a high sum of money for this and I have a lot of debt so I didn’t pass up the deal but then your ex hits back at you in the media and we have to keep up the charade of being married and you agree to keep paying me money for it but oops I think I might be enjoying more than just the money and oops you’re starting to grow fond of me and this wasn’t part of the deal shit fuck’ plot please and thank you

[fiercecomets-archive]

I want baby plots;

I want a woman who’s wanted to have a child for so long and she’s yet to find the right man and she has herself artificially inseminated

I want friends who are desperate to have children that they decide to have one together

 I want a couple who have been together for years and are now beginning to want children and can have them

 I want couples who have been together for years and can’t have children

I want one night stands ending in pregnancy

 I want people starting their lives and careers only to find out their pregnant

 I want exes finding out they’re having children together

I want parents raising their children at all ages

I want same sex couples wanting children and finding surrogates and looking after them

 I want adoptions and surrogacy and everything you could imagine.

 I want baby plots!!!!!