meme machine

* Cj * she/her * heterosexual * depressed but still doing my best *

[recklessmoss]

say what u want about the manscaped ads I know they are shit, all of them but the “evil, sinister, malcontent, balls” one puts me into fucking hysterics actually

[recklessmoss]

please this is SO funny

[recklessmoss]

HUH?!

[bigbadbutch]

[jame7t]

Tbh? 🤨 I summon one thousand years darkness upon you!🤣

[andnowrotfront]

[samfodo]

Except you don't need to stick your faces together/use tongue for a kiss to be "good".

These are two middle-aged men who probably haven't had any experience kissing someone they love, so they're obviously gonna be a bit out of practice.

I know that it was passionate and sweet, and they deserve that.

[lizardsister]

is this post real. can other people see this. this feels like a fever dream made reality

[depsidase]

[metaflesh-deactivated20180415]

holy fuck strong bad

[yokelfelonking]

Well, his name ain’t Strong Good

[tredlocity]

strong bad callout post

[6i0-deactivated20180625]

This shit is too dope

Dont watch lord of the rings high off your tits. This shit will blow your mind away. God look at those little guys go

[banshees-deactivated20180812]

is there a way to queue a post directly into your mind because i want to remember this post at least once every hour for the rest of my life

[mega-taiga]

[anexperimentallife]

[tricky-pockets]

[wizardshark]

Checking garbage cans in Pokemon because there was a great ball once on the SS Anne in red blue

[adonischildsupportcase]

[pretty-pink-seaslug]

[owldude]

cats will be let into the bathroom and make it their entire personality

[fujoshiwarrior]

sunk cost fallacy? how SUCK COCK FALLACY!!!!!!!!!!

[fujoshiwarrior]

forgot the word about

[getmoneysmokeweedninja4161-deac]

is this normal

anytime i see a person in public giving off indications that they're nervous (biting nails scratching their face etc..) i grab them by the shoulders and throw them really far away

[8bitnatsuki-deactivated20200525]

[weenie-kun]

[parkchanwoohoo]

The last panel contains more emotion than anything you could find in a museum

[zoesupreme]

Why on earth would you not watch sports??? Who would want to miss moments like this??

[cetitanhasmoved]

Go to penis

Only if you come with me brother.

[cetitanhasmoved]

[pacthesis]

[romeo-the-cactus]