. ˖ ꒰𑁬 katze ໒꒱ ˖ .

hi i’m katze 27 • she/her • loser been on tumblr since 2013

[dappermouth]

ibuprofen is a type of angel that can live inside a bottle in your house

[kitty0katze]

don’t know who will see this, if anyone, but it’s really crazy to me that i joined tumblr ~15 years ago when i was like 12 or 13?? and now im a grown woman with a house, a husband, and two children. life really comes at you fast <3

[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[calellon]

unfortunately i could never be nonchalant because i am not well in the head and also my soul is on fire

[escuerzoresucitado]

[plants4]

[1dietcokeinacan]

I’m sorry WHEN did he do this

[1dietcokeinacan]

Screeeeeching

[ironpour]

[pangur-and-grim]

I don’t think my neighbours have noticed the change because all black chickens must look identical to them, but there…..uh, certainly has been a shift in morphology from Yennefer to Wormbecca

[nobleplaidypus]

I was struggling to pinpoint what wormbecca’s Shape reminded me of but then I figured it out

[quaculaarchive]

what the fuck is wrong with uou why would you say that

[horrorofthebeast]

SHE KILLT SQUEAKY

[teathattast]

[evilvillain123456789]

A woman’s vagina should smell like copper, iron, or rust

A man’s vagina should smell of lobster bisque, campbells soup, or basketball leathers

A woman’s penis should smell of hydrogen sulfide, gasoline, or grandmas house

A man’s penis smells of yeast.

[arandomthot]

[caviria]

[chohunki]

kuroo doodle 

[ostolero]

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

i dont need a fucking camera to hold my hand while i backup im not a pussy

[ebaybumpstock]

i dont even have a rearview mirror i just decide when to back out based on the vibe

[toxicsolarvibrations-deactivate]

kiss me